Will You Press The Button?

You become Chuck Norris for a day

but

The next he roundhouse kicks you in the balls(if your a girl you grow balls just for this)

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grantgreen9 years ago

KICKS SO HARD WOMEN GROW BALLZ TO BE KICKED THEN BALZIZLES ARE KICKED SO HARD THEY FLY OF INTO A BALLZILLION PIECES!!!! wow...don't fuck with Norris.

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

Agreeded

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Slyde9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't obey time, time obeys him

JovialJemYT9 years ago

@Loopholeman BRO First actual Destiny reference I've seen on here

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DrinkBleach9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the balls, he kicks balls into you.

LolbitTheFunnyFox3 years ago

well done

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago

GROW BALLS? MAGIC CONFIRMED?

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Willowdrakon_YT7 years ago

Instant death

KINGLINUS18 years ago

aha! I'm a boy with no balls

Koridon5 months ago

then you would grow them just for this girly

Useful_PotatO7 years ago

Does not say anything bout how hard he roundhouse kicks you in da balls........ehhhhhhhhh!

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago

Why would I want to be Chuck Norris

Dantess A Secas12 years ago

If im Chuck Norris, a kick in the balls would feel like nothing

Migdin18 years ago

You would not fell it if youre Chuck Norris, but you know you turn back the next day, wich is also the day Chuck Norris kicks you.... rip

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Erich Raymond Najbar12 years ago

Chuck norris is stupid not worth any downside

DrinkBleach9 years ago

Drink me.

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Sharon Held12 years ago

I'm chuck norris:D David Herzog/ Yasemin Aksu

Drain8 years ago

IDFK.....AGAIN

D&euro;M0NZ9 years ago

It's worth any downside

Lilgizzy9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't enjoy food food enjoys him

Krelaen9 years ago

Does she then keep said balls?

Kingfisher_99last year

i dont even know who is chuck norris! LOL

Lance Wilson12 years ago

he's a 79 year old man and other than the stupid internet jokes he's not that awesome

SummerBlank9 years ago

Only Chuck Norris can be Chuck Norris. Because he is... uh... Chunck Norris... know what I mean?

Pleshy8 years ago

This happens regardless

gennerx9 years ago

So is this the second part of the one that turns you into a super hero but the opposite gender......cause I may have to change my mind on that one if this is how it works.

EpicDweeb9 years ago

HAHA not worth... This is practically saying you die in 1 day xD

L3M1Nlast month

thought it said 'chuck-e-cheese' and I instantly went "TAKE MY WHOLE BANK ACCOUNT"

paulcastravete8 years ago

When i see these questions i ask myself about humanity

Nasos4 years ago

The parenthesis is hilarious

Awesome110469 years ago

i dont even know who he is

inkredeble10 years ago

The next what? If you grow balls for it, it doesn't say you would feel it.

VanceNinja13k 9 years ago

Bruce lee is better

Master Roshi9 years ago

Whoever he is, I bet he can't beat Jackie Chun!

Kingking777 years ago

When I'm Chuck Norris and it"s 11:59am all I need to do is just say no and then it turns to 11:59pm

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago

Incapacitate his legs the day before?

roeequaza9 years ago

No way in hell

SuperVincent12529 years ago

Lol so what?

SE617last year

Woah sexual abuse + harassment

Peradox11 years ago

Being Chuck Norris, i'd bro-fist him, kick HIM in the crotch, and slay all the heretics.

Fenbi9 years ago

These comments doe

CashCow11349 years ago

girls with balls ruin evolution

katie:v9 years ago

XDD no I would never growing balls wow

TeamKobus28 years ago

You amputate his feet. How will you kick me now?

Ya_boiCREEPZ3 years ago

my balls are too precious

MyMum('s sister)9 years ago

Buy balls protection = no problem :D

MrTankus9 years ago

Obviously has never seen what Chuck's roundhouse kick is capable of

oldnotweak10 years ago

chuck norris is above time therefore tomorrow never has to come

the deadpoolest girl9 years ago

I don't get it......

Mazerunner1179 years ago

You can't even English dude.

FRIDAYS_HERE8 years ago

Beat up chuck Norris... as chuck Norris.... it"s INCEPTION

SE617last year

Any why would you press the button for just a day

gamegod9 years ago

Fuck chuck brucr

Potato_cat_man10 years ago

Dont you know we cant play god

MasterWiciu7 years ago

Guys, can Chuck Norris kill orther Chuck Norris? Okay i know he can't, he"s Chuck Norris... Wait...

OnePunch8 years ago

No thanks. I'm not sure that even I would be able to beat him.

CashCow11349 years ago

lesbians with babies

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