You will never need to eat again
but
You cannot eat even if you want too
I will not

sfctw1 10 years ago
Chew for the taste, then spit it out

Ninjanate1123 10 years ago
You are right

shooloo 11 years ago
can I drink blended food?

hello______________2 6 years ago
*drinks blended cookie* 5 minutes later *puking*
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Tranny_faggot 9 years ago
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Ninjanate1123 10 years ago
This one seems cool but you will never eat candy again

Pzahz 9 years ago
Save money on the dentist

N4sserHELPER 8 years ago
that mean i will keep seeing my brother eating a good food while im just setting and seing him :L

Potatooooo 9 years ago
I nEeD FOod

23lindsaam 6 years ago
boil dem mash dem stick dem in a stew 🥔
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Rhiannon Grainger 13 years ago
Think of how much money that would save!

tzyxjs 3 years ago
真·省吃俭用
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Bendy58 7 years ago
Great! Now I don't have to put flex tape on my mouth and flex seal on my ass!

Gdhdjdhdhdvehejeiwiyegevsbdjdhsvvddu 9 years ago
But my dad just got a cotton candy machine! Nuh uh, not worth it!

HowBanana 10 years ago
You wouldn't have honey buns,popcorn,candy(especially Hershey),dessert,steak,pork,meat,corn,potatoes,vegetables,fruit,Like HowBanana,and other glorious foods.You wouldn't'T have a sweet tooth.

HowBanana 10 years ago
Yeah,but that wouldn't follow physics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello______________2 6 years ago
it would save money

qwerty1234 11 years ago
I love food tho. . . .

Chance Finch 13 years ago
Life without steak? Not worth it

mariafe 8 years ago
Just blend it, boom problem solved
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Brooklynn Rond 13 years ago
Uh food is love food is life.. No thanks

Leafheart 11 years ago
It's nice not to HAVE to eat, but there are plenty of foods I would want to eat.

Qolem 10 years ago
If I want to eat my girlfriend, if you know what I mean?

Nerdy-Dolls 11 years ago
NOT. WORTH. IT. I NEED FOOD TO LIVE EVEN IF I DONT NEED IT (THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT I DONR CARE)

Tigertoad 9 years ago
I love eating umm no

Lucasfergui1024 5 years ago
I will not press that button under any circumstances.

Keriko 11 years ago
These questions....it's just.....Help?

Toruk 9 years ago
WHERE IS THE GOOD SIDE!!?

David Azalea 13 years ago
NO MORE NASTY CAFETERIA FOOD

sonicj01 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO

dangert 11 years ago
No lunch breaks at work?

dikbutt 9 years ago
Stare at wall after hitting a joint all day. No hunger.

Huntsman 11 years ago
Dosent say I can't drink the food *turns on blender*

GamingHub 7 years ago
My fat ass can't live without eating food

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djcool232 10 years ago
but then u still need to have water btw that would u rather was stupid no offence

Henrik, ONLY HENRIK 11 years ago
PROBABLY NOT

Lexkogane05 9 years ago
But what if i want to eat ice cream or somthing sweet

JelloManiaHD 11 years ago
What kind of question is this? FOOD IS LIFE!

SiamesePhoenix 2 years ago
Chewing

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
so im now part namekian? good enough!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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23lindsaam 6 years ago
*me reading this and thinking about how horrible it is for someone to hate asexuals and people with autism* But also: this post has the grammar of a second grader

Justinfab 12 years ago
i dont care i would win so many bets :D

D3monPixel 10 years ago
Without being able to eat I'd have nothing to aid my boredom.

M4natee 9 years ago
what about drinking?

Ioey 7 years ago
Uhhh, at least all I need is water.

PineappleProdigy 11 years ago
I cant eat the pussy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kaleb13 11 years ago
just taste the food and dont eat it

anime3005 9 years ago
How to change language

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Leon27 9 years ago
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Otaking 9 years ago
I wouldn’t need a dish washer, a pantry and I could use the space as a closet, a stove/oven, any cooking or baking supplies, I wouldn’t need a dinning room so that eliminates a table, silverware, plates, and napkins, and I could just put all my drinks in a mini fridge. THAT SAVES SO MUCH MONEY.

that random girl 11 years ago
*slams button* *worships button*

Gerias 10 years ago
You cant eat it, but you can chew it So all the food become chewing GUM with the right consistence

forwhateverreason 11 years ago
How awkward would dates be

p3nguin123 10 years ago
NO CHOCOLATE PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THAT AND NO CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!111111111!1!!!!1111111!!1111!!

n4tri 5 years ago
If I don't eat, I don't need to poop?

Kuledood543 9 years ago
I NEED TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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