You are immortal.
but
You are in jail for life.
I will not

GameMastervz 11 years ago
WHO WOULD WANT THIS

SceptileandMew 4 years ago
Its like 26 yrs
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BUTTERqueen 9 years ago
the meaning of life is basically of 100 years so if you break out as soon as possible and hide for about 6 months which is basically the time the police spend on a serious case you can change yourself a little bit no one will find you! Think outside the box people!

NorjavanGool 9 years ago
It scares me that you know this XD

Smartest-Man 5 years ago
No upside. Easily.

Niggakiller 2 years ago
There's no upside to you living. Kill yourself.

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I live in America. Our "justice" system means I'd get out of that life sentence in five years or less.

Hyltran 3 years ago
In Sweden 🇸🇪 a lifetime in prison literally means 16 years in average.
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autocar66 7 years ago
Upside anyone?? Immortality is a bad thing is u ask me. Like literally the earth gets destroyed by the sun or a black hole and ur just floating in space doing nothing. Plus your in prison for life, so that equals forever. Yea you can try to bust out, but t... [Show full comment]

Wbs 11 years ago
Wheres the upside?

theliviknowles 11 years ago
Why does everyone want to be immortal? Am i the only one that doesn't wish to be a small speck infanitly floating through time and space after our sun explodes?

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago
Our sun won’t explode, but it won’t just shrink either. It will expand to be a red giant, eating up Mercury and Venus and shed it’s outer layers. After that, the sun’s core will be left, a super hot and dense white dwarf. Or something like that
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Drosky23 8 years ago
Why does nobody understand that immortality is bad? Also, prison just cancels out whatever reasons it would be good.

Marshadow 8 years ago
Rule the human race, and Change earth"s name to "Jail"

Element_Edgy 9 years ago
Where"s the upside? Being immortal is pretty terrible anyways, i mean, being immortal gives life no meaning, so basically you"d probably commit suicide late anyways, so go ahead, be in prison for life, I know I dont wanna be there.

DavidHarper 9 years ago
I live in Der woods

Anyia08 9 years ago
Life in prison is estimated to be about 60 years depending on what you do so...

Olrizor 9 years ago
I live in Norway, soo in 21 years I'm out

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
But you will still be alive when the sun dies, kamerat

Greatcat 9 years ago
Reminds me of that Twilight zone episode.

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago
Our legal system literally prohibits lifelong jail sentences.

TheArias 11 years ago
U gon get raped i want to see you drop a a soap there they gon make you a bitch.

Animelover156 10 years ago
Lol XD

luka1234 11 years ago
I dont wanna b immortal

Sage Foi 13 years ago
Plan: Break out of jail Start a new life Enjoy eternity

Jelsawinters124 9 years ago
I want to write a book on this!
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Danonimusss 11 years ago
Pero piensen que la cárcel no estará allí por siempre,lo presiono

Kristen Quint 13 years ago
i could murder people in jail who deserve it and save tax payers money. WORTH IT.

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago
Bustin" out y"all

gravity cat 11 years ago
I KILL EVERY1 IN DAT JAAIILAILIAILAIALIAILILAILIAILAALIILAIALIAILA

Jcnipper123 10 years ago
WHATS THE POINT?!

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago
Just try always to escape and you'll never"die trying"

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
Ummm I'm eleven I came go to jail in America, I'd go to juvie

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
*can't

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Nothing changes.

destrucktoid 10 years ago
how to exploit this: a: escape b: fake death because no one knows you are immortal c: enjoy eternity

CTEJedi 8 years ago
Both of these would suck

DeadAscension 9 years ago
So im in jail forever?

ArlertArmin 12 years ago
Error 404: Upside not found.

Advisor22 9 years ago
If I am in mortal then I can walk through walls

Horny Preteen 11 years ago
Twilight Zone Reference

KillerPerigrine 10 years ago
Being immortal is pointless

Michelle Lepera 13 years ago
well technically immortal people aren't alive, they just kinda exist. A life must have a lifespan, and immortality has no life span. So no jail for life because we have no life

Alexbi232 4 years ago
Just get the death sentence u can’t die so what are they going to do keep u in jail u can just kill everyone in the jail and get no punishment

koayousei 10 years ago
Immortals aren't 'alive'.they're just not dead either.

Gasai Yuno 10 years ago
Immortal body then I will break out. Immortal soul then I will wait something bad to happen

Bennierikste 6 years ago
Escape!!! escape!!!

Nilloc 11 years ago
Why would anyone press the button? Unless they like jail...

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
id rather have wings to fly or just raw magic. none of that immortal stuff. BESIDES. were gonna be immortal once we die anyways....

jmarciniak527 11 years ago
you can still escape right?

SuperSoda24 8 years ago
Break out. S i m p l e.

MissMuffet 11 years ago
Immortality sucks.

scheuerman 11 years ago
Gay For Pay:Kill yourself

Breadman227 10 years ago
There is no upside to this

BloodSamurai 9 years ago
kill police and end the meaning of prison

Cartoon Reaper 12 years ago
No need already Immortal

MostlyShenanigans 3 years ago
I mean if I have infinite time, I will figure out a way to break out... Also there are some very qualitied jails out there in Scandinavia which provides a generally convenient life.

ammy0101 10 years ago
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MLGspringtrap 8 years ago
I’m spring trap so I can go anywhere and if the cops try to get me I will just kill them
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