Will You Press The Button?

Sir Internet 11 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

BoogleSnoogle 4 years ago

this is the most early 2010"s thing I have ever read. it"s great.

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UsedUsername 10 years ago

Become best at inventing, invent something to help you do uneasy tasks.

Grifiano 9 years ago

Yes. Just yes. Make A ROVOT To Do UR Normal stuff.

Tom McNestry 13 years ago

So you become Steven Hawking?

DanIsAwesome 2 years ago

Thats what i was thinkin! Also holy shit, 11 years ago? How is it back in 2013? Must be good...

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THE FABULOS MAN 11 years ago

Wait If I can't do anything normal I Basically can't breath I also can't eat cause thats normal too....

Chris Hurd 13 years ago

Mind Control is my Topic of brilliance.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

The best at nothing. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Dennis Kuan 13 years ago

noooo i cant fap how evil

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Ask your mom to help you

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allysaurus 11 years ago

THEN YOUR NOT SMART

dankmemes101 9 years ago

but breathing is normal tho..

meowmixer 11 years ago

Be the smartest at life

EnchantingWhalegirl 10 years ago

LOL!!! So,,,,,, I am pretty much dumber and my sister is dumb. but hey! I would get good grades in math then!!! yay! :D

Gods12231 6 years ago

Lol

Soup2 10 years ago

I'll just make a robot that will do that for me..

uenvme 12 years ago

make that subject highly specific in everything that you want, normal stuff included

hehðŸŒŸsteluÈ›Äƒ 11 years ago

I'm good a ARTS

HiMyNameIsJeff 9 years ago

Hire people to do that stuff for you

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress 9 years ago

I"d be Steven Hawking from Futurama

Doweske 11 years ago

If im the smartest person in the world im smart enough to teach my self to cook and wear clothe and eat :P

hippovenom 11 years ago

Read the question again

DumplingMia 10 years ago

I'm not normal anyway at all so that's no change for me at all

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Xiaoshuai last year

I will not

MrMemez 8 years ago

You cannot breath. You cannot die What now?

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol4 10 years ago

Fuck no, I'm dressing myself up and all just by myself, thanks!

mb200777 9 years ago

No Thankyou

NetflixMeh 11 years ago

Hell no I don't wanna be no steven harkings lol.

Nut-Buster 10 years ago

What if i become an expert in taking care of myself

GodOfLasagne 6 years ago

26% of people just didn't read the twist Lol

okiuz 10 years ago

you could earn enough Money with the nolage you got that you could pay the people to do things for you,and you would solve some things in the world (time traveling,bunch of maths,what colour is the dress,what's First,chicken,or the egg...)

WhimsicalMagnus 12 years ago

I'm going to sound like a total asshole but uh, like Steven Hawking?

SonofaBatman 11 years ago

So i get to be rich and not have to do things my butler does......hell I could even get someone to dress me.

doofnugget 9 years ago

I was never normal☻

Ronanharringtonyall 9 years ago

Home ec lol

iamalittlepincher 11 years ago

basically stephen hawkin

DumplingMia 10 years ago

Wait if I want my subject to be Cookng does that mean I can Cook

Suit 11 years ago

So I could know all there is to know about, let's say, cross knit stitching, but I wont know how to wipe my own ass? I'm good, bro. Pass

Tia last year

外骨骼装甲。我直接变成钢铁侠。一个正常人会穿着外骨骼装甲出门？日本我来了。

LITTLE-_-SEAL 7 years ago

I am the worlds best at printing counterfeit money and not being caught

Kittycatpaws 10 years ago

That's hilarious

RandomTalker 9 years ago

The subject I choose it being the best at doing everything!

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

So. You essentially become the one character from Sakurasou.

Azhdaya 11 years ago

I already can't do those things ;-;

HappyApple 10 years ago

if u become a scientist then u can invent somethin to do it all for u and for eating and drinking u can invent something for that too

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Whoever made this clearly can't do normal things like grammar.

KittenLover_7 3 years ago

If you pressed the button, congratulations! You just killed yourself as you are not connected to a ventilator and are probably very far away from one. Breathing is normal so 🪦.