Will You Press The Button?

Kreyks8 years ago

So I can have Tom Hiddleston and don't have to push a baby out of my vagina? I don't see why the hell I wouldn't push that button

stopreadingthis7 years ago

no downsides kids are annoying and i dun wanna be pregnant

NHLic9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm fucking gay you fucktard.

Matthew Tyson12 years ago

All of these have NO Downsides

420_360_697 years ago

condoms exist for a reason

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gabbo verde 9 years ago

I don't have to buy condoms :)

ShadowBrh10 years ago

So um...... There's a thing called "Adopting". I know, it's a big girl and boy word, but you'll learn soon enough. Wait a minute.... *Face lights up like it's Christmas* OH MY GOD! I'LL BE ABLE TO MARRY JEFF THE KILLER!!!! *Squeals* YAY! Who gives a crap i...[Show full comment]

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

(Edit to the comment to gooseboi, realised that he wasnt taliking bout me, so nevermind the commnet)

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Meggie Chapman12 years ago

*Nearby lesbian laughing*

probium4 years ago

*laughs in pansexual*

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Racheljj7 years ago

but how about Gays

AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can adopt

Trevorcu8 years ago

Adoption?

MIDAS9 years ago

DREAM COME TRUE

Cat22keke9 years ago

This is the perfect life

Ray_Pokemon9 years ago

don't want children. WIN

Mi nombre no importa 10 years ago

This isn't the person of my dreams

Tazzy Puppy10 years ago

Adoption

PinkWiard9 years ago

#Loophole

Sara Mize12 years ago

I could always adopt, which is something I've always considered anyways.

Silver Wolf 1089 years ago

Well, with children, there are two ways to define "Have" 1) To legally own, take care of, and nurse a child. 2) To give birth to a child, spouse giving birth, ect. It really wasn't clear on which have, but I think it was the second. But no one will really ...[Show full comment]

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Liam Hoe12 years ago

Sounds like the perfect life

Rhianna Ramshaw12 years ago

All I see is a win--win

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago

no downside have sex forever

Devon L. Collingwood-Lee12 years ago

"Up."

Noelle-Deer6 years ago

You can always adopt

Cactus Jack's9 years ago

Arizona said no sex no relationship

biguy12310 years ago

im bi anyway ..

Xunmato8 years ago

But I want to have kids... *notices a couple with crying kids* Nvm mind, that"s a BIG headache to get rid of.

Icepixi9 years ago

adoption?

AgentButter10 months ago

The person of my dreams is a robot

UAgopnik9 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't want kids :D

Damin-The-Iron-Wolf8 years ago

I never wanted kids anyway.

Swafer10 years ago

i fuked up meh last message

JogVodka3 years ago

Easy

TailsTheGaymer9 years ago

I'm gay so that's just real life

slacker10 years ago

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