Will You Press The Button?

SpicyBrute9 years ago

30% of $0 is $0.

DaRealConMan4 years ago

This made me laugh my ass off for some reason 🤣

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KaitlynEvans8 years ago

I CANT SEE but i can CALL and TEXT

Aleksa50595 years ago

You are blind😔😔I m sorry

Softball_is_my_beat9 years ago

Get a new friend.

JasonMartinez8 years ago

If you have no best freinds but you have a gf/bf/wife/husband wouldnt they leave you

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Your comment does no apply to we the asexual!

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goldestman8 years ago

For measuring the real intelligence you have the IQ test would need to ask you all the questions that exist, have existed and will exist. As it is asking you some questions of especific subjects it only measures how manipulated is a person

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago

It would directly ask the mind so as if the person dosnt need to do nothing

Randomguy67128 years ago

Okay, so 1. I would get 30% more money from any job I work 2. I will be able to pass school easily If my closest friend leaves me, they are not a true friend.

Mathew Bledsoe12 years ago

I don't have any friends. I may have acquaintances, but not friends.

Chibiusa2 years ago

Same

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MageWarrior123459 years ago

Current IQ: 1 IQ After pressing the button:31 :P

MrTankus9 years ago

Current IQ of 45, 75 after pressing the button

MageWarrior123459 years ago

Current IQ : 1 IQ after pressing the button : 31 :P

plazmafighter9 years ago

ahhh but nowhere does it say here that you loose your gf/bf and never says that you cant replace there closes freind

Tricky9 years ago

Sadly for me my closest friend is my only friend. Also my income is 0, so adding 30% would make it remain 0

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Crynxii9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! HAHAHA Oh

BestFORwin7 years ago

Dont have friends anyway

BradleyRicketts7 years ago

well that already happened to me.

Rexina7 years ago

30% od -3000 is -100 But atleast My IQ Wouldn't ne im minus anymore:P

arnasky7 years ago

money is not better than a friend right???

Xylem10 years ago

My best friend is the love of my life and I could not live without him. No amount of money, IQ points or suffering I may experience would keep me from making him happy. The choice is obvious to me, but I suppose it's different for people who do not share t...[Show full comment]

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Ueah I guess you're right.But the damn error of this website is to turn you into pressing the button after you comment."Fix your game".-MRTLexify and many many more

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Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

I don't have close friends so.... WIN.... sadly

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

No real friends to speak of, so...

Joshua Maynard12 years ago

They all do anyway.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

An extra 5 bucks an hour isn't nearly enough. If I need it I could just borrow some from my friend!

zot7884 years ago

I have no friends and I lay video games alone so I'm good.

AsgoreTheKing6669 years ago

Meh i hate my closest friend THUG L1F3

CyborgKitten7 years ago

I feel bad why the heck did i press it i dont give a #&@:,&(# about iq and my income is zero

myadzeboy10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ButtonGod7 years ago

In already lonely

Panifex8 years ago

I have 0 income currently, so a 30% increase would still be 0. Adding that to my already-fairly-high IQ means that I wouldn't benefit from pressing this button

ninjatiger11 years ago

But shes all I have

KuroshiChan9 years ago

I have no income ;~;

Ifredward8 years ago

My closest friend lives in Colorado, suck on that.

Commissar9 years ago

Not worth the price

Kingkappa7 years ago

Well I don't have any super friends anyway, I have a lot of true good friends but no 10/10 friends because I'm a bit of a social butterfly and 30 is crazy so yeah... I can be einstein... same iq, aspergers.

evilman98710 years ago

i already am in Mensa why would i need more IQ?

Archer_shoob4 years ago

No

HeWearsATrenchCoat9 years ago

..... But what happens when the next episode of Supernatural comes out?! WHO WILL I FANGIRL WITH?!

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I have no closest friend give me

kian_killer10 years ago

I don't have any friends...

DeltaRune14238 years ago

Two words. Text. Messages.

FandomTrash4Life8 years ago

As much as it"d cause a lot of emotional pain, it would be worth it. I'm planning on being an anesthesiologist, which would give me $200,000 a year even without the 30% increase. I'm already on the right track to succeeding, and having an IQ of around 150 would be even more helpful.

Bagofdicks10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

mrcowpushesbuttons9 years ago

i could call them im not seeing them im hearing them logic and i could facetime or skype

YeePhr0g5 years ago

0% of 0=0

TheChosenUndead9 years ago

My closest friend found a new girlfriend, so now he doesn't give a shit about his friends, fuck him.

deathloler9 years ago

never meet my best friend anyway

Migdin17 years ago

Doesnt matter, 30% more of 0 is still zero, and what are these friends youre talking about? Atleast i get 30 more IQ points

GoodGuy9 years ago

Not worth

God1zilla8 years ago

First 30% of nothing is still nothing and second, Stay away from my freaking parrot man!

joshysocks11 years ago

HA! I have no friends.

Penguin_lover10 years ago

OMG RN IS TAKING OVER rn whatrn do we dorn someone helprn im rn gonnarn dieeerrrnn

Flying_Tree8 years ago

I prefer being by myself then with friends. So I'm my own best friend Bye bye mirrors

Nina Klouwens12 years ago

I don't have an income. <U>

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