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You can marry the man/woman of your dreams and have a perfect life

but

You have to wear a fedora 24/7 no matter what

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LpL 10 years ago

u get a PERFECT LIFE. so even if u hate fedoras u will love it as soon as that button is pressed

Pip6625 11 years ago

Downside?

RGPZ 8 years ago

Yes I don't want to get married.

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago

AGENT P!!!

AnimeFan2012 4 years ago

Perry,Perry the platypus

Solarcleric 11 years ago

The Fourth Doctor wore a fedora. Nothing wrong with fedoras.

evejwkwjeb 9 years ago

You know whas better than ferdoras? Boat ties, boat ties are cool

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Datuuuuu 7 years ago

Fedoras are cool bitch

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

If my life was perfect no one would care.

Desmond Foy 13 years ago

FEDORAS ARE THE BEST!

Juan-Refrigerat0r 4 years ago

Same

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TheOddGreekGeek- 8 years ago

Oh! Do i get the old timey black and white detective filter too?

FallOutGirl2001 8 years ago

that"d be fedorable <3

Greatcat 9 years ago

What if my fedora gets destroyed, say in the shower?

Mcjew 5 years ago

Then you die

axil 10 years ago

who doesn't like fedoras??

TheoneGD 9 years ago

You could wear a tiny fedora on your toe

KBoyx1 10 years ago

Forget just a fedora, I'm wearing a trench coat too!

Winter64 10 years ago

i love fedoras so fuck yea

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Error 404: Downside Not Detected

Ian Grow 13 years ago

I chose this for the fedora

StarxDDDDDDDDDD 10 years ago

47 years ago

Star_killer 11 years ago

The fedora is the upside.

IanIANian 12 years ago

I think a fedora looks snazy, win win

Jordan Behm 13 years ago

...fedora... Fedora FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jackson Pearson 13 years ago

33% of people are idiots

Anthony Shawn Bethard 13 years ago

Here I come, Tom Hiddleston.

Lochness 7 years ago

I was looking for this comment lmao

DogePressesTheButton 2 years ago

Let's become micheal jackson

Fuckyoucuntlelrawr 10 years ago

m lady :)

Ghost13Pro 11 years ago

i am goana have more SWeG than before

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

So called alpha male asshole much?

JafarDaJellyBean 11 years ago

WIN WIN! VALUE! VALUE! VALUE!

Motoor 9 years ago

What is a fedora

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

Peradox 12 years ago

Fine. But I'll wear one of those fedora's which doesn't really fit on your head.

Noot_noot 8 years ago

I see no losses here. This is a win win.

WutIsLife 10 years ago

I could live with that.

XavierAsad 11 years ago

Error 404: downside not found

bahito 9 years ago

What"s wrong with fedoras? They just make you look cooler.

matthewp9 11 years ago

Where's the downside

Matthew Iezzi 13 years ago

The only bad part about this is if to have a perfect life you would have to take the fedora off and then a time paradox would occur

TangoTo 4 years ago

honestly this is a win win

DontPressButton 10 years ago

I"d be fine with that

MTM3157 11 years ago

Invisible fedora, or I can be a poker fanatic. LOL POKER

Slothers 9 years ago

I see no downside

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

I love fedoras

Christian Magnaghi 13 years ago

yeah.

Chi_Reiuji 5 years ago

@zun

rdog0308 10 years ago

I dunno what a fedora is

redbutonboss99 11 years ago

No downside , fedoras have stil so yeah il be a gangst a and have a perfect t women

alolguy 8 years ago

Fedoras look spiffy (nice)

painslut 10 years ago

The hat that everybody is hating on is actually called a trilby. Fedoras have a wider brim and a way more cool. Know your hats folks!

Greetedfox 7 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

DRI 10 years ago

What if I dont want to marry?

RhysIsGreat 11 years ago

shave ur head and grow a goatee. while ur at it change ur name to heisenburg and cook some meth

EineKartoffel 9 years ago

Perfect life. The downside doesn't really matter in comparission.

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