Will You Press The Button?

You will be able to fly

but

By the means of flatulent gasses and they will be a visible blue color

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twsir and evil

DarkShark1279 years ago

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's JOH- no, it's Blue Fart!

KaramellKandy7 years ago

Your icon made this comment better. XD

King Of FOOOOOOOLS9 years ago

I'm sorry, what's the downside to this? XD

SinonMercer8 years ago

People seem to forget how you are supposed to put a downside.

blindflare8 years ago

Yea I will be called the blue streak

Migdin18 years ago

MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!! I CAN FINALY USE FARTS TO FLY!!! AND THEYRE MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!

Psykness3 years ago

POWDERED TOAST MAN!

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago

Thunder pants.

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago

*farts* AAAAAAA IM FLYING

LouWilliams4 years ago

Doesnt matter I fart in public anyway

MatBoi74 years ago

FRICK YEA!! FARTING TO FLY?? WITH MY FAVORITE COLOR???? YEAH BOI!! some people just forget to add a downside smh

Blackout-Button4 years ago

My hair is blue, my fart is blue, my chlothes are FUCKING BLOOD RED

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

Win, win. Now you know who is the one that farted.

Liam Stubbs12 years ago

Fuck yeah, call me the Blue Fart I don't even care I can fly bitchessss!

anonymouscheerios8 years ago

I can see it now: "The Blue Fart: Silent but Deadly"

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TheOOOF5 years ago

What if other button alredy gave me flying ability? I dont want to have blue farts...

CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago

NOPE.

The Nightingjay8 years ago

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JamesTheBoi13 years ago

What?

TrollerXXL8 years ago

Downside? BLUE NYAN CAT!

MouseGirl3 years ago

Cat

Nacas9 years ago

The keywords here are "be able"... again...

Z_Emruld7 years ago

I like blue

LoopholeDudeman7 years ago

What if the farts didn't smell?

Swshine3218 years ago

I will fart loud and proud

hallb10168 years ago

I CAN STILL FLY MOTHERF***ERS

Narwhalmelon9 years ago

I like farts

NicoleFromAphmau9 years ago

I'm not having that happen to me

Benbus9 years ago

Why can't it be rainbows

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Because it's way too nyan cat.

Uberkillerboy9 years ago

Flatuence man

Paper Kaine9 years ago

I can fly and fart on people at the same time?

KneeSlapper9 years ago

As long as it's not a green cloud

FalconMiner 9 years ago

Look in the shy! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Capt. Blue Fart

Colin32199 years ago

That is awesome I love flying its so fun but right now it's just falling with style

meowmixer9 years ago

Both of these sound cool

fnaflover13129 years ago

really? it would look like you're farting. no!

OddgamerO9 years ago

I like blue... So no downside

spasticVocalist10 years ago

That's beautiful.

zdodger10 years ago

i cant smell my own farts so who cares

Pokemon girl10 years ago

meow meow meow meow NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninjatiger10 years ago

NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheSilver----------11 years ago

Its a bird! No, its a plane! Its...aah what the hell is that smell!?

IdkTbh8 years ago

Sorry, I ate too many beans

Toki Vick12 years ago

a *dutch oven* would be sooooooooo much different

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

I AM THE BLUE NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYANAYNAYYANAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYNYANNYANNYANAYNAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANYANNYAN

Kimmy Connell12 years ago

It helps your digestive system to pass gas, besides I CAN FLY BICH

Edward Grillo12 years ago

I'm so immature... But if I can fly... Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Za_Taiyo4 years ago

I CAN fly I don't have to

bluescreech8 years ago

The Weasley twins wholeheartedly approve

sonickpf9 years ago

i didnot understand

Guy Man9 years ago

Do it in the clouds...ðŸ˜’

John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago

UMM DOWNSIDE PEASE TELL ME THE DOWN SIDE!!!!!!!

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Which will be hard to see against the sky

hanbinna10 years ago

When no one's looking..

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