Will You Press The Button?

GordonLangell 8 years ago

I can already predict the future, even without a button. My prediction may not be accurate, but it is a prediction nonetheless.

Dacoo 10 years ago

Who cares? If the world ends because people didn't listen tome, I'll be able to say "I told you so."

Mepr last year

* to me

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

I shall predict lottery numbers. I wouldn't even tell people to begin with, I'd use the ability to mess with people.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Same

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Bronzey 9 years ago

Professor Trellenary from Harry Potter (butchered the name .-.)

SameOmg 9 years ago

So... professor Trelawney from HP?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

True, even if she only had a grand total of 2 correct predictions.

Jack_foxe 11 years ago

i would predict my own futu-oh wait...i actually dont want to do that.

Enderperson 11 years ago

Lolokolol

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

'bitch i told you so' would be the thing i'd say every time something happens that i predicted.

IlonkaSneijders 7 years ago

This.

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Moomoothecow 9 years ago

Stocks?

Sharp_Tail 10 years ago

WAIT TIL THE PREDICTIONS HAPPEN #REKT

Alex Hutchins 13 years ago

Like Cassandra?

YouDadLesbo 8 years ago

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

I love proving people wrong so of course I press the button!

GrubbinTheGreat 9 years ago

Agreed.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

Predict lottery numbers. Win the lottery every week and you"d know when somebody would steal from you so you would then hide the money. Also, when buying new things, you"d predict whether it is worth it or not. Amazing and no major downside.

RinStormChaser 2 years ago

82% people pushing the button ??? Bro that's LITERALLY CASSANDRA'S CURSE !!!

MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago

Ill be there at that moment "i told you so"

jordan_turner 8 years ago

fuck them. i can tell the future bitch.

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

oldnotweak has the same mindset that I do. Plus, I can at least look out for myself if something bad is about to happen, and if someone truely cares about me, then they would follow my example in a majority of examples and effectively save themselves indirectly.

AndrewTate 3 years ago

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ViolentMTT 11 years ago

*cough cough* priest's daughter in troy *cough cough*

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

It doesn't matter I can still use them for my own personal gain screw the rest

Bethany Fry 13 years ago

I am the prophet! Hahhahahahhahahaha!

Bomby 10 years ago

So I'd become Ray Kurzweil?

Abirra 9 years ago

Downside? nobody believes me now that won't be new for me.

Mikel Currie 13 years ago

I feel like this would drive you insane.

xinvlek 10 years ago

Who bloody cares if no one believes you. You to get predict the lottery, or predict events and then be smug about it saying "I told you so".

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

so Cassandra?

fahed013 11 years ago

who cares

Joey0007 last year

可以买彩票

mr.whatface 11 years ago

*presses button, nothing changes*

tyler1duke2 8 years ago

Eventually they would listen though lol

Literal 11 years ago

I would be a Doctor Who, noone knows, but everyone is affected.

bowserk44 9 years ago

This already happens to me but I either have to dream it or I have to guess

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

oh heck ya

oldnotweak 12 years ago

my life already

GladeBerez 10 years ago

I could see if they come in my van

joaquin.coldwell83 2 years ago

Sports betting

Frosten Kitty 11 years ago

If ppl won't listen to me then bad for them at least I'll see the future

Nizar Tajdin 13 years ago

20,000,000:1 the first play of the SuperBowl would be a SAFETY

LoveTigers556 10 years ago

Fine then. Don't believe me. Don't win the lottery.

AIRSummer 4 years ago

i can just not tell anyone and be able to watch as they all suffer, knowing i had the knowledge to possibly prevent it

Icetoken123 10 years ago

Then say i told ya bitch

Lorax 7 years ago

King crimson

D10140 11 years ago

It would just be personal safety, why not

LazyMammalProductions 9 years ago

I will become the ultimate survivor.

Alzoran 8 years ago

They would believe you in the first place, and it"s far more useful to be able to use it in the first place, than it is to use it, and everyone know you can.

Starpone 11 years ago

They laugh when I tell them that they'll die tomorrow.

quotequack 2 years ago

i can brag about it when it finally happens

Blob 11 years ago

You could just advise people to do or not do things based on the predictions and not tell them why. After doing it enough times people will listen to you without justification based on your track record.

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago

Whatever I'll show them

That_Watermelon_God 2 years ago

It's a downside that only affects the upside, so I'm taking it.

MattyLikesGames2 11 years ago

So what? They don't believe, they all die. Not my fault for them not listening to me.

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