Pokemon is real
but
You cannot get past the 1st gym
I will not


Americanwolf9 months ago
burn down the 1st gym

bathwaterlast year
i know why you said yes.

235x0last year
I feel like after a moment any one of the gods in the pokémon universe will punish you for pressing the button and (or) try to revert the change. Plus the pokémon universe & this universe use different laws of physics (for example infinite power is canon) ...[Show full comment]

Temnai9 years ago
Wait, the first gym is beatable? (JK) I would totally love to be one of the many creepy people who loiter around in towns and say really awkward slightly sexualized lines to 12 year olds off on their adventure. Someone has to, the 90% creepy guy to 9% no...[Show full comment]

scenemoPianist4 months ago
W8 what the last time I played Pokémon waz @ 13 (2020) when did this happen?

Coaster8 years ago
Come on level 100 blastoise, kill the level 11 geodude! Aw come on, you died again?

Superdude32668 years ago
Pff. Alola has trials. Tooootally different

Pilz9 years ago
I mean... female Gardevoir is a thing.

CASHMONEY9 years ago
Then just go to a different gym

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@Nasho, you can go to different gyms in Scarlet and Violet. However, you can’t “get past the first gym”, meaning that you can’t beat it, according to the downside. So you could theoretically get 7 total gym badges plus the 10 others. However, you need all 8 gym badges to finish the game. So…
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Batxi4 years ago
Why would I want to go past the gym? I need to go to it to challenge it

TheThinker9 years ago
Nevermind the gyms, there are other ways to become a pokemon master. You just can't gain the title, unless you can manage to contact and battle the champion in some different way. Besides, I got's freakin' POKEMANZ!!

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Pokemanz isn't a thing so therefore you get nothing!

PsychicSandshrew8 years ago
1. Join Team Rocket 2. Become the leader 3. ??? 4. Profit

Blockman3508 years ago
If it"s in real life; there"s no inexplicable universal laws to control you. So, cheat!

SNAKEGIRL7 years ago
you are very smart

SirSchmidt9 years ago
You could be the best in the world and just never fight in the gyms

Josh 'george' West12 years ago
theres more to it than the gyms

hiDlee7 years ago
Ya just catch a bunch of Pokémon and travel everywhere
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RandomGuy28 years ago
*Walks past the first gym* Oh I just got past the first gym xD

Leah_7708 years ago
I"ve seen this question what to many times but I'll just have some Pokemon and live with them.

Migdin18 years ago
Well.... there is team rocket.....

scenemoPianist4 months ago
Worth it.
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PeterSenior9 years ago
In the first game you can glitch past the first gym and don't even have to beat it. Also, Sun and Moon don't have gyms.

Migdin18 years ago
But this is real life, not a game... How do you glitch in real life

LuckYBoi139 years ago
Screw the 1st one i'd just move on to the 2nd

Migdin19 years ago
To pass the 1st gym means you cant beat it, this is not the games, you can still travel to other gyms. Just tell them that you cant go to the 1st gym
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Giga_CMG YT9 years ago
Screw the gym, roam around the world, training my Lucario to combine 2+ moves to create 1 devastating attack (DOUBLE TEAM + AURA SPHERE= GIANT AURA SPHERE) And yes, I watch Naruto Shippuden

iAmNaughtyPanda9 years ago
My ratata is top percentage!

Migdin19 years ago
Ha you will never beat my MAGIKARP!!! I got him for 10,000,000 Pokedollars from somebody behind the pokemart!

Jacob Wright12 years ago
I'll just steal the first badge then.

LionBoyGX4 years ago
True
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Jasmine Annalee12 years ago
I can still be a really good trainer without badges. Bring on the charizard!

Mitchell Becker12 years ago
Who needs badges when I can fuck Slaking and Charizard! Lol

the117doctor8 years ago
HillBillies did you ever hear of rule 36?
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Simon Davidson12 years ago
Well either way you can catch them all and train them all so is it really that bad?

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago
Nah, I'm against slavery. I"d start Team Plasma/Flare/Rocket/etc

Flareon13610 years ago
Well Brock is a tough cookie so

scenemoPianist4 months ago
It's less insufferable than Earth so yea totally. It ain't like I'mma battle.

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
um i would turn invisible choke the trainer and kill the pokemon invisible so no downside for me

GGuy1234510 years ago
I'm a new trainer class: a rouge ranger, I have a capture styler but don't work with the Rangers because I quit.

SuperShoes2 years ago
the toughest question in mankind

Markaplier9 years ago
I don't give a fuck i want a pika!

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Glitch your way past the first town then continue your journey. By the way which gen are we talking about here?

Coghalo10 years ago
Fuck you!

TheOnlyGod8 years ago
Who caresaid about gyms. I would just Get a gardevoire and a mitotic and I will be happy foreturns my life

SASUKE!!!!!!!10 years ago
I'll just go and rob giovanni's money to buy MASTER BALLS and catch legendaries.

MilesTails8 years ago
Fuck it, gotta catch em all, am I "ight

Oktek10 years ago
Pressed it. I don't care about Pokemon League. I just want to have Pikachu, Charmander, Chespin and maybe Squirtle... Oh, and Eevee, Vulpix and... OK, it would take 2 A4 pages... They are all so cute!

Adowen9 years ago
Pffff I catch a Jigglypuff and use it as a Pillow :) Who needs Gyms?

Catswithbraces11 years ago
I would but, I would wanna go to the elite four :/

DarkVanguard4 years ago
so it would be pokemon and spongebob in real life? i see this as an absolute win

Kozuto9 years ago
Who cares about gyms when you have Pikachu.

The Lightning Wolf 169 years ago
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dankmemes1018 years ago
Stop the spam. It"s so fucking annoying.
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Marc Kozalla12 years ago
Fuck school,better catch some Pokemon!

RpgFan5 years ago
Third Pokemon question I get, fucking shit. No.

Poppy Pika9 years ago
As long as I can have fun with my Pokémon its fine! I could be a type of trainer that doesn't challenge gyms! As long as the Pokémon universe is real: I'm in!

GORager9910 years ago
Just don't do the gyms.

Pureknowlage7 years ago
I hate Pokémon so no

crazydude9910 years ago
I don't need the gyms

AnimeOverride8 years ago
What are we, 1st graders?
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