Will You Press The Button?

Steven493812 months ago

Why not? infinite life

Willo2ty9 years ago

If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!

szymonp4 years ago

you would eventually crash onto a planet

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Teagan Stewart12 years ago

If you're immortal, they can't shoot you down when you try to escape.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

immortal, not invulnerable

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Seba7189 years ago

i'n can lie his

Sebi_9 years ago

Such grammar

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TheMaskedMan9 years ago

NOOOO! NOT THE NEEDLES! ANYTHING BUT NEEDLES!!!

skyhot0049 years ago

I could just break out of the lab anyway

Logan McQuillen12 years ago

those are both downsides

WolfgangZimpleman8 years ago

Ikr

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Alexander Joseph Thornton12 years ago

i will allow them to do so but limit them to 1 test day a week seem fair to me i still get 6 day weeks

Watermelonman8 years ago

Is that your definition if "constantly"

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Cameron Dunn12 years ago

Kill all the scientists

Watermelonman8 years ago

Then their corpses will be testing you... O.O

jason mc dude9 years ago

Huh

dennis10 years ago

That I pressed

celiagold8 years ago

Immortality is dumb

Honk Honk9 years ago

Immortality is stupid.

mechasonic10110 years ago

Just escape the lab

Zeldafan20038 years ago

I will be incredibly famous for that.

Schmidot20047 years ago

They never will know because they’ll all be dead

Zack Babcock12 years ago

You don't want to live forever.

MidnightTheFox118019 years ago

Tell them you pressed a fucking button and tell them to get off of you

BecauseICan9 years ago

You will be destined for loneliness, while everyone around you dies.

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Deadpool mothafucka

dahmanner10 years ago

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That1otherguy7 years ago

But I would have a weakness. They would have to capture my PlayStation

iswearimmature10 years ago

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ShelbyWagner8 years ago

They will die some day

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

For how long?

Woodzy36049 years ago

SLAMS BUTTON

nemisis4679 years ago

I'm mean tnneverbsaidnuntil the end of the world so maybe then you would go tonlike heaven

Carvilesp55 years ago

You will get brain dead anyways so it is basically useless.

siberianTiger8811 years ago

Why would anyone want to live forever though? Sure it's cool that you can't die, but you'll see everyone around you die and you'll lose everyone.

Fakepuppy269 years ago

i wont because who wants to see all thier friends and family die AND be tested

Whiteman7 years ago

*You

Hiddenworld9 years ago

So I become an ajin...

jakkalsxl8 years ago

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Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago

Everybody knows these are fake. How can saying and posting things do anything to do with someone"s crush?! ∆ ∆ ∆

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SomeoneRandom9 years ago

Screw immortality

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE10 years ago

OMG IM A SCP!!!

Magic_Mauritz9 years ago

That will hurt like balls on a stick

PotatoRebellionisKawaii10 years ago

They'll die eventually.

Ocelotz8 years ago

Immortalism is not Invulnerability. Immortalist is eternal youth or not aging/die from age but you can die from damage.

DesertEagle7 years ago

They can’t perform tests on me without my consent. Laws bitch.

annik3009 years ago

No good side

BecauseICan9 years ago

.

Loophole man9 years ago

That would be illegal

KIRITOXX10 years ago

you are crazy??!! I'll never want to live longer than Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tallom7 years ago

wtf people so obsessed with immortaly. like for me there are 2 downsides.

Donderpants10 years ago

I'll just tell them it was this button..... Nah, I'm fine with the one on the right. But the one on the left, that one would suck. Immortality would be terrible.

Propresser698 years ago

Why have immortality you will see all the people you care about fall and die, When the world ends you will float around in space, Thinking of what to think of next, Why you have the power, why you even decided to press 1 button to start a living hell of ne...[Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

That sounds so cruel

plinkyplon9 years ago

agents of shield confirmed

pdharr9 years ago

you could say that you found this button and pressed it at the right moment

Jeremy139 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Frindjinny65 years ago

I could just leave and plus if people found out from my escape human rights activists could help me

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