Will You Press The Button?

BlazoBoom 9 years ago

Hey Trump. I know you are busy being a president right now, but I need you to murder everybody who would take over the role of president when you die, and then kill yourself and basically give the elections a redo. Also, write in your will that I get all of your fortune.

oomiharry 9 months ago

i wouldnt even want his money id feel disgusted

Mady Griffin 13 years ago

are you kidding? do you know how PISSED the doctor would be?

nukechicken 9 years ago

Doctor who?

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septiceye 11 years ago

it would be piont less becuas if you do the they are nolonger famis then you cant chose the then they are famis then you can chose them they are nolonger famis then you cant chose the then they are famis then you can chose them they are nolonger famis then... [Show full comment]

Yabi 3 years ago

*famous *famous *famous *famous *famous

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Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

NO! I need Hamilton (an American Musical)

Amana Hassain 13 years ago

Hey hitler

Dijon 10 years ago

NO!! Don't kill him, cause that would fuck up our timeline SO BADLY!

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i put them back after i don't need them. after this election season we need to consult with the fathers.........

PlayfulTriceratops 10 years ago

Knock knock. who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? OK now where's amy?

Emmy LovesPuppies 13 years ago

YAY TIME PARADOX!!!!!!!(because than they wouldn't be a famous historical figure)!!!!!!

Vonpoop 9 years ago

It was probably a typo

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Sara Zuccato 13 years ago

Jesus. No church, but hella miracles

Prince_John 9 years ago

DON'T USE HIS NAME IN VAIN DUDE FOR HIS NAME HIS HOLY WE SHOULD PRAISE HIS NAME WORSHIP HIS NAME AND READ HIS POWER

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Add Kim 13 years ago

Hitler , my neighbors need a new toaster,,,,,,

CoolerOffCamera 11 years ago

Heck, he'd get an oven the size of a building. And put you in it. Oh wait...

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Thor Curran 13 years ago

Summon Ghandi Require him to participate in starting up fight clubs

Samurai_bat 11 years ago

You are a horrible person

Pim van Leeuwen 13 years ago

Summon Hitler to participate in a bowling contest

BlazoBoom 9 years ago

Hitler wouldn't know what is going on though. You couldn't talk to him, unless you knew german, which I'm assuming you don't.

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Sebastian Downing 13 years ago

kim jong ill I require your assistance

ekfumeos 8 years ago

so iu can just get hitler out of histroy and kill him?

klunsgod 11 years ago

Hey God, how are yo- OH SHI

reinajacobs 10 years ago

get hitler up in this bitch and have him help you in a task that kills him. guess who saved millions of lives thats right bitch me

Gus 11 years ago

Davinciables did it

BadWolf34 10 years ago

It didnt say you couldnt put them back in their time somehow!

Samurai_bat 11 years ago

Wait you alter time so your dilemma may never have happened and you must instead solve a new one needing a new person ending in a continuous loop of changing history

Bigforehead 9 years ago

Of course, you "have the capability"

MutatedIce 4 years ago

I CAN JUST SUMMON HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND THEN KILL THEM BREAKING DOWN HISTORY TILL WE MAKE UTOPIA

AssassinHD 11 years ago

"Hitler! Hey help me test the strength of this FatMan" (fallout weapon thingy btw). He walks out in the shooting range. "Alright and..." KAPOW! Boom! No more holocaust, bitch!

DarkDragonWarrior 10 years ago

Dude, Fat Man was a real bomb... In WWII...codename for the atomic bomb that detonated over Nagasaki, Japan.

Ig88 10 years ago

Opjust hitler of a cliff

ZaneP 13 years ago

Just get useless people like the Roanoke colonists or soldiers

Hermergen 10 years ago

Well then they wouldn't be historical figures PARADOX

Darklingsvoice 10 years ago

But if I removed all record of them from history how would I know to call them. Paradox bitch

DeadpoolFan 11 years ago

Excuse me, but have never heard of a "Time Peroid" unless you you ment "Time PERIOD."

DeadpoolFan 11 years ago

Also, my answer is yes, because I could ask my dad to get his gun, summon Adolf Hitler, have my dad shoot him, and live happy knowing that I prevented something horrible. YAY!!

12tearoldboy 7 years ago

Summons Hitler at birth. Kills Hitler. Summons doctor Who with TARDIS

Nicholascagesthirdtesticle 11 years ago

@skaldi, have him give you advise on your new camp

DsdMiami 11 years ago

screw history

Prince_John 9 years ago

well at least i have free workers free assistants free cookers and much much more well i will choose one usain bolt who cares he has not made a diffrence someone will take his place

SirBaconBits 11 years ago

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VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

summon hitler, make him your butler, instant win win

BlazoBoom 9 years ago

He would only speak German tho ._.

Daria MichaÅ‚owska 13 years ago

Hey, Einstein, can you help me solve my homewo... Oh crap. Nope.

jshaw71 10 years ago

No way

Always_Right_Opinion_Haver 2 years ago

Joseph Stalin, help me stop this train.

JeffWilliam 10 years ago

Get them to your timeperiode when our history says they died anyway. It wouldnt change history and they would live at least Long enough to aid you. And untill they helped you, you might be able to give them correct medizin.

Lilliana3613 5 years ago

Why are so many people bringing back Hitler?

PowerPikachu 11 years ago

I love these Hitler jokes. "Hitler, we need you to walk through this carpet" *Hitler walks on carpet and explodes because hidden land mine*

killer_wolf101 11 years ago

Terminator i need you in my assistance

Mr-anderson 8 years ago

Hitler

puk413 11 years ago

Ever seen Doctor Who? Time can be rewritten. But if you take one wrong person you are fucked m8.

Bashkash 10 years ago

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