Will You Press The Button?

hyperLMAO4 years ago

This sounds like some Rick and Morty sh*t

Matsky8 years ago

I could just kill my enemy and make it look like it was my other enemy since i would be the most smarter person on earth, then all my enemys would be hated and i would eventually get all credits since i wouldn't have enemys no longer. Suck it bitches

D_YellowMadness11 months ago

It specifically says that won't happen.

Mike Harry12 years ago

Invent a machine that hyper-intensifies guilt, using it on said person to force them to hate that they get all of the credit, to the point where they will not take advantage of it with ill intent or against you.

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Or just kill the enemy with your new super awesome lightsaber😜

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cuckfila7 years ago

bitch i hate myself so that’s all gucci my dude 😌😌

C8 years ago

I'm not going to INVENT anything, I'm going to IMPROVE our current technology to a space age level, then patent it so no one can copy it. #loophole XD

C8 years ago

BTW this will pretty much be what Thomas Edison did.

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I'm not selling what I make

Joshy098 years ago

Excuse me? I PRESSED A GOD BUTTON!

NightShade178 years ago

"Makes machine that makes unliked person likeable, or makes everyone perfect for your own understanding"

Alexander Petrov12 years ago

This is more about overcoming yourself and seeing what's better for everyone...

Rainholm8 years ago

Pushed the button but I don't give a rats ass about helping other people. In the end the one benefiting from it would be me. And that"s actually true for 99% of the population.

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Caillin Barker12 years ago

yay! I'm pushed the button to become Nicola Tesla but with more funds and resources!!

Vortex12128 years ago

i"m pushed the button?

RachelChrista8 years ago

This is gonna be a problem cuz I hate almost everyone so....not gonna push that button

GG_master4 years ago

It will just make me sad

IHateFeminism9 years ago

I'll guilt them into admitting it was me who does the inventions. Then I'll be Iron Man.

CalebGreenwood7 years ago

Myself?

WheresTheUpside7 days ago

Looking In the comments for someone who thinks they are funny with the 🤓☝️ myself? BS

Sho996 years ago

The person I most hate is myself

YouAreLoved9 years ago

Donald Trump gets all the credit for my inventions? Great. (sarcasm)

UnluckiestGuy7 years ago

FUCK NO

Suckme6 months ago

credit, not money :)

Migdin18 years ago

I dont hate people, except someone, like Trump, and Beiber, but they arent people, so win win

JessicaLangston8 years ago

Well I hate myself so I guess it"s win-win for me!

Visa95last year

They won’t get credit, ‘cause I can just zap their memory

suhsusan9 years ago

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CarrotParty9 years ago

I hate myself, would that mean i get the credit?

Baseball_3333 years ago

Who cares if they get the credit it"s still invented.

Jayboy9 years ago

Make a Device To Get Credit And then build A time machine And a Portal Device to go to different Dimensions Then go to a dimension were Pokemon is real And bring back a Arceus Mewtwo Mew Groudon Kyogre Rayquaza Hoopa And more legendary Pokemon

BananaPuddingFace7 years ago

MUSTARD ON MY TURNIPS PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE

Vortex12128 years ago

I will build an infinite material machine with my name on it in big letters and copyright it.

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

I hate myself for letting him get the credit...

Hyena08 years ago

Hell no I"d want my credit if I earn it

inseto5 years ago

suck it bitch i have depresion i hate myself

Ethan has a Crappy Username9 years ago

I'll invent a machine that kills liars. Or... I could just disintegrate him with my deathray while wearing a mask that takes the form of anyone I want. Framing another person I hate for the murder.

meatloave12 months ago

I will invent a superpower ring that only works for me, the only person I suppose I 'hate' would be Vlad the Impaler ( a vile. VILE person) let him be credited with inventing a 'superpower ring'....see if anyone cares to look that up in a history book.

cheetos_r_lit8 years ago

Nipple Chip

I_have_no_friends6 years ago

Destroy day person

LivingCactus9 years ago

Hates self.ðŸ”ƒLoopholeðŸ”„

RebeccaGay7 years ago

nope screw that

delliselled7 years ago

I'm Fluttershy, so I don't hate ANYONE!

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

Make a device that eradicates them from the timeline and well no more person to take your credit as they now never existed in the first place.

Anyia088 years ago

Good thing I don't hate anyone

DanielleWilson7 years ago

the reason i reply to comments is because my comments dont show up unless they are replies

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ThatCommieBitch3 years ago

What if I kill that person

BrightNight1239 years ago

what if you hate yourself???

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

You know, I donf hate anyone so no one gets credit but me!

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

*don't

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

wha if i hate myself?

Kabuiya7 years ago

Just make a bad invention

Foke5 years ago

Just like Rick Sanchez... Noone will take my inventions, my babies!!!

Question Mark9 years ago

Do you want a loophole ? Here it is ! Invent suicidal nano-machines that kill themselves after killing host and just inject them to that person ! BOOOM !

Houseofbrick7 years ago

Invent something absolutely horrible, the person you hate will get credit and boom..

fnjksj2 months ago

我讨厌我

Catchy-Username8 years ago

ill just cure cancer for a sec and then give u the credit, as long as cancer is still cured :D

RNJR8 years ago

How about a machine that takes me into shows I wouldn't share I wouldn't even come back.

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