You will get three wishes
but
They will all be granted exactly to the word.
I will not


NeanTaylor9 years ago
I wish I had more wishes, "That's not how it works", I wish that was how it works, "I can't do that", I wish you could do that.

barakthebeast3 years ago
or the more simple way i wish there where no rules
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CCthecat9 years ago
I wish the people in ISIS stop bombing places and bringing destruction, and spend their time wisely and help people socially forever I wish I could get all the remaining colors of copic ciao for free apart from the colors I already have. I wish for t...[Show full comment]

Breadsticks7 years ago
Gæy
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Thehype9639 years ago
First wish unlimited wishes

Xaviern9 years ago
I wish for no wishes. BADASS ALERT!

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago
Yeah dumbass
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Nathaniel Lentine12 years ago
First wish: The ability of truth manipulation, described as the ability to decide what is true and what is false. I am now a supreme god. The other two wishes are useless.

No0b_Ka4s2 years ago
Congratulations, now you get to decide what is true or false. But that doesn’t change anything. You didn’t say that those decisions would have any bearing on reality
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Dregonna9 years ago
The ability to get ANY POWER I want by writing it down and licking the word on the paper and be able to get rid of it the sane way. I will automatically know how to use my powers and be well trained with them A type of armor like a symbiote (Spiderman)th...[Show full comment]

BoneyBrownie9 years ago
use 1 wish to have infininte wishes

barakthebeast3 years ago
u cant do that SO u just wish that there were no rules

Migdin19 years ago
I WISH FOR ME TO BE OMNIPOTENT

Gravityfaller9 years ago
Wish one. The death of JB is podcasted to the world, that's good for society....... Right? The rest of the wishes I save for later

Gravityfaller9 years ago
Me: three more wishes: genie: you can't do that: me: I wish I could do that

Braxbro7 years ago
I wish for omnipotence and immortality.

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I wish for the ability to automatically grant my own wishes in the exact way I want them granted. Problem solved.

Warioman5 years ago
No because you dont say anything i want you say every wish i make
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Westcat8 years ago
I don't see how this is bad??

OJTM68 years ago
1.Wish for the downside of this guestion away 2. Wish for unlimited wishes

MacrocosmSans9 years ago
I wish for all the undertale characters to be real... and i wish for a cup that fills up with any drink i say into it... that"s it

acctocorrectu8 years ago
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Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
first wish: every power imaginable second wish: indelibility third wish: to do battle with the current supreme high god loser gets absorbed.

Mikael Erikson S. Diola12 years ago
Get a good lawyer for this one.

Hayden Elwarth12 years ago
Mila kunis is going to never stop having sex now

jufhrh284 years ago
UNLIMITED WISHES

mikka galaxys9 years ago
Wish 1:Have wings to fly Wish 2:Become supergirl Wish 3:Fix my ugly face

Zach Cribbs12 years ago
my first wish is for all my wishes to not be exactly to the word. my second wish is to have unlimited wishes. my third wish is to have unlimited money. ext.....

Comparedv67 years ago
Think about the wish and how to say it without anyway for to go any other way by saying it can be any other way.....

danielccarr9 years ago
I wish to blow up..I mean get big.

PandaKONRI8 years ago
First Wish: Ill get Allmighty. Second THING you do: Kill the Djini After that : DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT :))))))))))

Juuzo10 years ago
What's the downside !!!!!

iidavid10 years ago
Summon the Dragon Balls

Krusek8 years ago
I wish that Is This A Zombie? finally gets a season 3.

DestinyandFate10 years ago
I wish for the ability to automatically grant my own wishes in the exact way I want them granted. All of my problems solved

OrigamiFold425 years ago
3 words, Unlimited wishes please

FnafRules38939 years ago
First wish: To have new video game systems with controllers and other needed stuff for it. Second wish: Be able to swap bodies whenever. Third wish: Set the genie free.

TheGingaNinja10 years ago
Everything I want happens-i get all your wishes

Samirah11 years ago
step 1: hire a lawyer step 2: fire the lawyer step 3: high a good lawyer with a masters degree in English and and psychology step 4: don't make any wishes that involve world peace, stopping violence , or anything related to the entire human race. Step...[Show full comment]

Shdjdjsk7 years ago
I wish I can spawn money when ever I make a active decision to spawn it , I wish to be able to spawn sexually attractive female when I make a active thought to do so , I wish to change any aspect of my self with a active decision to do so

JackSepticFan9 years ago
Wish for a way to be a wizard/jedi/superhero and grant your own wishes while fighting the sith and crime. The other two wishes are your choice.

AlexGhiurau8 years ago
Ummm tthis is super easy.. you can wish to dont be granted to extactly that word no ? :D

Alex12 years ago
I wish to be able to do anything I wish, currently possible or impossible, with it occurring how I want it to.

Idontknowwilli7 years ago
Winwin

Dmangamr9 years ago
Just be very clear with your wording!

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll hire a lawyer, have them help me phrase my wishes well and put them in writing!

MiraiSama9710 years ago
@Herobrine you're f-cking right...

Willvylast year
Wish one: Ability to teleport my body, clothes, and accessories on command by thinking, it should show a graphic of where I'm going to land so that it is impossible to fuse with any solid objects. The teleportation also isn't the kind that kills you and re...[Show full comment]

Naruto Uzimaki9 years ago
Madara

hosee19848 years ago
is it cliche that i wish for no discrimination and no cancer also no corruptions

ssdestroyer31410 years ago
i wish for infinite wishs

Evil_J4 years ago
Hire a linguist for each wish

FattyTheFat9 years ago
So I just be careful and simple with my wording, like: I want 1 Quadrillion dollars in this bank account:(your bank account here) or I want to be the President of the United States, but without the stress of being a leader, and stuff like that

AdmiralAero7 years ago
Then be specific

12CassieLo128 years ago
So basically you"re just telling your wishes to every cliche genie ever?

crownofthorns10 years ago
Wish 1: I wish for infinite wishes Wish 2: I wish that my wishese are granted exactly as I want them Wish 3: ???? Wish 4: profit

Sir_Anthony5 years ago
. I wish everyone already lived in an infinite and peaceful heaven. I want the skeleton key from TES. I wish harmony
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