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24960 (27%) people have pressed this button, while 67715 (73%) did not.
You will dream about sex every night
but
You will wake up before it actually happens
Next

Jmoney 10 years ago
Then how do you dream about sex if it don't happen (like dude)

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
the events leading up to it?

Rainbowdea 10 years ago
Diagnostic: Puberty

Samantha0fun 7 years ago
I agree
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TheGreatPapyrusnyeh 10 years ago
... I call that nightmares

Olivusiu 10 years ago
Me too

Codie Barnes 13 years ago
this already happens to me damnit the button cheated

Theonegirlwhoreadseverybookevercreated 8 years ago
You can’t feel sensation or touch in a dream
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Motorhorn 8 years ago
I'm Asexual. No win

shinchaf1 6 years ago
wtf? how do i block these sex dilemmas?

MC_chan 10 years ago
3 sex questions in a row, what have we Come to?👏👏

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
According to some guy on this site from about 5 years ago, the motto of this site is “Doesn’t matter, had sex”.

Violinistic 8 years ago
Lol 69% said no

Ashley_Lee12 9 years ago
Who wants to dream about sex? And when it starts u wake up....... So sad 😭😭😭😭. I'll rather have sex all night bruh instead of this 🐂 💩. (Anyone???)

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
The frick do you mean by “cattle chocolate pudding”?

Timjfarmer 9 years ago
I don't want to dream about sex I am not a 30 year old man

GerardGay1234 9 years ago
I'm ace, so either way I don't care

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
At least we get to see girls removing clothes...

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago
go suck a *%&* you idiot
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NoobGamer 9 years ago
SOOOOO GROSS

Mario8yoshi 10 years ago
I'm a kid :3

Lonely4ever 8 years ago
Same *Pressed the button 100 times*
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Junyux 10 years ago
Your dick it's gonna leave you by pressing this button

Hikari Jansen 13 years ago
Wait, where's the positive one?

Zooberg 10 years ago
Wheres the negative?
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Korrok 11 years ago
For the third time, how is that any different that now?

Ryan Turner 13 years ago
No upside.

Timelypat 9 years ago
CAC14 With who?
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Tristan Ramsey 13 years ago
So I dream nothing good

Textforever 9 years ago
No downside!!! HELL YA!!!

DangerFuzionx 11 years ago
This already happens to me

Indie 3 years ago
"oh boy time to get in bed!" wakes up ".... wait wha-"

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
Bud Bundy anyone?

MrBananaMan 6 years ago
then whats the point

Olivusiu 10 years ago
I font wanna dreams absurd sex

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago
uh i did press the button for sleep forever so woooooooooooo

PokeParty445 11 years ago
Where is the positive side to this?!?!

SassyBella 11 years ago
I know Right?

TheSteve18765 11 years ago
The upside is, no ###. AND I WOULD PLAY MINECRAFT ANYWAY

Thundia 10 years ago
Singed, Cringe filled 12 year old who can't handle the word "Sex"

EternityVt 7 months ago
I prefer foreplay anyway.

Toy94Chica 11 years ago
i don't get it

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
Or you know you can masturbate

SCG-1171 4 years ago
there ain't no upside WHY PRESS THIS BUTTON WHEN YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF HAVING A LUCID DREAM WHEN YOU"RE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE SAYS YES?!

ArkRedpanda 11 years ago
Well...usually by that point in the dream I've realized that I'm dreaming and take control of it.

Viper106 11 years ago
How do I dream about it if I wake up before I dream about it?!?!

yamamotohariz 11 years ago
Probabyly activity before sex I suppose...massaging, etc
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DylanFarstveet 7 years ago
This is already me

MetaGiga 11 years ago
Those copy and pastes are BS... You know that, right? Or are you some 12 year old wanting to make out with Markiplier? He's awesome, but I don't think he'll go for being a pedophile

Kaitykat 8 years ago
Omg do I have to answer this?

Whatpants 10 years ago
Dream where nothing happens, therefore infinite sleep

Leafshade 12 years ago
I can lucid dream and completely control dreams. Stupid button.

Annawesome 9 years ago
upside is?

whenpigsfly95 11 years ago
thats not dreaming about sex then...

Xx_Slenderman_xX 3 years ago
NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES NOTHING CHANGES

The_Real_MichaelGoodliffe 11 years ago
well downside shoulda been: you will wake up before it happens, and when you do have sex you fall asleep.

God-Of-Loopholes 5 years ago
Foreplay is my favorite.

Awesomedude109 11 years ago
I don't dream :L

M_money06 8 years ago
I already do dream about sex every night no upside

Jaeger 10 years ago
no upside to this

Irnsaz 5 months ago
That's a pure curse.

qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm 11 years ago
THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn... [Show full comment]

Lucky 8 Ball 11 years ago
that doesn't really make sense but who gives a shit
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