You will inexplicably acquire the ability to speak fluently in every language that is foreign to you
but
You will forgot how to speak your native language and have to learn it from scratch
I will not

dankmemes101 10 years ago
If I forget my naïve language, then would it be considered foreign to me?

alligator123 10 years ago
if you speak Aussie English than just use us English than there loopholes

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
+Nosaj, every single dialect or accent of a language can be classified as different languages.
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FireWiz04 10 years ago
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TheDark78 4 years ago
One shouldn't let psycopaths access the internet...
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Aaron Floyd 10 years ago
Google translate

NHLic 10 years ago
American and British English are quiet different, you know ;D

Bizdon 8 years ago
Hmm, two types of English. I'll only forget one and still be able to speak the other.

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago
I would just use British English and sound cooler anyway

AF 9 years ago
British English and American English are two kinds of English! They are not different languages!

mihighplayz 9 years ago
well they only said I would forget how to speak English I would know how to speak all other forms of English ie American Australian Canadian etc so I don't really see a downside

Rowly 9 years ago
What if you are bilingual! MWAHAHA

mememan69 10 years ago
i happen to be very good at learning languages... so why not

mememan69 10 years ago
i think my native language counts as mandarin though. lol

asifisleepatall 10 years ago
my native language is english... thats almost impossible to learn from scratch

deadman5000 10 years ago
I'll just learn British English not American english

Sccr 10 years ago
Use Google translate

vaylen 10 years ago
As much as I'd like to speak Japanese, English is the hardest language to learn, so I'd probably regret it. NO DEAL.

aloud 10 years ago
try learning german
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TheStormGryphon 10 years ago
Fine with me

dinner 2 years ago
If I press it, I have to relearn Chinese. From the perspective of non-Chinese language learners, Chinese should be difficult to learn

FoxHybridGaming 9 years ago
No! I don't want to relearn the whole English language! That"s the worst thing!

rinacerous997 6 years ago
weebs: *WAITS 1 MINUTE EXCITEDLY*1 min later: nothing happens cuz its a lid

MightyXT 7 years ago
What about I speak British English or Canadian English or any other type of English except for the US English.

Anonymgord 10 years ago
Russian sucks anyway

pewdsrn 10 years ago
i see arabic is easy yes!!

Aaaaaaaaaaugh 4 years ago
Well i mean I want to speak Russian when I think of it

C 9 years ago
Technically, Chinese is my native language, I'm cool with forgetting that shit

Danoub 7 years ago
This wouldnt be a problem for people like me who: 1. Have mexican parents 2. Were born in the U.S. 3. Have spanish as native language 4. Learened english as 2nd language through school 5. Now primarily use english and dont use spanish very often

Thegothunicorn 8 years ago
This would be crazy epic

Owain452 10 years ago
Bye America, I'm moving to Japan.

QueenofShadow12 9 years ago
Fine with me!

Hank Whittaker 10 years ago
The more languages you know, the easier it is to learn another. You'd fly through the lessons, being the best.

mikufans 2 years ago
兄弟,中文可是很难,从头再开始很更难啦!

rinacerous997 6 years ago
lie

CaptainMorgan86 9 years ago
Oh Fuck to the fuck yea!

Darkyami 7 years ago
I honestly dont care. My native language is very similar to neighbouring country language so I would know almost everything from the start.

Wild180DemonBear 10 years ago
My native languag i made up before i could talk.. Hfyisokilyn.

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago
I would speak Irish Gaelic.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
i'll just speak brazilian portuguese instead of portugal portuguese

Obscurial 9 years ago
My language is closely related to whole bunch of others, relearning will be easy.

J397 10 years ago
theres nothing wrong with this! this is RACIST!!!

ProfessorP 6 years ago
Me: uses a language that is us english but isn't called that(fictional languages aren't off the list of foreign)

Savage95000 8 years ago
Well then my native Language would become foreign so I know every Language

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago
No downside

LifeNoob 9 years ago
I Have no native language.

Jojo572837 2 years ago
If you can speak any language except one it would be extremely easy to learn the last one because they all have connections and ther are languages that are extremely similar

Eri 11 years ago
My native language is English, but I can learn it pretty fast if I know Latin and Greek.

SilentJill345 5 years ago
Eh,not good at speak my native language anyways

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago
Be a translator and hire a translator for you. Or, live in any other country.

vininutshell 7 years ago
Not at all, portuguese is fucking hard Even to natives

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

YellowDoggy 8 years ago
Ok I hate my native language (not english)

djmario43 10 years ago
No matter how long I live in a cool guy 😎

NoNameHZD 3 years ago
If I don’t use my native language why does it matter to me >:)
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