You will have the greatest, kindest, most loyal and attractive lover to ever exist.
but
You can never satisfy them, and they will always say, "at least you tried..." afterwards.
I will not


Rainbine2088 years ago
That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

Ozph9 years ago
They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias8 years ago
No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj3 months ago
Tf is ur avatar😭🙏
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Brreezy5 years ago
Laughs asexually

KittyCatLover8 years ago
Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie543218 years ago
Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw8 years ago
No its not.

Yo_tengo7 years ago
*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre8 years ago
Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Camo259 years ago
Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

☆Tinker☆8 years ago
At least you tried....
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PizzaQueen9 years ago
I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
…and, then what, exactly?

Daniel Allsopp12 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright3 years ago
STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX
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Melite8 years ago
Asexual so why would I press it.

Caliboi Artaabs9 years ago
HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose12 years ago
i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

ketchuppirate7 years ago
I wouldnt want to have sex in my relationship.

ov3rwatch11 years ago
sory of my life anyways but at least shed be loyal :/

KareBearEXO9 years ago
It doesn't matter cuz theyd love me, right?

DDKitty8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Brreezy5 years ago
Kill me then i dare you XDDDDD

dedirake4 years ago
yes but they could satisfy themself right? I could also use some "toys" for them..

BananaWizard278 years ago
McScuse you bitch

lovey8269 years ago
what the heck is with people

753868 years ago
There"s nothing I hate more than pepole being disappointed in me. I can Handel rage, but disappointment, never ever.

Gamity7 years ago
Never will have, never will need and if she was the kind then she would be way more supportive and smile.

Yolo4209 years ago
I'm not in it 4 sex

Bart Jansen12 years ago
if she's that great i'm not gonna put her in the bad shit i'll provide

GalceonGod117 years ago
My life only gets better

Tspoon9158 years ago
But they can satisfy me ;)

Mr Musket9 years ago
So she will be the love of my life?... Why can't I wouldent I whant to marry her!

DarkOverlord28 years ago
At least i try

mf.earl9 years ago
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Wisper20010 years ago
was almost a good deal

PotatoCat367 years ago
If they were so kind, they probably wouldn't say that

Benjieboy8 years ago
They"re the kindest to ever exist ._. Only my ego is hurt and Idgaf bout it. No downside.

Bossatron6669 years ago
Then they aren't the kindest lover cause they're being condescending

Adofl Hilter12 years ago
lol

Buttux9 years ago
This is one of the funniest buttons i've seen.

infected_fox3 years ago
I cant. but I can use a toys)

Mickey038 years ago
At least you tried

AVAGINTZ7 years ago
i just got unlimited wishes so yea.... i can fix this!

Dylann8 years ago
Everybody has got flaws, just having him/her is not real, and you would get tired, so nope better accept people as they are and stope being such a baby about flaws, lol

SpoilerMaster9 years ago
What if you happen to have a 10 incher?

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Bdsm probably

Desirey Wester12 years ago
at least they're loyal it may be bad but at least ill be able to keep them

Panifex7 years ago
As long as we love each other unconditionally and constantly, it shouldn't matter

theguytho12 months ago
Me, a virgin:

TurtleShroom8 years ago
Doesn't matter wife still loves me

killak20019 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

starlight9 years ago
idjit,it does not work! spammer.
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Just a Red Button9 years ago
I just had sex and it felt so great she let me put my penis inside of her

DaRealConMan4 years ago
Well, I end up not satisfying girls or women anyway because of my existence
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