Will You Press The Button?

NeanTaylor 10 years ago

I wish I had more wishes, "That's not how it works", I wish that was how it works, "I can't do that", I wish you could do that.

barakthebeast 5 years ago

or the more simple way i wish there where no rules

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CCthecat 10 years ago

I wish the people in ISIS stop bombing places and bringing destruction, and spend their time wisely and help people socially forever I wish I could get all the remaining colors of copic ciao for free apart from the colors I already have. I wish for t... [Show full comment]

Luigiverse last year

Better person than me ngl

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Thehype963 10 years ago

First wish unlimited wishes

Nathaniel Lentine 13 years ago

First wish: The ability of truth manipulation, described as the ability to decide what is true and what is false. I am now a supreme god. The other two wishes are useless.

No0b_Ka4s 4 years ago

Congratulations, now you get to decide what is true or false. But that doesn’t change anything. You didn’t say that those decisions would have any bearing on reality

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Xaviern 11 years ago

I wish for no wishes. BADASS ALERT!

ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago

Yeah dumbass

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Dregonna 10 years ago

The ability to get ANY POWER I want by writing it down and licking the word on the paper and be able to get rid of it the sane way. I will automatically know how to use my powers and be well trained with them A type of armor like a symbiote (Spiderman)th... [Show full comment]

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago

use 1 wish to have infininte wishes

barakthebeast 5 years ago

u cant do that SO u just wish that there were no rules

Migdin1 10 years ago

I WISH FOR ME TO BE OMNIPOTENT

Gravityfaller 10 years ago

Wish one. The death of JB is podcasted to the world, that's good for society....... Right? The rest of the wishes I save for later

Gravityfaller 10 years ago

Me: three more wishes: genie: you can't do that: me: I wish I could do that

Braxbro 8 years ago

I wish for omnipotence and immortality.

Megan Mackley 13 years ago

I wish for the ability to automatically grant my own wishes in the exact way I want them granted. Problem solved.

Warioman 7 years ago

No because you dont say anything i want you say every wish i make

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Westcat 9 years ago

I don't see how this is bad??

OJTM6 9 years ago

1.Wish for the downside of this guestion away 2. Wish for unlimited wishes

MacrocosmSans 10 years ago

I wish for all the undertale characters to be real... and i wish for a cup that fills up with any drink i say into it... that"s it

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

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Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

first wish: every power imaginable second wish: indelibility third wish: to do battle with the current supreme high god loser gets absorbed.

Mikael Erikson S. Diola 13 years ago

Get a good lawyer for this one.

Hayden Elwarth 13 years ago

Mila kunis is going to never stop having sex now

Midean 10 years ago

1 Immortal life with invulnerability and the ability to decide my physical age and health as a human with no way to remove these effects. 2. An unending scroll or book that details the fate of everything in the world around you. 3. The ability to ma... [Show full comment]

Taufiq Stay Bossin 13 years ago

first wish: the wishes that i make do not have tobe specific anymore i dont need to ad small details second wish: infinite wishes

wyhiob 8 years ago

1. I #### ###### ####### born ### ## #### wish for 1 million wish that I and ONLY I can use whenever I want. I will not have to look for them they will apear as silver penies infront 2 feet infron of me 2. I #### ###### ####### born ### ## #### wish that t... [Show full comment]

Vychron 11 years ago

first wish: Whatever i say will be the truth. when i decide i want more wishes, i just say so (even though i don't need to wish stuff as i just make it the way i want it by saying so)

FootprintInTheShadows 11 years ago

Never. Donald Trump is not going to get three wishes.

TaxCollecter 9 years ago

Fuck yeah, wish for infinite wishes.

Slashrex13 11 years ago

first wish never ending wishes

MrPigglZ 11 years ago

not necessarily given to you though.

EnviousAnimator 9 years ago

First wish meet jacksepticeye 2nd wish live with markiplier and Jacksepticeye for 9 years 3rd wish be able to be in town of Salem with anyone I want whenever I want to it"s a win win

herobrine 11 years ago

remember the monkeys paw...

_CalebWasHere_ 3 years ago

So, it's like a monkey paw? Is that correct?

Pokemonblast65 10 years ago

No Downside

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Wish for random shit that couldn't possibly backfire

nerdybucket 10 years ago

I would wish for nothing bad to happen even if i say so and infinite wishes, but im worried it might be no fun

dingus 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Magi 6 years ago

1st wish: make me Omnipotence 2nd wish: make me Omniscience 3rd which: make me omnipresence Lolol

PEWDIEPIE132 10 years ago

whats the downside????????

hotweeb 9 years ago

Can i have likes

Rushel 11 years ago

I wish for world peace. Fuck I'm going to heaven I'm joking christian

AuraGuardian2002 7 years ago

Pokemon irl, a starter, and immortality BAM

celiagold 9 years ago

I mean, if you know that these are the consequences, then what"s the problem?

akron2314 11 years ago

Just be careful how you wish... Haven't there been enough movies/jokes about this?

ZeoXMyTh 12 years ago

I wish that I, under the alias of ZeoXMyTh, will have my wishes granted in the specific manner that I wish them to be granted in. Step 2. Wish for More Genies. Step 3. Wish to break the Rules of Genie code. Step 4. Infinite Wishes Step 5. Wish that the oth... [Show full comment]

Ovidio1005 11 years ago

1st wish: I want you to interpret my wishes the way I want. 2nd wish: I want to have infinite wishes

meatloave last year

I wish for a brass ring that grants me three wishes as I want them not as I word them and I can fine tune each wish as much as needed till it's the way I want it

Kai_yoshiteru 8 years ago

Hires lawyer...

tapood 11 years ago

wish that i can change my wishes at everytime.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

First wish: Become a Time Lord. Second wish: Have a sonic screwdriver. Third wish: Have a TARDIS

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

All good am I right

Thjmze 10 years ago

I wish for a wishing machine you insert 1 currency you get 1 wish

DedrickBloomdahl 9 years ago

Um I can talk perfectly UMMM HAVE MY CRUSH LOVE ME, GET FREE CASH, ANNDDDDD To find the nvm Just Be lucky

GGuy12345 11 years ago

I shall make over complicated wishes to get exactly what I want.

LondonK 9 years ago

Wish one: 3 large backpacks full of stacks of $100 bills. ($2000 in each stack) Wish two: for the next hour I get to change anything about myself. (Insludes making myself immortal) Wish three: be able to make my soul mate and they live for as long as I do.

Phantrash#1 11 years ago

I get to spend enough time w/ Dan and Phil until they think highly of me, Learn to speak German, French, an Japanese, and finally I always have a British accent. Yea I could do that

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