You become a infinitely powerful being that controls the whole universe
but
You will never experience love (or sex) again even though you will always crave it
I will not


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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
YOU CONTROL THE UNIVERSE BUT THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS YOU

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid 9 years ago
Kittenlover101, I love ur profile pic!
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Pika Girl 11 years ago
I told you people, I don't want to rule the earth I want to be a Pokemon trainer!

xDarkDiamond99 10 years ago
,agreed I wish Pokémon was real
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Ishshxhsjajhs 4 years ago
Omg this is hard ...

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
i, am the only winner here

Nicolas2004GE 9 years ago
I control universe I give myself back the abylity to fuck lol

Darth Revan 11 years ago
Fuck power

Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago
One word........MASTURBATION

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
wow 69% of peeps want sex

Brady_the_hybrid 6 years ago
Wow, the percent of people who wont give up sex equals the sex number, what a bloody couincidence

Chickystar123 9 years ago
You have no penis or vigina that is why?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
I"d LOVE to oress this button

Rosemint 10 years ago
ASEXUAL CACKLING

Red Fox 11 years ago
Naw, I'll press that, then simply change the button's effect.

XxhawkeyexX720 11 years ago
If you control the universe then why can't you control them to have sex with you?

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10 years ago
the masters of the universe cant go without sex
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DazeryGearstick 11 years ago
I don't want control of anything

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago
but do you control it or does it control you

Otaku Alex 13 years ago
The upside allows me to cancel out the downside since I can control EVERYTHING. This means that I can get myself everything I would need for sex, though love can't be forced that way.

clever304 9 years ago
maurcuitos deserves more likes.
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shadepenguin 9 years ago
You could be a god that watches a pornhub :3

POSITIVE SOAP 11 years ago
Too Overpowered

verbal-from-devil-may-cry 4 years ago
reject horni, embrace motivation, embrace infinite power

Donderpants 11 years ago
I'd take that for the team. Poverty is going out the window if I had any power over it. Donald Trump will also go out a literal window. Preferably on a high story.

LORD_SHAXX 6 years ago
IN SOVIET RUSSIA PHYSIKS OBEY OUR RULES

BABeast1 11 years ago
porn bruh

Willanoyu 10 years ago
Make tiny people walk all over you1

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
so what?

Coolguy246 12 years ago
But I control the whole universe how could I not make someone have sex with me?

Th3RandomN3rd 10 years ago
The second part sounds like me anyway so...

BudderedMelody 11 years ago
I don't want to be single forever T^T

thegizmosandgadgets 10 years ago
another point for asexuals

realjacksepticeye 3 years ago
*INSERT HUB INTRO*

Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago
PORNNNNN!!!

Fummie 9 years ago
You controll the universe just give yourself the ability to do thise things

Axson 11 years ago
Just get the power to have sex

AlexWilmot 9 years ago
Never said anything about blowjobs ;)

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago
I ALREADY HAVE THAT FIRST PART

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10 years ago
the masters of the universe. wait. EVERYONE CAN CONTROL EVERYTHING!

~BioActive~ 11 years ago
heh 69 did not ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

AmazingMew 11 years ago
63 now bruh >:3

Chicken1337 10 years ago
YOU CONTROL THE F...UNIVERSE YOU CAN IGNORE THE DOWNSIDE

tapood 11 years ago
fapping.

ProphetofRegret 7 years ago
Jokes on You I have just pressed button about becoming a god

BloodyBladeY 10 years ago
*nerds pressing the button*

I'llDieSomeDay 11 years ago
The universe will perish if stupid fools like you rule over it.

TerribleHistory 9 years ago
Example: Infinite

John Woolley 13 years ago
The 'but' basically applies to me anyway.

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago
I would use my omnipotence to acquire the love and sex. This is riddled with fallacy :/

Itsmehomie 9 years ago
I am the universe and no one will ever love me I already live this

StalkerSty 11 years ago
fuck love i want power!!

Dickpunch <3 11 years ago
Doctor Manhattan ;)

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago
Ima god now boi I can make it to where I can feel love

infernix 11 years ago
That's a hard question

AGENTX7072 11 years ago
Porrrrrrrn for life fuck ruling give me porn

SemiIsback 8 years ago
I want to control uranus XD

Toxicitor 12 years ago
You are not infinitely powerful, a button cannot change itself.
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