You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
I will not


sonicj019 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz1117 months ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot4 years ago
why ?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Stefan_118 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

NishaRoy8 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

John Havlin12 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king35 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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popeyeskid9 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM9 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin12 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens316 months ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i...[Show full comment]
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Zacharias9 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman7 months ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski12 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He12 years ago
sleep alone

GdfringfransmittalIBM6 years ago
If your mumbling than no one can understand you

the_Deathclaw10 years ago
MIND READING?!?!? UH YES PLEASE ID LIKE DOING THAT A THANK YA VERY MUCH

masterbex8889 years ago
Nooooooooo that's horrrrbull plz noooooooo

Apex alpha9 years ago
I do that already

Elior9 years ago
No thank you.

Puggy-boi7 years ago
Same as John havlin tape the mouth no problem plus YOU COULD READ MINDS!

2Cool4U10 years ago
Tape your mouth shut, problem solved :D

Ryyyyyy4 months ago
wtf?

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago
I believe my brother already has this.

FionaHowarth8 years ago
That would be hilarious!

XxXPewdiepie69XxX9 years ago
This is basically like my life but without the mind reading

sonhol8 years ago
loop hole you read their mind you dont listen to it so you dident hear anything and thherefore you dont mumble

Wasteofaface9 years ago
Forever alone so who cares

Yeeter_McSkeeter5 years ago
Like while ur sleeping

Theomars9 years ago
Is there any thing duck-tape can't solve?

theminecraftking9 years ago
i am already alone soooo ye

Grammarmuch7 years ago
It never said out loud therfore I can just mumble it. I'm not yelling.

AgentCPU010 years ago
I talk in my sleep, anyway, so.......

Jaj9 years ago
Nothing will stop me from pressing a button that gives me mind reading. Nothing.

idkshouldi7 years ago
John Havlicek exactly what I was going to say but u said it “very long ago” lmao

oldnotweak10 years ago
simply seal your room so nobody can hear anything

blooopy:)9 years ago
I could just tape my mouth closed

Hikari-chan9 years ago
That´s not bad at all :T

Frieza Jr9 years ago
As long as no one hears

PhoenixTheFurry3 years ago
I only live with my cats-

Bubblybuttshitsalot9 years ago
As long as I don't have a sparkly vampire in my room. It's okay

Adam Kurmanchik12 years ago
I sleep alone...

ottertheplush5 years ago
I sleep with my deaf brother, even if he was awake when I was sleep, he wouldn't hear a thing

Djesse46710 years ago
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do no...[Show full comment]

Kimmydreamer1348 years ago
Hell yeah. Ill just sleep sonewhere i can't be heard.

KibbleBear9 years ago
I live by myself. Only my dog would hear me. XD

2Cool4U10 years ago
Tape your mouth shut, problem solved :D

EdgyMemes9 years ago
You talk through your nose

Gay girl9 years ago
Oh cool I want read my girlfriend mind

devin1239 years ago
Sure I would :3

Animeek217 years ago
Reminds me of the sheep from gregory horror show.

emronimasepp9 years ago
It said read, not hear, minds. Problem solved

crazydude999 years ago
My mums door is shut so she el won't hear it, and at my dads my room is downstairs so no one hears me
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