Will You Press The Button?

stopreadingthis7 years ago

no downsides kids are annoying and i dun wanna be pregnant

Kreyks7 years ago

So I can have Tom Hiddleston and don't have to push a baby out of my vagina? I don't see why the hell I wouldn't push that button

NHLic9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm fucking gay you fucktard.

Matthew Tyson12 years ago

All of these have NO Downsides

420_360_697 years ago

condoms exist for a reason

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gabbo verde 9 years ago

I don't have to buy condoms :)

ShadowBrh9 years ago

So um...... There's a thing called "Adopting". I know, it's a big girl and boy word, but you'll learn soon enough. Wait a minute.... *Face lights up like it's Christmas* OH MY GOD! I'LL BE ABLE TO MARRY JEFF THE KILLER!!!! *Squeals* YAY! Who gives a crap i...[Show full comment]

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

(Edit to the comment to gooseboi, realised that he wasnt taliking bout me, so nevermind the commnet)

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Meggie Chapman12 years ago

*Nearby lesbian laughing*

probium4 years ago

*laughs in pansexual*

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Racheljj7 years ago

but how about Gays

AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can adopt

Trevorcu8 years ago

Adoption?

MIDAS9 years ago

DREAM COME TRUE

Cat22keke9 years ago

This is the perfect life

Ray_Pokemon9 years ago

don't want children. WIN

Mi nombre no importa 9 years ago

This isn't the person of my dreams

Tazzy Puppy9 years ago

Adoption

PinkWiard8 years ago

#Loophole

Sara Mize12 years ago

I could always adopt, which is something I've always considered anyways.

Silver Wolf 1089 years ago

Well, with children, there are two ways to define "Have" 1) To legally own, take care of, and nurse a child. 2) To give birth to a child, spouse giving birth, ect. It really wasn't clear on which have, but I think it was the second. But no one will really ...[Show full comment]

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Liam Hoe12 years ago

Sounds like the perfect life

Rhianna Ramshaw12 years ago

All I see is a win--win

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago

no downside have sex forever

Devon L. Collingwood-Lee12 years ago

"Up."

Madethisforoneoccasion7 years ago

So basically I can have unprotected sex without pulling out and she won't get pregnant... *punches button*

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

No downside

Adriana Wood12 years ago

aw yea didn't want children anyways

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx8 years ago

good

DjFibi9 years ago

This has not downsides, sound perfect

Goose_boi4 years ago

Awesome, then I don't have to wear a condom for birth control!

kai09 years ago

The person of my dreams is a guy so this is a win win for me

TrykP&aring;Knappen10 years ago

The downside is not a downside, i don't want to have children anyway. And that you can't have children doesn't mean thatyou can't have sex...

Shubzty8 years ago

Adopt

Nero777109 years ago

For the left side, I don't have to press the button... so yeah, not worth it.

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

Condoms!!

Sandy The Skeleton9 years ago

ADOPTION

M.R.S.10 years ago

Well, I can always adopt, so... I guess I can deal with this.

Shortblonde038 years ago

Adoption?

Jordan l9 years ago

Depends what she/he thinks about kids

RGPZ7 years ago

Doesn't Mean You Can Be Responsible For A Few It Doesn't Mean You HAVE Kids

prayforkqly9 years ago

So,free condoms and no wierd feeling of a condom!

Taimaster11 years ago

How is this a downside when adoption is a thing

KatMackenzie8 years ago

I don't want kids... Win-win scenario

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

I could adopt anyway

CheesyGuylast year

i love little children

Jay2a10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do...[Show full comment]

Thisguy418 years ago

This would be a good one if I was black

jackohans53 years ago

Adopt Children.

mollylgregory9 years ago

But wouldn't you just be able to ask someone else to have the child for you? Like use one of you eggs but someone just carries the baby for you.

Mr_Sprinkklzzzz10 years ago

good I don't want children

Eldeuqe7 years ago

Best part: unlimited sex because you can never really be pregnant due to the button. Besides- labor is EXTREMELY painful and then for 18+ years or so you have to bare the fact you have someone else to wash the dishes for! And thats no fun.

S1n2h39 years ago

No downside

Kristine Yang12 years ago

i see NOTHING wrong with this

fpkfepkf4 years ago

I don't want to marry and I DEFINITELY don't want to have children.

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