You can fly
but
buttons blind you if you look directly at them
I will not


TheSeanannerWorld9 years ago
A button like the one you just pressed?

bekfast9 years ago
haha lol
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ThatOneGuy039 years ago
OH NO, A BUTTON, MY MORTAL ENEMY

turtlenugget6989 years ago
ah we meet again mr oh no OH NO A BUTTON

NovaJ7219 years ago
That's great that there are keys on keyboard, not buttons :-)

JohnnyRock1995 years ago
Keys on a keyboard are buttons

skippy and me9 years ago
It doesn't say you can not look at them when your not flying.

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenARRRRRGGGGHHHH8 years ago
It also doesn't say you can

Chief_Reef9 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ...[Show full comment]

AnnaShadowWolf9 years ago
I agree. My friend usually spams my text messages with this sh!t. I once even had to convince her that a ghost wasn't going to kill me by sleeping then waking up the next morning saying "Hey I'm Alive". It's stupid. Yet she still hasn't stopped believing i...[Show full comment]

The killed killer 😈9 years ago
No!!! I just pressed the button and still looking at it ahhhhhh!!!!!

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Glasses. #Loophole

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenARRRRRGGGGHHHH8 years ago
Love it

Coaster8 years ago
"Let"s take the elevator" NOOOOOO!!!

Adrian Jutronich12 years ago
I was planning to wear spandex anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same here
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
shirt buttons?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
EVERY BUTTON

AF7 years ago
I'm Acrophob ( scared of heights). I don't want to fly even if I get paid.

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
Wait a minute.. OH SHEET do NOT look at the button

Alkeniw9 years ago
Directly at them? That means looking straight at the center of the button, from a top down view, which is very very easy to avoid

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago
I never looked directly at it

Joemoebob9 years ago
SHIT I LOOKED AT A BUTTON

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Wait so you would be blind as soon as I chose it cause I looked at the button

DankestTubist6 years ago
Just get snaps. Easy.

christinelovespie10 years ago
noooooo! not buttons! my weakness!

Polarize21128 years ago
Who writes this shyt

jffrysith9 years ago
just look to the side of the buttons!!!

Technocolor1358 years ago
Why buttons? Of all things.

Husky9 years ago
What about touch screen they don't have buttons?

LukaSujashvili7 years ago
Well ps4 is my life and it has buttons but i can play without whatching it like everyone lol

Benefits Benefits12 years ago
No-one I Know Wears Buttons

Roxy_The_Killer9 years ago
screw blindnes i can fly!!

Thecoolman72727 years ago
What kind door bell ones or shirt ones

Swagraptor9 years ago
"Omg, I'm a superhero!. Oh shit, someone's in their pj's"

roflcopters8 years ago
(presses and goes to the next button) AAH IM BLIND

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Yeah,but the button here is digital,not real,so joke's almost on you.

LittleKitten2 years ago
Just look at them from your peripheral vision

Renottared10 years ago
You didnt say perminent

Andrewl9 years ago
I can cure myself, somehow.

UhhhMaybe7 years ago
What?

MechaKid11 years ago
No way, I love cadburys

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago
Hehe I can be like Jason, aka blonde super man!

Jolteon of Shadow9 years ago
OK,what?

Animal_lover_20187 years ago
I'll always wear sunglasses then

Nerdyboy8 years ago
Wear glasses or sunglasses.

cheddar7 years ago
How would I even look at my keyboard to type

AnnaShadowWolf9 years ago
If just pressed a button and I'm not dead. *stares at buttons* IM NOT DED *flys into da soonsat*

Flyboy82929 years ago
That's oddly specific

I_Am_Kailyn6 years ago
Blind could mean five seconds or five years. Not taking the chance.

wadawdw10 years ago
just wear glasses problem solved

sans-6668 years ago
I'll wear a shirt today arrrrrrrrrrr I'm blind fuk

AmazingDragons7 years ago
A button like sewing or the one we pressed or the pushy kind in real life.

Crazygirl601928 years ago
I just don't look at buttons. It"s not like I ever see them so...

Krusek8 years ago
Watch out when you fly you aren't immortal.

Anna Loucus 9 years ago
What type of buttons;)

TheQueerOne7 years ago
Then don’t look directally at them side glare them

TheEliaminator2 years ago
Excellent superhero idea; just a really crappy superman
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