Will You Press The Button?

Kreyks8 years ago

So I can have Tom Hiddleston and don't have to push a baby out of my vagina? I don't see why the hell I wouldn't push that button

stopreadingthis7 years ago

no downsides kids are annoying and i dun wanna be pregnant

NHLic9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm fucking gay you fucktard.

Matthew Tyson12 years ago

All of these have NO Downsides

420_360_697 years ago

condoms exist for a reason

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gabbo verde 9 years ago

I don't have to buy condoms :)

ShadowBrh10 years ago

So um...... There's a thing called "Adopting". I know, it's a big girl and boy word, but you'll learn soon enough. Wait a minute.... *Face lights up like it's Christmas* OH MY GOD! I'LL BE ABLE TO MARRY JEFF THE KILLER!!!! *Squeals* YAY! Who gives a crap i...[Show full comment]

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

(Edit to the comment to gooseboi, realised that he wasnt taliking bout me, so nevermind the commnet)

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Meggie Chapman12 years ago

*Nearby lesbian laughing*

probium4 years ago

*laughs in pansexual*

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Racheljj7 years ago

but how about Gays

AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can adopt

Trevorcu8 years ago

Adoption?

MIDAS9 years ago

DREAM COME TRUE

Cat22keke9 years ago

This is the perfect life

Ray_Pokemon9 years ago

don't want children. WIN

Mi nombre no importa 10 years ago

This isn't the person of my dreams

Tazzy Puppy10 years ago

Adoption

PinkWiard9 years ago

#Loophole

Sara Mize12 years ago

I could always adopt, which is something I've always considered anyways.

Silver Wolf 1089 years ago

Well, with children, there are two ways to define "Have" 1) To legally own, take care of, and nurse a child. 2) To give birth to a child, spouse giving birth, ect. It really wasn't clear on which have, but I think it was the second. But no one will really ...[Show full comment]

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Liam Hoe12 years ago

Sounds like the perfect life

Rhianna Ramshaw12 years ago

All I see is a win--win

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago

no downside have sex forever

Devon L. Collingwood-Lee12 years ago

"Up."

QueenOfSwords8 years ago

This is depressing. I like children.

PurplePanda30110 years ago

*My lesbian laughter in the distance*

GumdropG5 years ago

I hate children! This is amazing!

j-pop1009 years ago

Just adopt

MrCharizard00010 years ago

I could never have children but my wife could

EvergreenSpectre943last year

no desire to have children anyway, so there is no downside :) (also i'm gay so can't anyway - jokes on you button)

JayJayPlays9 years ago

Win Win!

JohnCena6148210 years ago

Children wouldn't be mandatory

Backflipbabe7 years ago

Just adopt chikdren

Backflipbabe7 years ago

*children

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want either of those.

JohnPariah11 years ago

I can adopt, or just live without children

KiwiCatOfficial8 years ago

A group of gays is called a giggle *giggle giggle*

JonesJimBobski9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]