Will You Press The Button?

tails9999 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer7 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian9 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w...[Show full comment]

rinacerous9974 years ago

I think you"d die at ur normal death time like 70 or something

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Weary Wanderer9 years ago

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AsuraShun3 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Willard Miller12 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous9974 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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PsudeumPops8 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Futurefounda18 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

AnonymousDudeYEAR00019 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub9 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

Ramisoboh7 years ago

But your dead

M4thDJ8 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ...[Show full comment]

Wolfswift9 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Maggie Vanderwier12 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull2 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypielast year

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle12 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir12 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Tatiana L. Smith12 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

Rand Al'thor12 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

Ricksauce1212348 years ago

Before I die I'll just warn everyone of impending doom so they can b prepared

LauraLlama9 years ago

Well I'm dead so..

Neicu9 years ago

you can stop your deth

The_potato_man4 years ago

Well, its a free superpower that i have the choice not to use, even if i accept this offer

iamfaith10 years ago

dyeing is a problem so i could immortal so hahaha

Slome_jelle8 years ago

Me on Deathbed: I stop bad things from happening SYKE! *dies*

SinonMercer7 years ago

But without bad things happening, we won't progress as a species.

asdfgawc111 years ago

if im dead i dont really care

Icode18 years ago

yeah humanity is doomed =)

DeuxusHarib9 years ago

I don't give a single fuck for what happens after my death....

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

One for all, right? :)

Mechanical System9 years ago

Hold up. Do I look like a hero? Imagine the weight heros have on top of their shoulders! Soldiers giving their lives for us and I'm just online doing shit. Realistically, I would be no good hero. Probably die from anxiety.

GriffinSchutte7 years ago

holy fuguokhucken i just got showed this like 5 buttons ago

THAT_ONE_SAD_GUY3 years ago

Can don't have to

pillsnottasty9 years ago

I CAN STOP DYING!!!

billybobjr4728 years ago

Go doctor strange stile. Magical force field around the earth. Although, that thing might happen ON earth not in space.

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

elrick4310 years ago

not my problem, I'll be dead

RileyDaWizard9 years ago

Dying is bad -> stop dying -> live forever

yomamaanddada4 years ago

Cock

marko058 years ago

like i give a fuck about what is going to happen ill already be dead

greendayfan037 years ago

I can stop my death. Duh...

PaloozaChu11 years ago

If I die, there really is no point in caring anymore... XD

LE quack9 years ago

stop me from dying mlg pro

Undertale Master9 years ago

lol what is this

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail3 years ago

I would indeed love to cause chaos, sign me up!

ntropea061610 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

kitsunekid169 years ago

dumbass

dragonrider28929 years ago

the bad thing is my death!!!!!

beta10 years ago

bad things need to happen in order to see the good, it's just how it works

Baughg18 years ago

Just dont use it on very terrible stuff. Just use it to get back together with an ex or something like that and then someone will break up when you die see no big deal

AssHar7 years ago

Simply don't die. Jokes aside, if technology makes it that far in our lifetime, we could become cyborgs and not have to age anymore so everything is always good because we"re forever alive.

Prince Kaitlin Rose12 years ago

who cares if im dead xP? maybe it'll start the Zombie Apocalypse

thinkingbox9 years ago

Why is everyone saying this button is holy like wtf

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