You can create the perfect spouse, you both are immortal and live a perfect life.
but
You can never see 2 friends (of your choice) again.
I will not


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daffodil9 months ago
还有这种好事

Beautiful_Altmerlast year
Jokes on you, you. That requires having friends

Immortal-Lenlast year
This would have been a harder choice if it was the two closest nonspouse friends you have. The way it's worded I'm just going to pick two friends I was not too close with or I already might never see again.

BADWOLF109 years ago
what are these "friends" you speak of, they sound like a strange thing

Migdin18 years ago
It is a sandwich, i googled it
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MCFan359 years ago
I HACKED THIS COMMENT AND YOU CAN LIKE IT A MAXIMUM OF 420 TIMES PER ACCOUNT!!!

minimegaman090last year
OH YEAH WELL I HACKED THAT COMMENT SO YOU CAN DISLIKE IT INFINITE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Javongod3 years ago
What is friend you speak of

Vergeltung9 years ago
Do facebookfriends count?

Cady_cookie8 years ago
Hopefully!

Firehawk179 years ago
Me:oh hi you want to be friends? Random person: sure. Me:ok well I don't want to see you ever again

Pun-geonKeeper8 years ago
Excuse me sir, but this word you used, "friends," appears to be in a different language. I prefer to call them, "Fucking idiots" because they actually thought my friendships are sincere. Bye, motherfuckers!

PressItOrDont8 years ago
Hi "friend" bye friend

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
befriend two people then ditch them "baiiiiii suckerzzzz"

TheTrueBoi6 years ago
69 likes nice
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PinkSparkle_Face7 years ago
Pick 2 friends you met online. According to PSN I have over 200 friends I have never met gave to face and probably never will

DevPatel7 years ago
Well I just make an enemy a friend and then you never see them, BAM WIN WIN

AdInfinitum8 years ago
I want to be single forever, thanks but no thanks. Also, all my friends except two are cats and a) it"s fun to argue with the human ones and b) cats are life.

Memes328 years ago
Just ditch the friends that you hate

Anthony Gaoo Perez12 years ago
>Make friends with 2 people you randomly meet >Forget about them a week later as normal >Get perfect spouse >?????? >Profit

Declan-R-Witlox2 years ago
Whats the fourth step? I really want to know

Jack Staniforth12 years ago
just two not very close friends :P

Fnaf 459 years ago
Lol

Kaleah Renee Claxton12 years ago
2 ""friends""? >:3

Jess Hallowell12 years ago
make friends with two of my worst rivals. problemo solved.

Michelle Delgado12 years ago
Choose the 2 annoying friends

rogntudju8 years ago
Then, I could get rid of those two clingy kittens who dare call themselves my friends, become immortal and forever be married to a Magnus Scheving replica? COUNT ME IN.

sam0227pl9 years ago
what if I have no friends?

Autranaut4 years ago
That means that I have -2 friends. Not only have I gotten a perfect life, I have also broken the laws of physics.

βοεz9 years ago
2 friends you can ditch 😈

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
Lets take internet friends

BartekTomasik8 years ago
CanbI choose facebook friends?

ElectroScale9 years ago
Hmm... I'll choose Billy and Jimmy.

Thegambler6 years ago
See, they said I couldnt see them but they didn't say I couldn't talk to them

itsnhi9 years ago
Ill be like "bye Felicia"

Manu De Santis12 years ago
ho cares?

TooManyFandoms18 years ago
I have alot of online frinds so i would couse one of them to never see, cause it says nothing about talking about them

Frankie-bob9 years ago
I got friends that are really annoying

CenaCentury8 years ago
Worst friend never to be seen

WinnerG2510 years ago
Like two actual friends, or two people that you actually hate

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago
That"s the thing! I have "friends" that are my friends, but... I could live without them.

Scott9 years ago
Two people I'm still friends with but in another state? I can never see them again already...

SpectroliteDS6 months ago
Honestly I voted no just cause I don't WANT a spouse OR immortality.

DcNation😈9 years ago
Me: *spots strangers* HEY! HOW'S LIFE!? GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS FRIENDS! Strangers: Wha-? *suddenly dies* Me: Whoops. Looks like I pressed the button✌

KatyHutcherson10 years ago
I hate some of my friends anyway, but for me the downside is having created the perfect spouse, he/she doesn't have true feelings for you

Pikachu8769 years ago
Ok were do I start

Mr0atmeal3 years ago
They would do the same to me... we knew how this operation worked from the beginning don't act shocked now that I am acting on it.

Mrtommy269 years ago
Pick ur least favorite friend here I see no problem

Damien Mcdonnell12 years ago
fuck sean and jj

LAM3W31RD07 years ago
No thanks being immortal would suck

dudebro1019 years ago
Of my choice huh you drive a hard bargain deal

LachlanParker8 years ago
Make it two friends you hate.

Mister mwha9 years ago
Just choose your worst friends

Rowly8 years ago
"Friends"... Yeah... You can hate your friends, right?

SpiderDragon10 years ago
what if I choose friends who don't like me?

dadolphin4 years ago
i see this as an absolute win i dont have friends
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