$1,000,000 cash money
but
No children for you ever. No adoption either.
I will not

TheButtonPresser69 2 years ago
What is the downside to this?

ABoyHasNoUsername 10 years ago
Downside, where art thou downside?

Shnerpdeshlerp 8 years ago
The where art thou part actually means why are you. You"re saying why are you downside

KeyboardKatGaming 10 years ago
If I ever want kids can always bribe the button master

Pastel-Cringe13 9 years ago
LOL

Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago
I'm sorry there is no downside for me

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago
same
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Zer0billion 9 years ago
Doesn't say you can't kidnap a child, murder the parents and raise it as your own

IWannaBeTheGuy last year
@BreadAndEggs technically you don't legally own the child, so it's not legally adoption
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Satious 10 years ago
This is the greatest deal of my life having kids will just make me spend all my money on them!So DEAL,

boscostick 9 years ago
hello my many pets

ZacharyDonat 9 years ago
Body slams button

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago
DO PUPPIES COUNT AS CHILDREN

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago
DO FISH COUNT AS CHILDREN

lexihyral 9 years ago
well I can't have children... but my husband can :D

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Is your husband a seahorse?

LunaSilver 10 years ago
Where"s the downside?

fez257 11 years ago
I get $1,000,000 and no annoying kids screaming in my ears. No downsides.

Skelletron97 11 years ago
I can live with out kids

NomilyCaisse 9 years ago
Who needs children? *adopts all of the cats and dogs*

Lillimae 9 years ago
Can I adopt puppies still?

Yeetaleet 4 years ago
Does it say dogs? No.

Sakkano 9 years ago
*smashes the button multiple times*

JamesP94 9 years ago
Double win

Gerpar 9 years ago
Any downsides here?

magnistiganson 9 years ago
Win Win

FlamingWaffle96 9 years ago
just steal one not adoption technically

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD 10 years ago
I'm never having kids, it"s stressful, so it"s a win-win. But I could visit my baby-sister and nieces and nephews!

Rhenarra 10 years ago
Who the fuck didn't push it

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
I get that some people want kids, and I totally respect that. However, MohamedOuali, some people don't want that, and if they don't want kids, why should they have them? Some people just aren't meant for that or would rather pursue a particular career that... [Show full comment]
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CHARAx7 10 years ago
THIS IS THE BEST BUTTON ANY BODY COULD EVER MADE!!?!??! ALL HAIL THE CREATOR FOR HIS WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fuck yeah no childs and a lot of free money)

bobzuli 10 years ago
i mean... why not lol

XxVividxX 10 years ago
No downside.

Spoopy-Scary-Skeleton 10 years ago
What if I just take a child who happens to be lost and take them in but not fully adopt them? Or run an orphanage?

jrabell 5 years ago
yea, like batman, they arent his, well dick and damien are, but tim has parents, and jason is an orphan who batman let live in the batcave

Liliana Capucho 13 years ago
YES!!!!! I don't want kids anyway

Certesis 10 years ago
Find an abandoned orphan then raise it. Its not adopting

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
No downside here. I have cats.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
but u adopt cats tho. it says no adoption
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SoMbAr 10 years ago
Fuck the children :D

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
I'm a child >:-(
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this_guy_here 10 years ago
foster kids

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
I know this would be a win win for many people as they don't want kids, but since I'm a man, I'm happy with kids as long as I don't have to birth them xD I personally want to carry on my family and not put it to a stop.

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Thank you for saying this in a nice, respectful way that didn't put down people who don't want children.

Scribbled44 11 years ago
I'm already infertile

Spike Man 13 years ago
i don't want kids anyway,so it would be a win-win

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago
What's the downside?

Donald Thompson 13 years ago
I'll consider this the blackmail fee for not passing on my abominable rubbish-bin genes.

Fedxftw 10 years ago
True

Jp Sbr 13 years ago
i don't want children so 1 000 000 000 dollar come to me

Fangirl Infinity 13 years ago
Where's the downside?

ProfMoss 3 years ago
pros: lots of money, no crotch goblins. cons: y are u still reading

jakeduhcreeper 11 years ago
Fine with me

RachelLikesToPushButtons 8 years ago
I can just go see my nephews and cousins, lol. Plus I hate children. Ez win.

wildskinny 10 years ago
DONE... I PRESS THE BUTTON.

Tyrus Grzyb 13 years ago
AWESOME! What's the bad part?

Normal Joe 11 years ago
Who needs children when you can keep the world safe with no over population! :D

FoxChI 8 years ago
I want a child to raise of my own, so their is a down side of some.

Peter Peterson 10 years ago
What's the downside?

Manuel Wurm 13 years ago
still can get the kids from relatives ^^

LeGrandAmineWeeb 9 years ago
EXCUSE ME BUTTON, STEP YOUR GAME UP!

OnyxSpell 11 years ago
I see no downside

ad0pter 5 years ago
free 1 million
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