Will You Press The Button?

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou9 years ago

YOU CONTROL THE UNIVERSE BUT THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS YOU

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid7 years ago

Kittenlover101, I love ur profile pic!

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Pika Girl9 years ago

I told you people, I don't want to rule the earth I want to be a Pokemon trainer!

xDarkDiamond999 years ago

,agreed I wish Pokémon was real

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Ishshxhsjajhs3 years ago

Omg this is hard ...

LolbitTheFunnyFox4 years ago

i, am the only winner here

Nicolas2004GE8 years ago

I control universe I give myself back the abylity to fuck lol

Darth Revan9 years ago

Fuck power

Sir. Snarlington10 years ago

One word........MASTURBATION

AresTheGodOfWar8 years ago

wow 69% of peeps want sex

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

Wow, the percent of people who wont give up sex equals the sex number, what a bloody couincidence

Chickystar1238 years ago

You have no penis or vigina that is why?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

I"d LOVE to oress this button

Rosemint9 years ago

ASEXUAL CACKLING

Red Fox9 years ago

Naw, I'll press that, then simply change the button's effect.

XxhawkeyexX7209 years ago

If you control the universe then why can't you control them to have sex with you?

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

the masters of the universe cant go without sex

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DazeryGearstick10 years ago

I don't want control of anything

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou9 years ago

but do you control it or does it control you

Otaku Alex12 years ago

The upside allows me to cancel out the downside since I can control EVERYTHING. This means that I can get myself everything I would need for sex, though love can't be forced that way.

clever3048 years ago

maurcuitos deserves more likes.

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Dickpunch &lt;39 years ago

Doctor Manhattan ;)

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago

Ima god now boi I can make it to where I can feel love

infernix10 years ago

That's a hard question

SemiIsback7 years ago

I want to control uranus XD

Toxicitor10 years ago

You are not infinitely powerful, a button cannot change itself.

The_Last_Nigel9 years ago

Just use your control to make a substitue for love

AGENTX7072 9 years ago

Porrrrrrrn for life fuck ruling give me porn

Magickat9 years ago

this is.. oddly disturbing.. ;-;

chronicallypessimisticlast year

But I'm aroace...what am I supposed to do know??

SamuelSherry8 years ago

never said anything about using your powers to remove the consequence

Caribou3 years ago

I feel like these become God questions assume you won't figure out a loophole even with omniscience and omnipotence. if nothing else, you will come up with some way to sublimate your sexual energy. Ask Sigmund Freud.

Billgates42010 years ago

Just get the ability to love.

FireKing26019 years ago

I watch porn bitches

Joboloco9 years ago

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oceanwaterpug275 years ago

If I control the universe I can delete the downside

Kiari10 years ago

Asexual/aromantic people: downside??

Techno_Guy559 years ago

that sort of power should not be down to one man/woman it should be a series of aliens with a court of universal establishment

JustinSpencer7 years ago

NO SEX?!

Magical9 years ago

*undertale mind comes in* Love? I dont want L.O.V.E (LV) But i want love. So its fine.

imakeonecomment9 years ago

i fucking dont want sex

ZachariahReeves8 years ago

Why control the universe if that is not posible

AntluntiumHarry9 years ago

I Want Luv In Ma Lyfe

BeggarOfPardons3 years ago

I see no downside

Zacattac9 years ago

make it so you don't crave it T_T

Der_Chrisi4 years ago

Guys why do i need sex or love when we have anime?

Crafter2610 years ago

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marcuitos9 years ago

if you control the universe you can control this button by deleting the downside and pressing it again

VanceHefner7 years ago

I"d just cut my balls off so id have no sexual stimulation.

Grumpynyan10 years ago

I plan on no sex until marriage and not getting married ever so I really don't see a downside

Uncookedham879 years ago

lose-lose

ImNotAFish8 years ago

I mean... I am infinitely powerful

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Let's face it. Regardless of your sexual orientation, that would suck. It curses you with libido, even if you have your sex-drive under control before pressing the button, thus you can neither have what you want nor want what you have. You are forbidden ha...[Show full comment]

AubreyA ;)&lt;39 years ago

i would prolly go mad if i ran the universe, to little of an outcome to give love up for.

TheMucleWizard12 months ago

No upside, if you control the entire universe it's only fun for about a week and then ur just deeply depressed for the rest of your (optional) infinite life

party114409 years ago

I want to be tepig from pokemon and create pokemon

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