Will You Press The Button?

Sir Internet10 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

BoogleSnoogle2 years ago

this is the most early 2010"s thing I have ever read. it"s great.

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UsedUsername9 years ago

Become best at inventing, invent something to help you do uneasy tasks.

Grifiano7 years ago

Yes. Just yes. Make A ROVOT To Do UR Normal stuff.

Tom McNestry12 years ago

So you become Steven Hawking?

DanIsAwesomelast year

Thats what i was thinkin! Also holy shit, 11 years ago? How is it back in 2013? Must be good...

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THE FABULOS MAN9 years ago

Wait If I can't do anything normal I Basically can't breath I also can't eat cause thats normal too....

Chris Hurd12 years ago

Mind Control is my Topic of brilliance.

Fedxftw8 years ago

The best at nothing. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Dennis Kuan12 years ago

noooo i cant fap how evil

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

Ask your mom to help you

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SonofaBatman9 years ago

So i get to be rich and not have to do things my butler does......hell I could even get someone to dress me.

doofnugget7 years ago

I was never normal☻

Ronanharringtonyall8 years ago

Home ec lol

iamalittlepincher10 years ago

basically stephen hawkin

DumplingMia9 years ago

Wait if I want my subject to be Cookng does that mean I can Cook

Suit10 years ago

So I could know all there is to know about, let's say, cross knit stitching, but I wont know how to wipe my own ass? I'm good, bro. Pass

Tia15 days ago

外骨骼装甲。我直接变成钢铁侠。一个正常人会穿着外骨骼装甲出门？日本我来了。

LITTLE-_-SEAL6 years ago

I am the worlds best at printing counterfeit money and not being caught

Kittycatpaws9 years ago

That's hilarious

RandomTalker8 years ago

The subject I choose it being the best at doing everything!

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

So. You essentially become the one character from Sakurasou.

Azhdaya10 years ago

I already can't do those things ;-;

HappyApple8 years ago

if u become a scientist then u can invent somethin to do it all for u and for eating and drinking u can invent something for that too

KittenLover_72 years ago

If you pressed the button, congratulations! You just killed yourself as you are not connected to a ventilator and are probably very far away from one. Breathing is normal so 🪦.

JonesBBQAndFootMassage9 years ago

What if i wanna be the smartest person in cooking, dressing yourself, eating and so on?

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Whoever made this clearly can't do normal things like grammar.

Davd9 years ago

Also known as: You become Nikola Tesla

Nubbins2447 years ago

Instead of cook, I shall cuisine, instead of dress myself I shall throw on some clothes.

HockeyPhil8 years ago

When you"re the most intelligent person you could invent a machine that helps you:)

Yolo123410 years ago

I guess so

ClaraHinds9 years ago

You can be the smartest person in the world when it comes to normal things

McTreevil10 years ago

know how to duplicate money and hire someone to do that stuff for you....

Joeywcoleygamelover9 years ago

but you would SURVIVE without that?SIGN ME UP!I hate doing that by myself!

Thomas Spangler12 years ago

so for one year just go ahead and start writing scripts change your area 2 being self reliant

Wtfisdisbullshit5 years ago

Im just in my bed bruh

RosieBoozled8 years ago

So basically an actor

Lissa Trancy9 years ago

Smart, make enormous amount of money, hire a bloody butler.

jhinijhinicacau8 years ago

What if i already am but i cant Tell anyone or they think im stupid?

ELZEE99910 years ago

Why would I want to be awesome at school and not be able to brush my own teeth?

BeanieDoesStuffzzz2 years ago

Just become the smartest person at life

S201211247 years ago

Mom you"re gonna be busy XD

godlymeme9 years ago

Smartest person in the world in normal things B)

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

Create a robot. BOOM.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

start with whatever makes the most money, then hire people for it

Baughg18 years ago

I am an expert on the subject everything bitch loophole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MeepKeep10 years ago

Guess the writer has a personal experience with the premise.

anomynousguy1019 years ago

i guess i could make money to pay for someone

pmullooly11 years ago

this is basically autism you guys

Mikaelious5 years ago

I could create machines to help with these things

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

build a robot to do it and pretend ur in wallis and gromit

DarkShark1279 years ago

I don't need to be smart. #Phan #Septic

Buttcracker8 years ago

Make money off of your smarts and hire kawaii anime maids to help you

Camster10 years ago

just invent a way for a robot to do it all for you

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