Will You Press The Button?

Listen.here.you.little.shit 3 years ago

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

Maharid 2 years ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

James111 9 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Symmy Byfield 13 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull 5 years ago

Same

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Winn77 5 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawing 3 years ago

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

orangeenjoyer 5 years ago

already have insomnia and adhd free money baby

TuPapuh 10 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw 9 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

but rich

AlexBrown 9 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus 9 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton 9 years ago

Same

qwertyuiopz 9 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon 9 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal 10 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

ThatEmoKid 9 years ago

Umm no sleep is the best part of my life, but then again i never wanna fall asleep at night and then end up staying up until like 3 in the morning.

allysen0sky 10 years ago

I already have insomnia. xD

gamer34 11 years ago

i go to sleep at 5 o'clock in the morning so theres basically no downside for me

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Alice Rightmyer 13 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson 13 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch 13 years ago

So you're on welfare?

Stephen Elnor 13 years ago

I don't see a downside i get to do nothing while not being able to sleep....which means i'll be doing nothing thus getting paid more....win-win in my eyes.

Ilikefords444555 5 years ago

1, I already do, and 2, that"s what pills are for my dude

Crazy Chicken 11 years ago

Already have a hard time

BlipBlop 9 years ago

I see no down side

SpoilerMaster 11 years ago

downside is my life

FatShamer22 7 months ago

Uhhh, Downside?1/?

MOURADMERIAI 10 years ago

lol symmy byfield same!

Marissa Dunn 13 years ago

I dont sleep sooo

Mynameielala123 9 years ago

I AM NOWWW

mr-tamaranid 12 years ago

Meletonin pills

gamandy 2 years ago

it said a small salary a day... meaning youd get 45000 dollars every day so around 16 million dollars a year

MaxieLazuli 10 years ago

Me only getting money. Can it be 150 per day please?

NIGHTFALL901 6 years ago

I pressed a button that said I can have perfect sleep and now I have this button

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

I already have fucking hard time sleeping all that changes is that I get money

jffshw 3 years ago

Sounds like my life, on social security, and can't sleep well...

VertyxxC 10 years ago

I hate not being able to sleep

scaryduck 8 years ago

like almost everyone else i already do

AcousticJamm 11 years ago

No changes.

tigger2022 9 years ago

I have insomnia so I have trouble anyways

Jared Wahe 13 years ago

Ummm, getting paid to sleep... thats a plus

magicalwizard81 9 years ago

i choose sleep for money

wasd2333 11 years ago

I already have sleep problems. I like when I go to sleep I don't go to sleep for the first 2 hours.

giantgoat15 10 years ago

I have a hard time trying to sleep so no

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

i hardly sleep anyway

Denominator765 11 years ago

If you get paid for doing nothing, having a hard time getting to sleep doesn't really matter because you can sleep as long as you want.

Evil_J 12 months ago

So getting paid to live how I live noe

Migdin1 10 years ago

I often dont sleep until 1 AM and sometimes 2 AM. My record is 5 AM, i have still not been a whole night without sleep... yet.

moistcr1TiKaLttv 6 years ago

Already an Insomniac

gangsterbaby 11 years ago

font need da fucking sleep

ThatGuyNamedSam2378 9 years ago

UNLEASH THE PILLS!!!

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