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You can marry the man/woman of your dreams and have a perfect life

but

You have to wear a fedora 24/7 no matter what

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LpL8 years ago

u get a PERFECT LIFE. so even if u hate fedoras u will love it as soon as that button is pressed

Pip66259 years ago

Downside?

RGPZ7 years ago

Yes I don't want to get married.

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago

AGENT P!!!

AnimeFan20122 years ago

Perry,Perry the platypus

Solarcleric9 years ago

The Fourth Doctor wore a fedora. Nothing wrong with fedoras.

evejwkwjeb7 years ago

You know whas better than ferdoras? Boat ties, boat ties are cool

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Datuuuuu5 years ago

Fedoras are cool bitch

AmyWilliams9 years ago

If my life was perfect no one would care.

TheOddGreekGeek-6 years ago

Oh! Do i get the old timey black and white detective filter too?

FallOutGirl20017 years ago

that"d be fedorable <3

Desmond Foy12 years ago

FEDORAS ARE THE BEST!

Juan-Refrigerat0r3 years ago

Same

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Greatcat7 years ago

What if my fedora gets destroyed, say in the shower?

Mcjew4 years ago

Then you die

axil8 years ago

who doesn't like fedoras??

TheoneGD8 years ago

You could wear a tiny fedora on your toe

KBoyx18 years ago

Forget just a fedora, I'm wearing a trench coat too!

Winter648 years ago

i love fedoras so fuck yea

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Error 404: Downside Not Detected

Star_killer9 years ago

The fedora is the upside.

Ian Grow12 years ago

I chose this for the fedora

StarxDDDDDDDDDD9 years ago

47 years ago

IanIANian10 years ago

I think a fedora looks snazy, win win

Jordan Behm12 years ago

...fedora... Fedora FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jackson Pearson12 years ago

33% of people are idiots

Anthony Shawn Bethard12 years ago

Here I come, Tom Hiddleston.

Lochness6 years ago

I was looking for this comment lmao

Ghost13Pro9 years ago

i am goana have more SWeG than before

ThePaulDude9 years ago

So called alpha male asshole much?

JafarDaJellyBean10 years ago

WIN WIN! VALUE! VALUE! VALUE!

Motoor7 years ago

What is a fedora

Grayxiph3r9 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

Peradox11 years ago

Fine. But I'll wear one of those fedora's which doesn't really fit on your head.

DogePressesTheButton7 months ago

Let's become micheal jackson

Fuckyoucuntlelrawr8 years ago

m lady :)

WutIsLife9 years ago

I could live with that.

XavierAsad10 years ago

Error 404: downside not found

bahito8 years ago

What"s wrong with fedoras? They just make you look cooler.

matthewp99 years ago

Where's the downside

Matthew Iezzi12 years ago

The only bad part about this is if to have a perfect life you would have to take the fedora off and then a time paradox would occur

TangoTo3 years ago

honestly this is a win win

DontPressButton8 years ago

I"d be fine with that

MTM3157 9 years ago

Invisible fedora, or I can be a poker fanatic. LOL POKER

Noot_noot7 years ago

I see no losses here. This is a win win.

Slothers8 years ago

I see no downside

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx9 years ago

I love fedoras

Christian Magnaghi12 years ago

yeah.

Chi_Reiuji3 years ago

@zun

rdog03089 years ago

I dunno what a fedora is

redbutonboss999 years ago

No downside , fedoras have stil so yeah il be a gangst a and have a perfect t women

alolguy7 years ago

Fedoras look spiffy (nice)

painslut9 years ago

The hat that everybody is hating on is actually called a trilby. Fedoras have a wider brim and a way more cool. Know your hats folks!

Greetedfox5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

DRI9 years ago

What if I dont want to marry?

RhysIsGreat10 years ago

shave ur head and grow a goatee. while ur at it change ur name to heisenburg and cook some meth

EineKartoffel7 years ago

Perfect life. The downside doesn't really matter in comparission.

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