You get paid a small salary everyday for doing nothing
but
you have difficulty falling asleep for the rest of your life.
I will not


Maharid4 months ago
I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

Listen.here.you.little.shitlast year
Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

James1118 years ago
A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Winn773 years ago
Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawinglast year
Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

Symmy Byfield12 years ago
Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull3 years ago
Same
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AlexBrown7 years ago
I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus7 years ago
That"s my life right now

Issybutton7 years ago
Same

TuPapuh8 years ago
with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw8 years ago
"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE
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hampuzorgaming9 years ago
so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming9 years ago
but rich

qwertyuiopz7 years ago
I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago
I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal9 years ago
So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

Alice Rightmyer12 years ago
And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson12 years ago
money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch12 years ago
So you're on welfare?

2 months ago
as everyone knows.Not sleeping for several days will lead to death

Boimoi8 years ago
How much money though?

TheBronzeCannon4 years ago
Not like I have difficulty already

Professor_Potato9 years ago
*have a I mean

GreenDog310 years ago
I already have difficulty

Whydoesthisapphavesomanytakennames7 years ago
I usually can't get to sleep anyway so free money here I come!

AcousticJamm9 years ago
Doesn't that already happen to most people

Leffave8 years ago
ITS MEDICATION TIME

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
no change

ReaLolfacelast year
So I just get money for free huh

trunksz9 years ago
I have a hard time falling asleep any way

Jaylon03118 years ago
I already have insomnia

Cj Mcbride12 years ago
I have trouble sleeping anyway

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM3 years ago
If I get money for nothing, What if I work? : |

Skitter9 years ago
There's a thing called "sleeping pills", have you ever heard of them?

wasd23339 years ago
I already have sleep problems. I like when I go to sleep I don't go to sleep for the first 2 hours.

LukeToman4 years ago
you guys are getting paid?

GhostGirl6279 years ago
COOL!

rrw9 years ago
Depending on the difficulty, the downside may not be much different than I am now.

Nathan_k8 years ago
Sleeping pills Fuck ya

Shadow--9 years ago
I could still sleep right lol

Yuvallll48 years ago
Small salary can be million dollars

popkinz5510 years ago
Lol get paid for living my normal life!

derick26 months ago
eu ja nao consigo dormir mesmo

BossLoky8 years ago
It's very easy for me so I would just become a nnormal person

ArdentFlame1175 years ago
This is basically already my life

Thegreatpunch8 years ago
Didn't say how much difficulty

Ashley Ismash12 years ago
who needs sleep

Cloditylast year
Invest all of it, have somebody start a business with you, make them do all the work while you fund it, split it 50/50, then once it becomes a multi billion dollar company with almost infinite amount of funding, sell it and make the One Piece real.

CheapSheep9 years ago
I'll finally be like Kim Kardashian :D

Timpan7 years ago
How much is a small salary? And I already have a hard time to fall asleep so no change there

DovahkiinBitchX9 years ago
Ooohhhhh, damn you sleep!

BrookiePie4 years ago
so nothing changes alright

goatladyface9 years ago
i not the only one that have problems falling a sleep

Panifex7 years ago
I already find it hard to sleep much of the time
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