Will You Press The Button?

You can marry the man/woman of your dreams and have a perfect life

but

You have to wear a fedora 24/7 no matter what

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LpL8 years ago

u get a PERFECT LIFE. so even if u hate fedoras u will love it as soon as that button is pressed

Pip66259 years ago

Downside?

RGPZ7 years ago

Yes I don't want to get married.

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago

AGENT P!!!

AnimeFan20122 years ago

Perry,Perry the platypus

Solarcleric9 years ago

The Fourth Doctor wore a fedora. Nothing wrong with fedoras.

evejwkwjeb7 years ago

You know whas better than ferdoras? Boat ties, boat ties are cool

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Datuuuuu5 years ago

Fedoras are cool bitch

AmyWilliams9 years ago

If my life was perfect no one would care.

TheOddGreekGeek-6 years ago

Oh! Do i get the old timey black and white detective filter too?

FallOutGirl20017 years ago

that"d be fedorable <3

Desmond Foy12 years ago

FEDORAS ARE THE BEST!

Juan-Refrigerat0r3 years ago

Same

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Greatcat7 years ago

What if my fedora gets destroyed, say in the shower?

Mcjew4 years ago

Then you die

axil8 years ago

who doesn't like fedoras??

TheoneGD8 years ago

You could wear a tiny fedora on your toe

KBoyx18 years ago

Forget just a fedora, I'm wearing a trench coat too!

Winter648 years ago

i love fedoras so fuck yea

Lostfeather2378 years ago

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Star_killer9 years ago

The fedora is the upside.

Ian Grow12 years ago

I chose this for the fedora

StarxDDDDDDDDDD9 years ago

47 years ago

IanIANian10 years ago

I think a fedora looks snazy, win win

Jordan Behm12 years ago

...fedora... Fedora FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jackson Pearson12 years ago

33% of people are idiots

Anthony Shawn Bethard12 years ago

Here I come, Tom Hiddleston.

Lochness6 years ago

I was looking for this comment lmao

MeyerJo7 years ago

I LOVE FEDORAS

Tyroq9 years ago

I like fedoras as much as the next guy, but in the shower and in bed?? 24/7 is a lot people. No escape!

madmanwithatowel10 years ago

See, there's a difference between a "nice guys" fedora (trilbee) and an Indiana Jones/Fourth Doctor/Frank Sinatra fedora. I'll take those.

NoelleBrant8 years ago

what is the down side to this, fedoras are awesome, like I wish I had more, oh and for every fedora I wear just get something cute. You can't really a fedora 24/7 it would be kind of hard.

Asharai9 years ago

No one said what kind it had to be. Get a microscopic tattoo of a fedora. Boom. No downside.

Jamie Lynn Frazee12 years ago

oh dear god no

IDontHaveAUsername3 years ago

i just want a perfect life and a fedora

venturiantboby9 years ago

Fedoras are gangsta

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

I have a fedora XD.

ChitaRita9 years ago

fedoras are badass

Shawna Tatsu12 years ago

Benedict Cumberbatch, here I come!

10watch4 years ago

NETHERITE FEDORA WHEN I PLAY MC BOIIIII

Peridots boobs9 years ago

Even when i take a shower?

SuperPvPingcocoa10 years ago

"live a perfict life" so if wearing fedora isn't perfect for you well LOOPHOLE!

Badassgirlnerd7 years ago

I love Fedoras and I can marry a book character. Awesome!!!!

the windowsnerd9 years ago

mlg fedora m8

DeFluttershy11 years ago

Win win to me.

socially_awkward_turtle7 years ago

Patrick Stump *cough cough*

sonicj019 years ago

where is the upside i think they look quite cool i can be perry the platypus

xDeathWishx9810 years ago

Win win

ToviahMacAdam7 years ago

Wait, does this mean I would have to wear a fadora when sleeping?

Death Angel9 years ago

Where's the downside?

Neve Debenham12 years ago

I have no idea what a fedora is but I'm pressing it...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE9 months ago

I like fedoras, so who cares! I even have one irl btw

Greeninja58 years ago

Add a trench coat to the mix and I'll be awesome

Napstablooky9 years ago

I love fedoras! I mean if i really had to i'd just put something on top of it? XD

BrendanCross8 years ago

Um, I intend to go into the air force, I'm in air cadets right now, both require a certain headdress other than a fedora, so no thanks

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Fujuhiko, thanks to you I find fedoras awesome.

Macy Demichelis12 years ago

:) Fedorable

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