You can eat anything you want and never gain weight
but
You are certain to have explosive diarrhea within 2 hours, and you cannot control or know when.
I will not

ReWyne 10 years ago
Diarrhea once, then eat whatever I want for the rest of my life? Sounds good to me!

MistahMobstah 4 years ago
Edwardonut_the_goofer shit I pressed too
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Ihatemakingusernames 2 years ago
Wait… I know the Diarhea is coming in 2 hours but I don’t know when? 😭

ceafaxer 10 years ago
I think the diarrhea is why you don't gain weight

the baws 11 years ago
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meatloave last year
I'm impressed , it's a rare man indeed that can quote Yeats as eloquently as you

The only way 8 years ago
Yeah... Can't gain weight... No way that can go wrong. Lost a pound? Too bad, you"re never getting that shit back. Lose too many pounds and you"re a dead man Anyone that picked yes, get off your fat asses and exercise, because that"s easier than dealing with this button.

JaggedJeans 9 years ago
I'm skinny, no upside!

LCrayon 10 years ago
I have that anyways... 😂

davidgregory2001 10 years ago
Wait within the next 2 hours? I kinda do know when so I can just stay on the toilet for 2 hours

Brad Stratford 13 years ago
I'm ok with this. I'd just sit on the toilet for the next two hours.

Empress 9 years ago
I sit on the toilet for two hours anyways for no reason so it’s not like it’ll be unusual for me. •_•
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showchoirkiddo 11 years ago
Can be cured with medicine...

JaronMarles 8 years ago
It never said within every 2 hours.

Oops25cnot30c 10 years ago
I could read this to know when

Nina Klouwens 13 years ago
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? xD

itskirito 10 years ago
i already can eat what i want without gain weight :D

dennis 11 years ago
Die then not then

BLAOWNS 8 years ago
I can't gain any weight normaly so what?

TremendousByDesign 11 years ago
one time with diarrhea and then never be fat? No downside!

JerrisonGamerYT 9 years ago
Nope

REIVEN14 11 years ago
umm...i dont want to poop my stomach out of my body so,fuk no ¬¬

LolGurl12345 11 years ago
Mom comes in like, WHY YOU EATING CHOCOLATE CARMEL ON THE BED?!

Yasha Tipikin 13 years ago
Wait, if I can eat anything what about my diarrhea? Infinite SHIT food activated.

All_the_sweg 11 years ago
EXPLOSIVE!? I'M GONNA BLOW UP!

ryan- 5 years ago
bruh

Lilgizzy 10 years ago
It doesn't say it happens multiple times so the first time you do eat it only happens once loophole

Abaddon_Delta 11 years ago
Lol I'll just go right to the toilet and sit until I shit xD

Xx_swagggerproquickscoper_xX 11 years ago
I can already do that

Antlex 12 years ago
*press the button* *runs to bathroom* *sit on toilet* *turn on my phone* *leave after 2 hours*

notnothuman 9 years ago
I'm underweight, so no.

Rjay Stillwell 13 years ago
I already eat whatever I want and never gain weight.

Warrior_Cats_FTW 11 years ago
upside?

Buckyisnotthevillain 10 years ago
I already eat whatever I want and not gain weight

scorpioblueeyes 11 years ago
Worth it. *floods toilet with waste*

Philipp_1299 8 years ago
I would like to press it later ^^

azraeloni 11 years ago
Yep yep yep

Nerdkind 9 years ago
So all the food is from Taco Bell... Ok.

AirKing 11 years ago
This is me. I just dont have explosive diarrhea. Not worth it.

Nadav 9 years ago
ill get my phone diary and stuff sit on the toliet and play for 2 hours there good enough?

asdfgawc1 12 years ago
no way

philtheninja 11 years ago
dipers

willdragontamer 5 years ago
I already dont gain weight so this is not for me

Niehoe 10 years ago
What if i choose the power to have more powers loke 1wind 2prevent hair for growing

DarkTrooper 8 years ago
Have a butler bring food to you while you are on the bathroom and be in the bathroom for the rest of your life

Ackkmann 10 years ago
Sounds like ibs

crzypants 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

notthatimportant 11 years ago
I'm underwheight, fuck you all downsides

Cazador de Luna Del Diablo 12 years ago
get a bathroom with a plasma screen tv in it

Violetheart101 9 years ago
So only once? Sounds pretty good to me

NIKEO last year
想想你正在和心上人约会的时候突然!!!

Alen Shermy 13 years ago
and that's why you would never gain weight

jeydontheking 10 years ago
im not complaing
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