Will You Press The Button?

hyperLMAO4 years ago

This sounds like some Rick and Morty sh*t

Matsky8 years ago

I could just kill my enemy and make it look like it was my other enemy since i would be the most smarter person on earth, then all my enemys would be hated and i would eventually get all credits since i wouldn't have enemys no longer. Suck it bitches

D_YellowMadness11 months ago

It specifically says that won't happen.

Mike Harry12 years ago

Invent a machine that hyper-intensifies guilt, using it on said person to force them to hate that they get all of the credit, to the point where they will not take advantage of it with ill intent or against you.

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Or just kill the enemy with your new super awesome lightsaber😜

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cuckfila7 years ago

bitch i hate myself so that’s all gucci my dude 😌😌

C8 years ago

I'm not going to INVENT anything, I'm going to IMPROVE our current technology to a space age level, then patent it so no one can copy it. #loophole XD

C8 years ago

BTW this will pretty much be what Thomas Edison did.

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I'm not selling what I make

Joshy098 years ago

Excuse me? I PRESSED A GOD BUTTON!

NightShade178 years ago

"Makes machine that makes unliked person likeable, or makes everyone perfect for your own understanding"

Alexander Petrov12 years ago

This is more about overcoming yourself and seeing what's better for everyone...

Rainholm8 years ago

Pushed the button but I don't give a rats ass about helping other people. In the end the one benefiting from it would be me. And that"s actually true for 99% of the population.

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Caillin Barker12 years ago

yay! I'm pushed the button to become Nicola Tesla but with more funds and resources!!

Vortex12128 years ago

i"m pushed the button?

WBGrock8 years ago

Simple solution. Kill them.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

i hate myself the most

eicard 9 years ago

Just kill the person you hate

Acenio9 years ago

But then there is tge person u hate the second most that becomes ur #1 hated person and so on...

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Invent a virus that kills everyone.

yeetus_Vll4 years ago

so I still get credit. I don't see a problem

Party_Craig9 years ago

What if I make an asshole killing machine then what

TheEternalKnight7 years ago

Just hate yourself. Be like Rick from Rick and Morty.

JEFFABLEFF8 years ago

just make a bad product that kills your worst enemy.Done.

Logibear7 years ago

Jokes on you, I hate myself.

gamandy9 months ago

i would invent something that killed the person who got the most credit for its invention. then it would turn to tasty breeadrolls

Ultimate_Genius8 years ago

create a robot that kills the only the one person that first took credit of creating it

BigLadBoris6 years ago

I hate myself so get rekt

Ussu9 years ago

Cloning food already exists.

LordofLightning2 years ago

I don't really have anyone I hate so sure why not

EmilysDreamWorld9 years ago

KILL them

ChiskokDanaEvelyn7 years ago

I pushed it

Fr3xi9 years ago

I'll invent a machine that kills the person who haves the credit of its invention

Lzke8 years ago

Invent sth that proves I invented al that stuff

himom9 years ago

I don't care about credit, I care about people.

DanielleWilson7 years ago

so, terrorists will get credit for things like this? Unlikely

Dzejkkosc3 years ago

For some reason i feel like that"s aleready my life

AssHar7 years ago

Uh... me. I'll get credit for my inventions.

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE8 years ago

I don't hate anyone i only dislike

LlamaUnicornGirl1295 years ago

Kill em first

Hi101109 years ago

Event something so you will always get credit for you inventions

BEDAPRATIMlast year

Fuckb

RetroGameDays6 years ago

I dont hate a person

loopholelife9 years ago

Make a death ray to kill them

Mattyboi7 years ago

kill the person you hate and make a machine to erase everyones memory or that person and his/her death

that1randomkidd7 years ago

you can just kill the person you hate then make a robot that look and acts like you in jail for you win win

Vicvance8 years ago

I don't hate anyone so...

biggestman3 years ago

if you hate yourself the most? well just saying.

Nephlim Defence Force9 years ago

That means I'd always get the credit. Okay cool

RachelChrista8 years ago

This is gonna be a problem cuz I hate almost everyone so....not gonna push that button

GG_master4 years ago

It will just make me sad

IHateFeminism9 years ago

I'll guilt them into admitting it was me who does the inventions. Then I'll be Iron Man.

CalebGreenwood7 years ago

Myself?

WheresTheUpside7 days ago

Looking In the comments for someone who thinks they are funny with the 🤓☝️ myself? BS

Sho996 years ago

The person I most hate is myself

YouAreLoved9 years ago

Donald Trump gets all the credit for my inventions? Great. (sarcasm)

UnluckiestGuy7 years ago

FUCK NO

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