Will You Press The Button?

Thomas Patrick Dickson III 13 years ago

change the outcome of my death so I don't die, paradox.

Hikaru70055 5 years ago

BIG B R A I N

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B_urst 9 years ago

Change so that adam and eve dont sin

rifle91 11 years ago

2008 election here i come

Migdin1 10 years ago

Wrong year, the next election. And then you wil save the world.

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ColtonTheOrange 9 years ago

Stop me from being born

Emmkinn 9 years ago

Afterwards can be 20 years🤔🤔

FluffeKittah 10 years ago

MAKE SURE TRUMP, HITLER, FRIGGIN TERRORISTS, AND EVIL PEOPLE NEVER LIVED?????????? I WOULD SO DIE FOR THAT

BeachKing 9 years ago

Trump make merica grate again 😃😎😇$👍

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Jessica Ray 13 years ago

I picked yes, I'd save it for if there ever came a time my kid was in danger or something. One of those "I'd give anything to trade places with you" moments.

LynxCat 4 years ago

You are a good parent

Daniel Wright 13 years ago

off to the first day of the universe (so i can prove god is fake)

SolarFlare824 6 years ago

Fuck. You. Idiot.

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Ethan Rutherford 13 years ago

CHANGE THE FINALE OF DEXTER FOR FUCK SAKE

belle29 9 years ago

FACTS

Smartest-Man 4 years ago

Do not change the future, it has unintended consequences. Don't think you are more apt to do such.

Alex Cline 13 years ago

Good bye 9/11

sonicj01 10 years ago

change the outcome of all button presses so downsides never happen which would mean you dont die

2 9 years ago

You"d still die to make downsides not happen

00CobraGamer00 11 years ago

Change the outcome of your death.

halfyou 11 years ago

haha just change the event of your death so that you stay alive xP

david234 11 years ago

What if I change the outcome of changing the outcome of any event to not kill me?

belle29 9 years ago

i would use it on my deathbed

orangesheepdog 12 years ago

I would change 9/11 to have the planes crash into the Middle East and kill everyone there.

FluffeKittah 10 years ago

THERE'S INNOCENT PEOPLE THERE YA KNOW?

Thegreatpunch 9 years ago

I like the top comment

Foxylover 11 years ago

Mine would be to save John Lennon

kingcoal12 11 years ago

wait for the perfect timing or stop m death and make another outcome

tianzang 3 months ago

我要阻止南京大屠杀，让我献出自己的生命我都愿意

Michael Varrecchia 13 years ago

Donna noble much

white bait 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

NovaRay 8 years ago

What if it’s to save a baby? Or your mom or sibling? Or baby sibling? I’ll so die to save anyone in my family.

Steven Schwarz 13 years ago

It's worth another Packer superbowl win!

KareBearEXO 11 years ago

Never said when

2 9 years ago

It"d fairly obviously be right after you used it. Bad loophole.

Motherfucking 9 years ago

Change the outcome of my death so I don't die, LOOPHOLE!

2 9 years ago

That"d effectively mean you didn't press the button at all.

Jonan4tor 11 years ago

I'll save the planet

why do you care 11 years ago

But what if I change the outcome of changing the outcome of any event? I just created a paradox!

JTminegamer 11 years ago

9/11 now doesnt exist

N-master 12 years ago

bye holocoust

MuffinCat10 10 years ago

Kill Adolf Hitler before WW2 that"s one issue down

BIGbigBIGbig 3 years ago

poo

Aster Kirisaki 13 years ago

The car crash seems pretty appealing to me... I don't have anything to live for anyways

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Are dreams the outcome of this button to make it give me infinite wishes!!!

Mason Ross 11 years ago

Then what's the point.

MoLaDaT 11 years ago

What if I was to change the outcome of my birth, like making me have a twin, or a different hair color, or gender? Then I would die and just relive my life, even if it would be a bit different.

2 9 years ago

No, it wouldn't work like that. You would just die with a different hair colour or gender.

WTFcomment 11 years ago

Paradoxes more loopholes

2 9 years ago

Slot of people would say that they would change the outcome of their deaths so that they didn't die. But those effectively mean you didn't press the button at all, or more precise, haven't used your power at all yet.

2 9 years ago

I really got to turn the autocorrect of on my phone.

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Allwarden47 12 years ago

I would make it so I would be reborn omnipotent. That way I don't have to wait

levir 11 years ago

so é mudar o evento da minha propria morte dah

Jim Moriarty 13 years ago

Change the end of Series 3 of Sherlock

Migdin1 10 years ago

Il change the buttom to not kill me when i do it, then i will die but come back to life, â˜º and use my powers for something usefull

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not the best at saying excactly what i mean the first time, but what i meant the first time was that i automatically get ressurected. I thought it was kind of obvious, because self ressurection powers mostly are activated as soon as you die, without me having to do anything

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plginplm 11 years ago

you have the ability... but you don't have to... so it's an option... so why didn't everyone press this button?

DarkPhoenix76 2 months ago

Change the outcome paradox that outcomes by changing my outcoming death, changing the outcoming outcomes by outcomes and outcoming changes that change the outcome's outcoming outcomes, outcoming the outcomes with outcomes that outcame instead of the outcomes that would've outcame.

SCIPR06 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. Seriously, this comment sucks. YOU WILL BE not KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE worst DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. STOP. THIS IS not SO FREAKY.rn1. don't say your n... [Show full comment]

kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

b2198 7 years ago

I'll change the outcome of "not being omnipotent in the next instant", then cancel my death before it occurs, since I"d be omnipotent. Almost ANY time you see the word ANY in these you can just use omnipotency to loophole the fk out of it.

Chris Sigler 13 years ago

change the event then make it so i dont die

Thatmovingdeadthing 10 years ago

404 ERROR downside not found. We all die eventually, and most likely after the event many years later.

Argenteus 11 years ago

I use my ability to change the outcome to any event to create a personal afterlife in which I become an absolute god and can fix the world.

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