You become Chuck Norris for a day
but
The next he roundhouse kicks you in the balls(if your a girl you grow balls just for this)
I will not


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grantgreen 11 years ago
KICKS SO HARD WOMEN GROW BALLZ TO BE KICKED THEN BALZIZLES ARE KICKED SO HARD THEY FLY OF INTO A BALLZILLION PIECES!!!! wow...don't fuck with Norris.

YEETUSCLEETUS 6 years ago
Agreeded
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Slyde 11 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't obey time, time obeys him

JovialJemYT 10 years ago
@Loopholeman BRO First actual Destiny reference I've seen on here
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DrinkBleach 10 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the balls, he kicks balls into you.

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
well done

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago
GROW BALLS? MAGIC CONFIRMED?

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Willowdrakon_YT 9 years ago
Instant death

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago
aha! I'm a boy with no balls

stove last year
why dont you got balls
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Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
Does not say anything bout how hard he roundhouse kicks you in da balls........ehhhhhhhhh!

Shnerpdeshlerp 9 years ago
Why would I want to be Chuck Norris

Dantess A Secas 13 years ago
If im Chuck Norris, a kick in the balls would feel like nothing

Migdin1 10 years ago
You would not fell it if youre Chuck Norris, but you know you turn back the next day, wich is also the day Chuck Norris kicks you.... rip
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Erich Raymond Najbar 13 years ago
Chuck norris is stupid not worth any downside

DrinkBleach 10 years ago
Drink me.
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Sharon Held 13 years ago
I'm chuck norris:D David Herzog/ Yasemin Aksu

Xanderiah 10 years ago
Girls,I know periods are bad,but getting kicked in the balls is one of the most painful experiences in existence.

The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago
It is #1

Matth 12 years ago
No need to grow balls, women are almost as sensitive there as men anyway.

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago
A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago
Worth it............

1noxaj 9 years ago
IT"S NOT A PHASE MOM!!! I"M STAYING CHUCK NORRIS FOREVER!!!

TheMailman113 11 years ago
Being roundhouse kicked by an almost 80 year old man would not be that terrible.

Drain 9 years ago
IDFK.....AGAIN

D€M0NZ 11 years ago
It's worth any downside

Krelaen 11 years ago
Does she then keep said balls?

Kingfisher_99 3 years ago
i dont even know who is chuck norris! LOL

Lilgizzy 10 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't enjoy food food enjoys him

SummerBlank 11 years ago
Only Chuck Norris can be Chuck Norris. Because he is... uh... Chunck Norris... know what I mean?

Lance Wilson 13 years ago
he's a 79 year old man and other than the stupid internet jokes he's not that awesome

gennerx 11 years ago
So is this the second part of the one that turns you into a super hero but the opposite gender......cause I may have to change my mind on that one if this is how it works.

Pleshy 9 years ago
This happens regardless

L3M1N 2 years ago
thought it said 'chuck-e-cheese' and I instantly went "TAKE MY WHOLE BANK ACCOUNT"

paulcastravete 10 years ago
When i see these questions i ask myself about humanity

EpicDweeb 11 years ago
HAHA not worth... This is practically saying you die in 1 day xD

Awesome11046 10 years ago
i dont even know who he is

inkredeble 11 years ago
The next what? If you grow balls for it, it doesn't say you would feel it.

Nasos 6 years ago
The parenthesis is hilarious

Kingking77 9 years ago
When I'm Chuck Norris and it"s 11:59am all I need to do is just say no and then it turns to 11:59pm

VanceNinja13k 11 years ago
Bruce lee is better

Master Roshi 11 years ago
Whoever he is, I bet he can't beat Jackie Chun!

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago
Incapacitate his legs the day before?

roeequaza 11 years ago
No way in hell

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago
Lol so what?

SE617 3 years ago
Woah sexual abuse + harassment

Fenbi 11 years ago
These comments doe

Peradox 12 years ago
Being Chuck Norris, i'd bro-fist him, kick HIM in the crotch, and slay all the heretics.

CashCow1134 11 years ago
girls with balls ruin evolution

doghost 10 months ago
Now everyone can have balls

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
You amputate his feet. How will you kick me now?

katie:v 11 years ago
XDD no I would never growing balls wow

MyMum('s sister) 10 years ago
Buy balls protection = no problem :D

MrTankus 10 years ago
Obviously has never seen what Chuck's roundhouse kick is capable of

oldnotweak 11 years ago
chuck norris is above time therefore tomorrow never has to come

Ya_boiCREEPZ 4 years ago
my balls are too precious

the deadpoolest girl 11 years ago
I don't get it......

FRIDAYS_HERE 9 years ago
Beat up chuck Norris... as chuck Norris.... it"s INCEPTION
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