Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

minimegaman0906 months ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

minimegaman0906 months ago

i hope nothing bad happens

Drakor7 months ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

ShippingTrash8 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite8 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes9 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person113 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife4 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford12 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R7 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude8 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob6667 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff6 years ago

Smart

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STEPHENBOYETT7 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini12 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person113 years ago

THIS

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fishgiver9 years ago

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Derpss9 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup9 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr12 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot9 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan12 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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Xanderiah9 years ago

Laws of physics don't apply,so I'll nullify the dogs part.;)

Crazykiller84 years ago

Ik there is a loophole and stuff and I would def use it but dogs be dope so either way u win

Ronnoc5279 years ago

Dogs = Feamale DOgs = Bitches = Hot women #loopholes

Mai-chan8 years ago

Guys are dogs (at least the ones I"ve met). No change.

asdguy0011 years ago

Who wants sex if you are the most badass guy ever?comon ppl there are much more things outside fucking

Ryanmroxz7 years ago

I mean I'm attracted to dogs I guess now but I'm super attracted to girl hahahha I beat the system

Gingerlove9 years ago

I can't live without cats so no

SciFiBro8 years ago

It didn't say no one would be attracted to us!!

Joe Roelandts12 years ago

kinky and no one will question me

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

Then I'll make the girls come

EternalLuiz8 years ago

Dog Magnet man. Get those iron dogs here pal.

Linkuslast year

I see this as an absolute win!

DERPKING1019 years ago

wow best one yet! (not really)

MaKoloaM9 years ago

yay my own dog packs!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago

Yes! Dogs are all I need. I dont need no anime girls

Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 9 years ago

...no

Zaqinabox10 years ago

I switch the word for dogs and people. Now I am only attracted to dogs (previously known as people).

..Alainiak..9 years ago

But I like dogs

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same

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Dooriel9 years ago

I can already hear the FBI knocking on my door after pressing the button

Jako90568 years ago

I could måske the doga sexy women with my new powers. LOOPHOLE

Peradox11 years ago

Still. . . had sex.

Unknown229 years ago

rules dont apply :) that means this rule

Rawrx3nuzzle6 years ago

Furry life?

Dripper123458 years ago

I am atracted to nothing no and you could change that if you wanted to soooooooo

Otakucreepypastafan8 years ago

Undertale

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MexicanHobo4 months ago

BET

trenton0609 years ago

wait than if you were unstoppable couldn't you change that?

ThatGuyThatGamesALot9 years ago

So i get boned by dogs? WTF

Artemis Fowl9 years ago

"You are unstoppable and unquestionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others". So if you did press the button, no one would care anyway, but also like Marshall Cresant Luna said, "If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those do...[Show full comment]

Vespertine9 years ago

Just because you're attracted to something doesn't mean you have to have sex with it.

AssHar8 years ago

*inhales* boi

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

Only the upside changes. ._. Nah, JK. XD

Loophole man9 years ago

I am already attracted to dogs by gravity

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