You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
I will not


sonicj019 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz1118 months ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot4 years ago
why ?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Stefan_118 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

NishaRoy8 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

John Havlin12 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king35 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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popeyeskid9 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM9 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin12 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens317 months ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i...[Show full comment]
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Zacharias9 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman8 months ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski12 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He12 years ago
sleep alone

DailyCringeSauce7 years ago
I live alone.. i see no downside.

NoComparison201310 years ago
Too much to deal with. No go

Grimlon9 years ago
i would say it was a dream, after all

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Don't see the downside here. Too many loopholes.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Who would actually hear me?Somebody watching me sleep and none does that.That means you,Jeff.

r0b0ticj3lyfish10 years ago
-mumbles- they don't know my man crush is jb

TinyTangerineTiger8 years ago
It would be fun creeping people out like that☺🍊

yunofunny11 years ago
BRING ON THE CHAOS AS I FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!

Clairefair4 years ago
Sure, I physically can't sleep unless I'm completely alone anyways 🤷‍♀️

totoro10 years ago
I live alone anyway :) :| :'(

CPM8 years ago
Not like anyone would hear me...

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago
tape meh mouth, problem solved!

bluebri10 years ago
Sleep next to someone you true. Done but then again sleepovers would suck unless you have heavy sleeper friends.

XxVividxX8 years ago
People should know that everything people mumble in their sleep is like...99.9% nonsense. So they"d think you were muttering nonsense in your sleep. Also, no normal person watches people SLEEP.

KIRA19 years ago
I have insomnia so I dont sleep loophole

UncertainStingray7 years ago
So?

rico2009 years ago
if i mumble it they wouldn't be able to hear it

best will you press the button player9 years ago
then I'll live alone

Fleecy277 years ago
I live alone sad life

O_T_M_G10 years ago
i live alone in the basement, i dont care

TeaVee8 months ago
your secrets are not safe with me~

TehSatiricalBastard10 years ago
"Heard", not read

Crazedpotato8 years ago
And im mumbiling it know one will know what im saying

mouse9 years ago
Heard in my sleep? WHAAAAT?

Baileyone8 years ago
I hear the secrets that you keep when you"re talking in your sleep🙃

SuperGirlSierra139 years ago
I will call them out on their shit so it doesn't really matter

Mykey20105 years ago
Who gives it fuck? At least I can read my gfs mind😏

Mike Hawk Isvig10 years ago
why does it say on the older ones it was 46 years ago? xD #iluminati

dizzyuser9 years ago
Nah its a glitch in the website

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back! Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
NOBODY. CARES.

jaymie7 years ago
I have lots of crazy things happening in my sleep! Once I said that I would eat a unicorn!

yver2010 years ago
I don't have any secrets!

Olwyn roberts9 years ago
Nobody likes me anyways

GalceonGod118 years ago
Youre READING MINDS not HEARING them

CTB199511 years ago
Tape you're mouth shut, problem solved.

blooopy:)9 years ago
It doesn't say anybody else knows that you mumble those things in your sleep

Liviu0310 years ago
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DaHonor9 years ago
You better not read jhonny sins's mind
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