Will You Press The Button?

TheButtonPresser692 months ago

What is the downside to this?

ABoyHasNoUsername8 years ago

Downside, where art thou downside?

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago

The where art thou part actually means why are you. You"re saying why are you downside

KeyboardKatGaming9 years ago

If I ever want kids can always bribe the button master

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

LOL

Zer0billion8 years ago

Doesn't say you can't kidnap a child, murder the parents and raise it as your own

BreadAndEggs2 months ago

nuh uh, it says no adoption

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Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago

I'm sorry there is no downside for me

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago

same

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Satious8 years ago

This is the greatest deal of my life having kids will just make me spend all my money on them!So DEAL,

boscostick7 years ago

hello my many pets

ZacharyDonat7 years ago

Body slams button

ActualDaughterOfSatan7 years ago

DO PUPPIES COUNT AS CHILDREN

lexihyral8 years ago

well I can't have children... but my husband can :D

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Is your husband a seahorse?

LunaSilver8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

fez2579 years ago

I get $1,000,000 and no annoying kids screaming in my ears. No downsides.

Skelletron979 years ago

I can live with out kids

NomilyCaisse7 years ago

Who needs children? *adopts all of the cats and dogs*

Lillimae7 years ago

Can I adopt puppies still?

Yeetaleet3 years ago

Does it say dogs? No.

Sakkano7 years ago

*smashes the button multiple times*

JamesP948 years ago

Double win

Gerpar8 years ago

Any downsides here?

magnistiganson8 years ago

Win Win

FlamingWaffle968 years ago

just steal one not adoption technically

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago

I'm never having kids, it"s stressful, so it"s a win-win. But I could visit my baby-sister and nieces and nephews!

Rhenarra8 years ago

Who the fuck didn't push it

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

I get that some people want kids, and I totally respect that. However, MohamedOuali, some people don't want that, and if they don't want kids, why should they have them? Some people just aren't meant for that or would rather pursue a particular career that...[Show full comment]

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CHARAx78 years ago

THIS IS THE BEST BUTTON ANY BODY COULD EVER MADE!!?!??! ALL HAIL THE CREATOR FOR HIS WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fuck yeah no childs and a lot of free money)

bobzuli8 years ago

i mean... why not lol

XxVividxX8 years ago

No downside.

Spoopy-Scary-Skeleton8 years ago

What if I just take a child who happens to be lost and take them in but not fully adopt them? Or run an orphanage?

jrabell4 years ago

yea, like batman, they arent his, well dick and damien are, but tim has parents, and jason is an orphan who batman let live in the batcave

Certesis9 years ago

Find an abandoned orphan then raise it. Its not adopting

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago

No downside here. I have cats.

dankmemes1018 years ago

but u adopt cats tho. it says no adoption

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SoMbAr9 years ago

Fuck the children :D

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm a child >:-(

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this_guy_here9 years ago

foster kids

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I know this would be a win win for many people as they don't want kids, but since I'm a man, I'm happy with kids as long as I don't have to birth them xD I personally want to carry on my family and not put it to a stop.

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

Thank you for saying this in a nice, respectful way that didn't put down people who don't want children.

Scribbled449 years ago

I'm already infertile

Liliana Capucho12 years ago

YES!!!!! I don't want kids anyway

Spike Man12 years ago

i don't want kids anyway,so it would be a win-win

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz12 years ago

What's the downside?

Donald Thompson12 years ago

I'll consider this the blackmail fee for not passing on my abominable rubbish-bin genes.

Fedxftw8 years ago

True

Jp Sbr12 years ago

i don't want children so 1 000 000 000 dollar come to me

Fangirl Infinity12 years ago

Where's the downside?

funnypwned129 years ago

Kids are literary evil!

AsuraShun4 years ago

no downside, or you could just adopt teenagers,they"re between childhood and adulthood

arendelle10 years ago

I don't want kids.

DJ4607 years ago

So??

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

Win-win for me :)

SolarFlare8726866 years ago

Here comes the money money money money

Bryson Doggett12 years ago

that means that you can have as much unprotected sex as you want!

MinhooMinh7 years ago

25736 people want a child than $1000000 huh? so smart.

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

*MohamedOuali

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auto killer 359 years ago

Fuck yes

Rule34last year

So I can still get women

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

I want to be a father, thank you very much.

Loophole-alert8 years ago

R U serious 42% did not?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago

Well, a lot of the people on this site are different. They"re the type that want adventure instead of a child, and they"re only in their twenties or so. Why would they want to throw away 50+ years of their life? They could do so much without kids holding t...[Show full comment]

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