Will You Press The Button?

MeltingSnowman 10 years ago

does not eating have the opposite effect? cus I'm undereating, not overreating, and I need to gain weight.

McTroll 11 years ago

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millayeet 6 years ago

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Zayslay 10 years ago

Drink things that are high in fat and calories like milk shakes and smoothies to gain weight when you loss it

oscar1929 3 years ago

ik just like eat really fattening things like ice cream take advantage of your situation

D4C 6 years ago

That"s basically fast metabolism in a nutshell. I know this from experience

shuangmian last year

Mr. President!！

BeggarOfPardons 4 years ago

damn this is just my daily life already

KILL0R 9 years ago

im a skeleton so idk i can lose weight NOW I GET ALL THE KETCHUP FOR FREE

MIKAA-808 9 years ago

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dacatgirl_ 9 years ago

Get owned, boy

ApexSpice 10 years ago

What do u mean "slowly" I'm already Really fat I weigh 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lbs

Kyleisawesome87 9 years ago

U need to go to a specialist.

EspressoCookie 6 years ago

I already have a low bmi as it is, I wouldn't last long.

Rilln 6 years ago

Then that means you wont ever need to eat?

Bob_Scratchit 7 years ago

I wouldn't have to eat. Easy as you wouldn't feel hungry. Unless...

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago

Just dont eat it nevr said that could starve you

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

if i dont eat i starve if i do eat i starve. NO THANKS

0Colt0 8 years ago

I can already do this without a downside

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But could you eat raw meat or radioactive materials?

Cinephile42 9 years ago

This is pretty much just the book Thinner in a nutshell

Gabriel Loureiro 13 years ago

this just mean you dont have to eat

TinaLucia 4 years ago

But you‘lol still starve if you don't eat

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Deano 10 years ago

(...nt me? Boy: no Girl: Why? Boy: You hit the button)

syvestian 11 years ago

you must be pretty desperate.

ChampionTheIV 10 years ago

I would not have to buy food.

lovey826 11 years ago

never have to eat again! plus i could still have soda and other liquids

AlteriorMotif 5 years ago

Ramadan"s hard enough for me.

Coolguy246 12 years ago

So don't eat?

JANF 9 years ago

I dontvm gain weight anyway

Ariel Earthyorder 10 years ago

I already eat all I want and never gain weight B-)

The_Fleenstones 9 years ago

Fuck, a metabolism survey right below the button.

A6_V8Pym 11 years ago

I don't want to have fat being implanted in me.

Hplan 11 years ago

So I won't eat, nothing'll happen ðŸ˜

shuangmian last year

It's dead. You'll starve to death if you don't eat it.

Chasedog5 10 years ago

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eloquentmess 11 years ago

No thanks. If you eat, you lose weight until you die. If you don't eat, you die. There is no upside.

MeowCat6789 9 years ago

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Lewispayne 11 years ago

Why do i need to eat then this would give me so much more time to do stuff

putkin 11 years ago

i never gain weight do no , i wont press the button

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

This one denies all logic like wtf.....?! IMPOSSIBLERULLLL.....

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

So, basically I'm like that guy that pissed off a gypsy and was cursed to grow thin no matter how much he ate. Yeah...no.

Horizon 11 years ago

I don't see how this is different from my everyday life

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AwesomerThanYou 12 years ago

This literally is asking people if they'd rather be fat or die. and 28% actually pressed it. This is so sad.

abballet16 9 years ago

Now you can lose weight by eating ur favorite foods (goodbye weight watchers)

chickenuggets 11 years ago

now that's evil

Mavery9 10 years ago

Ok I don't even like food tho

just a girl here 11 years ago

It would be funny if you say "i died from eating" if you are skinny af

kewlabrine 10 months ago

oh geez having this ability would remove all my worries i had with eating your mother's box again >//<

SalamanderTR 11 years ago

I love eating,and i love my penis

Jdawg 10 years ago

So either way it kills you

David Martin Cohen 13 years ago

The person who made this doesn't seem to know about the word "mass"~

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

how would that even work?and mostly...WHY WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?

Merp_411 9 years ago

So if you eat you starv and if you don't you starv so either way you Die

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Matthew Willams 10 years ago

....I don't even get noticed much so know one will notice a thing

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