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Maharid 2 years ago

BTW, by getting money from being jobless i teorically "un-work" 24 hours each day so i'll get 174$ each day, near 5.220$ each month and a decent 63.510$ each year.

Maharid 2 years ago

My dream job is jobless, that i am currently and forever, so it will be a free dish, press.

Creeperface130 11 years ago

Take job, sue company for giving less than minimum wage.

gamandy 3 years ago

that is minimum wage....

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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Work every hour of the day. Your job? Being alive.

Nominomicon 3 years ago

I actually did not think of that! That's good!

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POKEMANER31 11 years ago

I GET PAID FOR WATCHING YOUTUBE AND SLEEPING HELL YEAH!!! BITCH!

AceOfQuantum 5 years ago

You replaying and agreeing to you"re own comment is the only thing more depressing than you"re tiny dick.

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235x0 2 years ago

I'm a inter dimensional researcher who has the superpower Meta teleportation and can enter fictional universes, and I just enter universes where gold is almost worthless (common as Iron) and I resell in this universe for lots of money. And my job is to tak... [Show full comment]

AButtonInHiding 8 years ago

My dream job is to undeservingly have people giving me billions of dollars. Plus the 7.50 on top.

James Drury 13 years ago

7.25 an hour for sleeping? FUCK YES

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

omg we have the same dream job

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BuddyDDog 9 years ago

I get to be a YouTuber. I just need to start a go fund me page or Kickstarter.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Or better still use a Kickstarter campaign as get rich quick scheme.

The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago

My job is being a billionaire

Gooddecisions_yeahno 6 years ago

I will get paid for not doing shit..? HELL YEAH

Mek101 10 years ago

2641 € for mouth, and my favorite job, YES!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Considering this is in dollars the transfer rate in pounds would be about 4 or 5 pounds something & national minimum wage here is £7.50 for over 25 year olds so screw this.

MaxvonLohausen 11 years ago

President of my country

kawaii_potato 11 years ago

It really depends on the job though.

dylanwilliams99 10 years ago

He said your favourite dumbass

POKEMANER31 11 years ago

my dream job is to gztclaiddhcfg find out what word was hidden.

Toffee 9 years ago

Laid is the hidden word

Yellowy8990 11 years ago

My dream job is now doing nothing

HolyNipples 11 years ago

This is my states mim. pay... So yeah does not really matter to me lol

Purle Mortimer Wagoner 13 years ago

Get a second job ..

Nathan Saxon 13 years ago

Gaming~! c:

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

My job is Doing Nothing. Live like you don’t have a job

Renniuq 10 years ago

Well, if its 7.25 an hour for living, then I'd be pulling 168 hour weeks, which would get me 40 hours at 7.25, 40 hours of overtime at 10.40, and 88 hours of doubletime at 14.50 a week, netting 290 + 416 + 1,276, which means 1,982 a week, which is 103,347 ... [Show full comment]

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Fuck yes

MishtiDoi 9 years ago

My dream job is being paid to exist. So yeah, I"d get paid every hour of being alive.

icartwright 11 years ago

my dream job is robbing banks with no legal consequences. You are telling me that along with the money I get from the banks, some guy/girl pays me $7.25 an hour?

HenryWong122 10 years ago

A regular work Week is 40 Hours, so 7.25 * 40 = 290$ a week. If you work for 281 days a year that comes out to 2037.25$ a year. That comes out to about 170$ a month. That comes out to a total of 48718.75$ less then the average wage in the USA at $50,756

nabman11_better 12 years ago

In my dream job, most of what I do is play video games.

Featherflight7 9 years ago

Get paid for being lazy and sleeping

Snoopydog 11 years ago

I love it........ i dont care

ABoyHasNoUsername 10 years ago

7.25 dolars per hour for the existence of every atom in my body. I instantly get paid (amount of hours the universe has existed for)*(the number of atoms in my body)*7.25.

Areyou Mymummy 13 years ago

drawing in bed and get paid! HECKLES YEA

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

My job would be to live, and I can still have a second job because it doesn't say I can't :P

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

7.25 to sleep eat watch netflix and go online? awesome.

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CarolineFox 10 years ago

hehehe arh heh

Rafael Basa 13 years ago

If it's a job you're happy to wake up and go to every day, the minimum wage isn't much of a deal breaker is it?

Ilikefords444555 6 years ago

I mean, 31k a year isn't the worst I have ever heard, I will just move in with some people and hopefully get them jobs in the fun thing I'm doing!

MKP 11 years ago

I dont need dollars i use euros

GeorgeFritz 9 years ago

7.25 for breathing? SIGN ME UP

WhiteTone 11 years ago

ask for a raise beotch

xxxxx_xxxxxxx 8 years ago

6 hours five days a week for one month equals 1000$ I can work with that

Titanlord01 11 years ago

get payed for living ðŸ˜‡

Hamil-Freak 10 years ago

astrophysicist for 7.25? no thanks.

cnajera0926 11 years ago

Doing something you love to do is worth working under minimum wage.

daboi989 2 years ago

better than my minimum wage LOL 3 usd

cool chick ðŸ‘° 10 years ago

I get paid for eating,sleeping,watching YouTube,and sitting doing nothing!Heck yea!!!!!

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago

MONEY FOR SLEEPIN WATCHIN PORN EATIN POPCORN AND ALSO

Squirtleawesome 12 years ago

My dream job is to be god

Inteyvat 3 years ago

我喜欢不做工作(

ravebrain 11 years ago

7.25 for living ? HELL YES and no one said i cant work a normal job at the same time this literally just means that im getting an aditional 7.25 and hour for the rest of my life while living it just as i do now i can still work a well paying job and get 7.... [Show full comment]

WinterSasha 9 years ago

pornstar

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