You will dream about sex every night
but
You will wake up before it actually happens
I will not


Jmoney9 years ago
Then how do you dream about sex if it don't happen (like dude)

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
the events leading up to it?

Rainbowdea8 years ago
Diagnostic: Puberty

Samantha0fun5 years ago
I agree
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TheGreatPapyrusnyeh9 years ago
... I call that nightmares

Olivusiu8 years ago
Me too

shinchaf15 years ago
wtf? how do i block these sex dilemmas?

Motorhorn7 years ago
I'm Asexual. No win

Codie Barnes12 years ago
this already happens to me damnit the button cheated

Theonegirlwhoreadseverybookevercreated7 years ago
You can’t feel sensation or touch in a dream
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MC_chan8 years ago
3 sex questions in a row, what have we Come to?👏👏

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
According to some guy on this site from about 5 years ago, the motto of this site is “Doesn’t matter, had sex”.

Violinistic7 years ago
Lol 69% said no

Ashley_Lee127 years ago
Who wants to dream about sex? And when it starts u wake up....... So sad 😭😭😭😭. I'll rather have sex all night bruh instead of this 🐂 💩. (Anyone???)

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
The frick do you mean by “cattle chocolate pudding”?

Timjfarmer7 years ago
I don't want to dream about sex I am not a 30 year old man

GerardGay12348 years ago
I'm ace, so either way I don't care

FirefoxYT8 years ago
At least we get to see girls removing clothes...

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
go suck a *%&* you idiot
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NoobGamer8 years ago
SOOOOO GROSS

Mario8yoshi8 years ago
I'm a kid :3

Lonely4ever7 years ago
Same *Pressed the button 100 times*
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Junyux8 years ago
Your dick it's gonna leave you by pressing this button

Korrok9 years ago
For the third time, how is that any different that now?

Hikari Jansen12 years ago
Wait, where's the positive one?

Zooberg8 years ago
Wheres the negative?
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Ryan Turner12 years ago
No upside.

Timelypat8 years ago
CAC14 With who?
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Tristan Ramsey12 years ago
So I dream nothing good

DangerFuzionx9 years ago
This already happens to me

Indielast year
"oh boy time to get in bed!" wakes up ".... wait wha-"

Textforever7 years ago
No downside!!! HELL YA!!!

MrBananaMan4 years ago
then whats the point

Olivusiu8 years ago
I font wanna dreams absurd sex

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
Bud Bundy anyone?

PokeParty4459 years ago
Where is the positive side to this?!?!

SassyBella9 years ago
I know Right?

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
uh i did press the button for sleep forever so woooooooooooo

Toy94Chica9 years ago
i don't get it

TitouanPontet7 years ago
Or you know you can masturbate

TheSteve187659 years ago
The upside is, no ###. AND I WOULD PLAY MINECRAFT ANYWAY

Thundia 9 years ago
Singed, Cringe filled 12 year old who can't handle the word "Sex"

ArkRedpanda9 years ago
Well...usually by that point in the dream I've realized that I'm dreaming and take control of it.

SCG-11712 years ago
there ain't no upside WHY PRESS THIS BUTTON WHEN YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF HAVING A LUCID DREAM WHEN YOU"RE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE SAYS YES?!

Viper1069 years ago
How do I dream about it if I wake up before I dream about it?!?!

yamamotohariz9 years ago
Probabyly activity before sex I suppose...massaging, etc
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DylanFarstveet5 years ago
This is already me

MetaGiga9 years ago
Those copy and pastes are BS... You know that, right? Or are you some 12 year old wanting to make out with Markiplier? He's awesome, but I don't think he'll go for being a pedophile

Kaitykat7 years ago
Omg do I have to answer this?

Whatpants9 years ago
Dream where nothing happens, therefore infinite sleep

Annawesome7 years ago
upside is?

whenpigsfly959 years ago
thats not dreaming about sex then...

Xx_Slenderman_xXlast year
NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES

Leafshade10 years ago
I can lucid dream and completely control dreams. Stupid button.

The_Real_MichaelGoodliffe9 years ago
well downside shoulda been: you will wake up before it happens, and when you do have sex you fall asleep.

God-Of-Loopholes4 years ago
Foreplay is my favorite.

M_money067 years ago
I already do dream about sex every night no upside

Jaeger9 years ago
no upside to this

Awesomedude1099 years ago
I don't dream :L

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starlightoc2 years ago
aromantic B)

Dylan Mark Griswold12 years ago
This already happens to me Pretty pointless

Lucky 8 Ball9 years ago
that doesn't really make sense but who gives a shit
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