Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 7 months ago

That's so dark and twisted and evil and dark and twisted and this is literally "press the button to die" so it's dumb no matter your religion anyway PLUS ULLLTTARAAAAA

GodOfLasagne 6 years ago

They say that as if it"s fact.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

It"s not a fact, if God is real then he would break every law in the universe which is impossible.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

I wasreading the comment's and I think everybody should stop being fucking a$$holes you can believe whatever you want I am just trying to defend people from dicks who don't care what others believe in. I don't care who believes in Christ or Buddha IT DOESN... [Show full comment]

DasJoosh 9 years ago

Thank the Christian God that you realized it, too.

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KIRA1 11 years ago

I'm an atheist and it seems a Christian wrote this so NO GOD DOESN'T EXIST

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

I am an arthiest too :D (I almost got killed for it)

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RootinTootinPutin 10 years ago

God does not exist. It"s a fact.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Fa11enPhoenix Please tell me the “evidence” of God existing isn’t just “some guy said it and everyone believed him”. If the argument is that, then you just used your opponent’s own reasoning against them, invalidating both of your arguments.

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KlumbdoltBlue 9 years ago

Die to know the Flying spaghetti monster is real? great!

gonner16 11 years ago

I'd rather shoot myself than becoming some religious idiot.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

Me too

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Kennedy Carey 13 years ago

I already know God exists. No matter what any of you other people say, I believe in Christ.

WhyDoIEven_ 5 years ago

@Table_Pepper at least there"s more evidence to The Big Bang Theory being correct than there is of god, no?

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MGGoku 9 years ago

I dont believe in god

Fedora-King 9 years ago

Welp, i"d be goin" to hell

JeremyBrett 10 years ago

Hell no! God doesn't exist so that"s just killing myself

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

According to arthiest there are 3,000,000,000 reasons why God isn't real

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Thomas666 10 years ago

why only if he DOES exist tho, what if he doesn't exist???

Tricky 10 years ago

According to the button, he would exist

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Without faith no one can please God because the one coming to God must believe he exists, and he rewards those who come seeking. Hebrews 11:6

ClareWhite 11 years ago

I already know god is a big bullshit. If I think he exists so I'm dumb

Nillaw 11 years ago

You will die instantly -.-

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Me: *pushes button* Also me: “So I guess God is real, th-“ Me: *dies on the spot*

Jario 11 years ago

lol god isn't real hahahahahahahaha

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

True

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont care if there is a god or not, and i like to live... So i wont press the button

endergirl1872 9 years ago

psshh im an atheist (please dont hurt me. i already have enough going on b/c of this ;-;)

Kai27 8 years ago

That you said that

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Loophole-alert 9 years ago

When I pressed I will not, 36666 (66%) did not. (666 666)

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

That point is purely tangential to the dilemma itself.

Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago

Already know that God exists!

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago

Interview: Do you believe in god? Yes Do you believe in unicorns? No Why? Because I never saw one

Migdin1 9 years ago

DONT YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS!!! OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG UN HAS CONFIRMED THAT NORTH KOREA HAS FOUND A UNICORN LAIR!!! ALL WHO ARE AGAINST OUR GLORIOUS LEADER MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!

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GhostGirl627 11 years ago

Uhhh we don't know that he's real even if he is his name might not be God it might be Jeff for fucks sake

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

Bro we do know his name is that, in English it is God, but other languages are different

tigerstar 11 years ago

In the bible it says somewhere that those who believe because they have witnessed me , aren't believers . Those WHo have not witnessed me . Are truer

mebruh 11 years ago

We all have our own opinions, I don't care personally

WBGrock 11 years ago

Faith is the point. Knowledge is cheating.

Thundia 11 years ago

Well then I don't have the point...

Hannah Clare 13 years ago

please stop shitting on people who are religious okay. i am saying this as a fellow non-religious person. thank you.

Guransh_playz_IKR 6 years ago

Yea @hannah clare

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Decreepe 11 years ago

So pretty much, you press the button and then you die, there is no point in it, you can't go tell people because right when you figure it out, you DIE! Completely useless and stupid question! Then in your new life you won't even know about God! You just a PRESS THE BUTTON and then DIE!

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

New life? What’s this bs about a new life?

Ryukoyuno 11 years ago

WAIT NVM READ THAT WRONG

asdguy00 12 years ago

Well, you get sent to hell for suicide. And it would be good to live as long as possible no matter how awesome afterlife is.

Brittany Nichols 13 years ago

I already know He's real and wouldn't have an issue dying and going to be with Him. We'll all be judged accordingly someday and when He's ready to take me I'll gladly go. <3

Migdin1 9 years ago

luvbugg32304, im not trying to say hes not real or not, the teacher could have shown him a microscope to see the air particles, and he could show him a real brain or a picture

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James Drury 13 years ago

why only if he DOES exist, what if he doesn't?

Tricky 10 years ago

He may or may not exist, but by pushing this button his existance would be real and undeniable

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Nizar Tajdin 13 years ago

Upside?

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

or that god isnt real.....

Claire Elizabeth Brooks 13 years ago

Well now that I've pressed the button I know all that information so the button doesn't really work...

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

So, you die?

Kai27 8 years ago

Yep

Max Roovers 13 years ago

atheist so I don't care

thepixle 9 years ago

i would go to heaven because i belive in God so... yay!!!!

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

God is fake. If he was real he would be dead the second he appeared

Flolelan 11 years ago

hm no real choice in the profit: i press the button so god exist or may not exist but who judges me and where too?: too the bad/good place in any religion? but wouldnt this aprove that god existed meaning the profit in this button says: "god exists no m... [Show full comment]

Masteredog360 10 years ago

...How many people agree with me?

The_potato_man 5 years ago

You can literally do this rn by jumping off Of a bridge

llabtoof 11 years ago

that would be awesome because i know i am going to heaven

vitek.yar 10 years ago

Why would anyone press the button right now. Isn't it better to live a longer life. Cause even if we were all judged you'd know the truth anyway just later.

Coral_Bleaching 6 years ago

If some god exists it doesn't matter if you know or not.

Leia 11 years ago

Already a christian :3

jadedbutton 12 years ago

God doesn't exist, so... Don't push the button, I guess.

DZ10B4K 7 years ago

Now listen here Not trying to insult anyone But atheists are taking bigger risk than us Great believes If you are right We will dissapear after death and nothing will happen If we are right You will burn in a furnace of filthy fire in Hell being tormen... [Show full comment]

Killer Monkey 11 years ago

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BerryCup 10 years ago

wHERE"S THE UPSIDE Aliens are the real God.

goodman 11 years ago

Technically you would be doing suicide

WTFAreThesePrompts 2 years ago

I should've died a long time ago.

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