Will You Press The Button?

Hawk_tuah2 months ago

Skibidi

OmniOmega8 years ago

"do anything you want whenever you want however you want" up to and including sharing said near omnipotent power with others whom I deem worthy, and who have earned the favor of the OmniOmega, End of All, Thy God. downside negated, self-deification achieved.

anonymous18 years ago

Make....... them............ not............... jealous?..........since...."............I .......can......... do .............anything?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

good thing i dont have any friends :P

ClareWhite9 years ago

If she gets jealous, so she isn't my real best friend.

MgraalPenny8 years ago

if i can do anything i want i can just make my best friend be non jealous and make his life easy #loophole

SinonMercer8 years ago

Don't have friends so win-win.

Songbird67688 years ago

My best friend is a cartoom character so

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

no best friends???

Etharian9 years ago

If they get jealous because I have it easy then they weren't my friend to begin with were they? That's mostly because I would be making my friends lives exponentially easier just by proxy of wanting to make my friends have comfortable satisfying lives.

AvitPandey7 years ago

I can teach them

Trailman057 years ago

My best friend is annoying though, and he always say that he"s better than ne, so Im down

Trailman057 years ago

Sorry for the grammer guys, my phone is messed up

Benzilla7 years ago

My freind is already jealous of me

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

well lucky i hate everyone then

Takananana7 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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FurryDouchebag7 years ago

Yay! Now my friend can be jealous that animals can f*ck my *ss now.

2tOxIc4u8 years ago

Make it seem like my enemy is my best friend then press the buttun then everythings normal. Loophole

KaramGamer99998 years ago

i can make him not jealous or make him have some powers

Dripper123458 years ago

I want to give him stuff

Fireball8 years ago

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DesertEagle7 years ago

That was a great story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

I hate everyone so I'm fine

Benny Wu12 years ago

It says you can do anything. So either make the not jealous or give them the same ability.

punzetheclown9 years ago

You fucking genius...

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Dogizmaster9 years ago

I don't have any friends.

luis cedano9 years ago

sucks to be them

Nelson Green12 years ago

Who needs best friends anyway

MagniSolis9 years ago

This, who needs friends when you're your own?

Lexis Murray12 years ago

lol i dont have any friends soo

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago

anything you say? give them the ability also

ReDwErD9 years ago

my best friend is me

12tearoldboy5 years ago

Kill them

spiral9 years ago

I can give them anything they want cause my power...

Tex2rock8 years ago

That"s already the case

CreepingPasta9 years ago

*click* noice

AF7 years ago

My best friend is the one that has things going way too easy.

Just here to make buttons9 years ago

Is this like infinite power? Like you can move to other universes, fly, summon fictional items/people? Because if so, thid is pretty op. Even though I have a feeling that it's just that you can break the law and stuff.

MarthTheKing8 years ago

Joke"s on you! I have no friends! *internal sobbing*

GeneticBanana9 years ago

He already is.

meatloave9 months ago

I reach into my pocket and pull out a superpower ring and a cashcard in my name that cant be lost,stolen,hacked ect with 1 billion $ tax free on it. My best friend died a few years ago