You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
I will not

kindness_luigi 9 months ago
i dont sleep

sonicj01 10 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz111 2 years ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot 5 years ago
why ?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Gandhi last year
what?

Stefan_11 9 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

John Havlin 13 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king3 6 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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NishaRoy 10 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

popeyeskid 11 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM 11 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens31 2 years ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i... [Show full comment]
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Zacharias 10 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman 2 years ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski 13 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He 13 years ago
sleep alone

XxXPewdiepie69XxX 10 years ago
This is basically like my life but without the mind reading

Ryyyyyy 2 years ago
wtf?

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago
I believe my brother already has this.

FionaHowarth 9 years ago
That would be hilarious!

Yeeter_McSkeeter 6 years ago
Like while ur sleeping

Theomars 11 years ago
Is there any thing duck-tape can't solve?

sonhol 10 years ago
loop hole you read their mind you dont listen to it so you dident hear anything and thherefore you dont mumble

Wasteofaface 10 years ago
Forever alone so who cares

Jaj 10 years ago
Nothing will stop me from pressing a button that gives me mind reading. Nothing.

theminecraftking 11 years ago
i am already alone soooo ye

Grammarmuch 8 years ago
It never said out loud therfore I can just mumble it. I'm not yelling.

AgentCPU0 11 years ago
I talk in my sleep, anyway, so.......

Hikari-chan 11 years ago
That´s not bad at all :T

idkshouldi 9 years ago
John Havlicek exactly what I was going to say but u said it “very long ago” lmao

oldnotweak 12 years ago
simply seal your room so nobody can hear anything

blooopy:) 10 years ago
I could just tape my mouth closed

Adam Kurmanchik 13 years ago
I sleep alone...

Frieza Jr 10 years ago
As long as no one hears

PhoenixTheFurry 4 years ago
I only live with my cats-

Bubblybuttshitsalot 11 years ago
As long as I don't have a sparkly vampire in my room. It's okay

KibbleBear 11 years ago
I live by myself. Only my dog would hear me. XD

ottertheplush 6 years ago
I sleep with my deaf brother, even if he was awake when I was sleep, he wouldn't hear a thing

Djesse467 11 years ago
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do no... [Show full comment]

Kimmydreamer134 10 years ago
Hell yeah. Ill just sleep sonewhere i can't be heard.

Animeek21 8 years ago
Reminds me of the sheep from gregory horror show.

2Cool4U 11 years ago
Tape your mouth shut, problem solved :D

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
You talk through your nose

Gay girl 10 years ago
Oh cool I want read my girlfriend mind

devin123 11 years ago
Sure I would :3

emronimasepp 10 years ago
It said read, not hear, minds. Problem solved

Evil_J 11 months ago
Just go to bed wearing a ball gag

crazydude99 11 years ago
My mums door is shut so she el won't hear it, and at my dads my room is downstairs so no one hears me

Frank Eeverest 12 years ago
that would be horrible at other people's houses or at hotels [housekeeping]

jaymie 8 years ago
I agree

Yeeter_McSkeeter 6 years ago
Seems like a win

amb 11 years ago
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Cecelia 9 years ago
No one will be there to listen

HerpDemDerp 10 years ago
Nothing to lose.
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