Key word "before". This is all upside. Kill some asshole I never liked, then escape to a world where no one can follow me. The perfect crime!
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EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
1) make your own TV show with the perfect life 2) jaywalk 3) profit
CODEX077 years ago
Lol
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jakesgotgames8 years ago
In England, shaking a doormat after 8am is illegal. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MauriceMeerts8 years ago
really?> its also illegal to have the flu and not notice any cab driver try beating that law in new york its illegal to fart the ticket is 40 dollars up to over 100 dollars wow one fart !
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Caroline Fresh12 years ago
Haha here I come, Supernatural *steals a chapstick from a convenient store*
I would just steal a pen from a bank, and I could say I robbed a bank..
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Kostasss10 years ago
*Going through red light when no-one is driving*
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natdragon50009 years ago
Reporter:"How did you manage to join the world of 'Dr.Who'?"
Me:"I was loitering one day..."
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SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago
Sneak into Women's locker rooms
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V4mpirezz5 years ago
Well if I went into misfits then I would"ve already committed a crime but if it was brooklyn nine nine then it might not end well...
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Wolfy88 Just10 years ago
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Axolotlboi7 years ago
Well you did you crime right now, you littered and annoyed the crap out of everyone
I didn't say what kind of crime, I could litter once.
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Saraaaaaa7 years ago
I’ll steal a penny from the floor!! Bahahahaha I’m excited all ready
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Mystrle7 years ago
Kidnaps J.K rowling* Yeet hogwarts here I cooommmeeeeeee! YO HUFFLEPUFFS IM COMIN" BACK YO!
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Jewgassser7 years ago
13191 people are stupid they could jus steal like penny from someone
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P4bl0Que7 years ago
Robbery. *hops into Looney Tunes to use the cartoon physics to make an escape*
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AlejandroVega7 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAAAAAAAN WORLD
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ToriAnime7 years ago
Downside? No matter the crime, they can’t catch you!
XD Gintama world, here I come!
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GalceonGod117 years ago
I'ma cheat on taxes stranger things here I come
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JediKnight8 years ago
here i come Once Upon A Time *Drives faster then the speed limit*
BartekTomasik8 years ago
Lol I thought you meant Undertale bc Once Upon a Time is one of the songs.
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ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago
I commited a crime, existing. Like a bowss.
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The_MGSM_9 years ago
Already a klepto
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Cassidy Lind12 years ago
i see no downside to this.
The-unicorn-that-doesnt-care7 years ago
Me either
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Coolcatkitty9 years ago
Well... Off I go to the world of anime!!!
Thegamingdovah9 years ago
Which one?
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gabbo verde 9 years ago
Flash! I come from a different universe where you could go faster than speed itself! I'm here so I can help you reach new speeds! And also I want to be kid flash...
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wdhking9 years ago
Speed
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Etho452 10 years ago
J-walk
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Angel Lewis12 years ago
I get to take out Beiber and Go to My Little Pony World aka Equestria
littering is a crime so is opening other peoples post easy decision
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cybro9743 years ago
Okay guys I have made it into the world of Black clover and I have somehow got a five leaf grimoire with great spells and everything I like it here now I'm a problem was I had to steal a chocolate bar from my local Walgreens.
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MelkorBadValar8 years ago
Juso punch a random person
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artturi9 years ago
Run through red lights?
I see.no downside here?
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Andrew Parker12 years ago
To Skyrim, after a bit of petty theft ( Remember, you don't have to get caught)
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ShiroHairedEyeCandy7 years ago
In Florida it"s a crime to touch someone without their permission... So I would just poke a stranger and be on my way!
MooCatGiz7 years ago
Amazing
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MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
Okay. Stealing is what everyone does in The Walking Dead anyway.
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FettySquah10 years ago
i accidentally took a small recees cup from a store when i was like 4, maybe my mom payed for it idk
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DemonZelie8 years ago
Ooh this is my chance to kill someone and get away with it
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alyssalovepuppy9 years ago
Just steel someone's sandwich there a crime o o wait and then say it was a prank I will buy you a new one so they don't call the cop!!!!!ðŸ™ðŸ˜¹ðŸ˜¹
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ki11ua10 years ago
sing happy birthday in public (yes, that actually is a crime, because it is copyrighted.)
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trenderbender1239 years ago
GRAFFITI *TSHHHHH SHHH THHHHH*done now can I go
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samie10 years ago
go over for red is a crime easy
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dabiel_howell8 years ago
I would just pirate some music. I would get to go to any anime and listen to some good music.
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#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
Easy steal 1 dolor from a store and then off to TWD
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Jetpackkat10 years ago
If I commit the crime than go nobody will find me in the world therefore WIN WIN
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