Stranger offers me a magical pill that makes me high and then fucks me over. I say : Isn't that just drugs? Stranger: no child, it"s a magic pill ooooh, aaahhhh. Me: SEEMS LEGIT
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Nasos6 years ago
Did this guy seriously just explained to us the definition of drugs?
imavirginnn4 years ago
yeah, probably something i would see on urban dictionary
Too much money it costs... + You can't work when you high, right? So you should earn money in pain, and fast... If you even could move...
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Adji Pangestu12 years ago
obviously drugs
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George Williamson12 years ago
So basically heroin
regulus8 years ago
Nope, Heroin is injected
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Ben Marrero12 years ago
felldewwwwww
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Ilovethebunnos4last year
I have a bajillion dollars by now so, sure, why not
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Master Buttoner9 years ago
nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]
dankmemes1018 years ago
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60 dollars a day to feel happy i can live with that
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UntamedParti9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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