$1,000,000 cash money
but
No children for you ever. No adoption either.
I will not


TheButtonPresser692 months ago
What is the downside to this?

ABoyHasNoUsername9 years ago
Downside, where art thou downside?

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago
The where art thou part actually means why are you. You"re saying why are you downside

KeyboardKatGaming9 years ago
If I ever want kids can always bribe the button master

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago
LOL

Zer0billion8 years ago
Doesn't say you can't kidnap a child, murder the parents and raise it as your own

BreadAndEggs3 months ago
nuh uh, it says no adoption
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Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago
I'm sorry there is no downside for me

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago
same
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Satious8 years ago
This is the greatest deal of my life having kids will just make me spend all my money on them!So DEAL,

boscostick7 years ago
hello my many pets

ZacharyDonat8 years ago
Body slams button

ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago
DO PUPPIES COUNT AS CHILDREN

lexihyral8 years ago
well I can't have children... but my husband can :D

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Is your husband a seahorse?

LunaSilver8 years ago
Where"s the downside?

fez2579 years ago
I get $1,000,000 and no annoying kids screaming in my ears. No downsides.

Skelletron979 years ago
I can live with out kids

NomilyCaisse7 years ago
Who needs children? *adopts all of the cats and dogs*

Lillimae7 years ago
Can I adopt puppies still?

Yeetaleet3 years ago
Does it say dogs? No.

Sakkano8 years ago
*smashes the button multiple times*

JamesP948 years ago
Double win

Gerpar8 years ago
Any downsides here?

magnistiganson8 years ago
Win Win

FlamingWaffle968 years ago
just steal one not adoption technically

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago
I'm never having kids, it"s stressful, so it"s a win-win. But I could visit my baby-sister and nieces and nephews!

Rhenarra8 years ago
Who the fuck didn't push it

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I get that some people want kids, and I totally respect that. However, MohamedOuali, some people don't want that, and if they don't want kids, why should they have them? Some people just aren't meant for that or would rather pursue a particular career that...[Show full comment]
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CHARAx78 years ago
THIS IS THE BEST BUTTON ANY BODY COULD EVER MADE!!?!??! ALL HAIL THE CREATOR FOR HIS WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fuck yeah no childs and a lot of free money)

bobzuli8 years ago
i mean... why not lol

XxVividxX8 years ago
No downside.

Spoopy-Scary-Skeleton8 years ago
What if I just take a child who happens to be lost and take them in but not fully adopt them? Or run an orphanage?

jrabell4 years ago
yea, like batman, they arent his, well dick and damien are, but tim has parents, and jason is an orphan who batman let live in the batcave

Certesis9 years ago
Find an abandoned orphan then raise it. Its not adopting

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
No downside here. I have cats.

dankmemes1018 years ago
but u adopt cats tho. it says no adoption
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SoMbAr9 years ago
Fuck the children :D

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
I'm a child >:-(
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this_guy_here9 years ago
foster kids

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
I know this would be a win win for many people as they don't want kids, but since I'm a man, I'm happy with kids as long as I don't have to birth them xD I personally want to carry on my family and not put it to a stop.

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Thank you for saying this in a nice, respectful way that didn't put down people who don't want children.

Scribbled449 years ago
I'm already infertile

Liliana Capucho12 years ago
YES!!!!! I don't want kids anyway

Spike Man12 years ago
i don't want kids anyway,so it would be a win-win

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz12 years ago
What's the downside?

Donald Thompson12 years ago
I'll consider this the blackmail fee for not passing on my abominable rubbish-bin genes.

Fedxftw8 years ago
True

Jp Sbr12 years ago
i don't want children so 1 000 000 000 dollar come to me

Fangirl Infinity12 years ago
Where's the downside?

GabeTheGreat7 years ago
No hard work 😎

Brayden Driedger12 years ago
where is the downside?

Illogicalodin8 years ago
So I would be bored with no purpose in the world all my life no thank you

Nechide9 years ago
Fuck the cash I want somebody to flourish from my family

SonOfABeast3 years ago
I wouldn't adopt the kids my wife and/or girl friend would

JunebugPokemon9 years ago
Is that really a downside? I mean, you could... you know...

why do you care10 years ago
Downside?

Crapness9 years ago
No kids no stress

Reeeeeeeeeeeee4 years ago
Steal

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Fine, more money for me!

billynair10 years ago
w00h00!! Plenty of nieces and nephews to spoil, plus never have to worry about your chick getting pregnant!!?!

phoenixzraa7 years ago
S M A S H E D T H E B U T T O N
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