Will You Press The Button?

Buahbn8iuj 4 months ago

Ninjas are not real

Pizzascripters 11 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will... [Show full comment]

Sir_Hacim 2 years ago

lol this is press the button .com not some goofy ah horascope sight

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Fury4ever 11 years ago

Chance of a ninja abduction ZERO So im safe

Malevolent The Dragon 11 years ago

Yeah, no. Sorry, no.

Serle Blacker 11 years ago

What about girls?

CaseyDemmitt 9 years ago

The president can be a girl it just hasn't happened yet

TheMemer 10 years ago

I don't want to be president. no upside for me

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

good thing ninja abductions dont actually fucking happen or i'd be worried.

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

Yeah but on that one chance it does happen, you"re out of luck

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kathprat7611 11 years ago

I know Tae Kwon Do!

Camaro7183 11 years ago

i be allies with ninjas

Sinning For Sans 11 years ago

Gravity Falls.

AzayGaming 10 years ago

BillCipher = IlluminatiComfirmed

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Altair 11 years ago

Why would I want to be resuced by bad people?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

It"s means bad as in badass.

AidenStang 9 years ago

BEING THE PRESIDENT IS TOO MUCH WOOOORK!!!!

WhizzyWhazza 9 years ago

Wouldn't my secret service be enough to stop a ninja abduction?

jizzy002 11 years ago

ninja abduction? Sentry coming right up!

Sofia Sweets 11 years ago

I'm a black belt, so I could protect myself.

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Me too. Second degree.

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

Likelihood of that happening? 8%

Mr.Reader 11 years ago

what are the chances of a ninja abduction?

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Smoke weed every day! XD

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Hannah Harpe 13 years ago

Guess I'll just have to rescue myself, then.

Reptyl232 11 years ago

Doesn't so that I am not a jujitsu student hunt hint

Natalie Conner 13 years ago

i'd rather save myself

NightSaviour 11 years ago

I don't need protection from ninjas.

katei 10 years ago

I don't ever want to be President

Minetta69 8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by a mutates zombie in your sleep if you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your ... [Show full comment]

dabiel_howell 9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

Umm ninja abduction is very specific. People would resxue u from normal kidnappers.

Chubbyprincess6 8 years ago

I dont wanna b president to much stress

OldEagleTP 11 years ago

Well I dont want to be the president, but even if I had wanted to what would the chances then be for ninja abduction?

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago

FUCK YOU GUYS I SAVE MAHSELF

c0ber 12 years ago

i don't want to be the fucking president thats fucking hard work

MishtiDoi 9 years ago

There are no dudes. So there are women who could rescue me. Whoever wrote this is sexist and stupid.

Sciencegeek23 10 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Cedric Robillard 13 years ago

If i ever even see a ninja id be surprised

Sir_Hacim 2 years ago

are presient is already making america great again

megaglitchgirl 11 years ago

Weres the upside ?!

Shod0w 10 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Dragonslayer0649 6 years ago

Welp guess I'm the president now.

Bruhman908 11 years ago

They don't say good enough

GerardGay1234 9 years ago

I'll save my own damn self

Nyte Hunter 11 years ago

I'm a potato

DrLinnerd 8 years ago

Did a 10 year old make this?

Buttbuttman 11 years ago

I will protect myself I have lots of skill with swords

Immademon 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

charavsfrisk 10 years ago

Love

KingCon 10 years ago

But that"s only if there"s a ninja invasion plus women can still save u and why would ninjas invade u anyway???

LazyOrigami 12 years ago

I know karate.

Savannah351 11 years ago

I'm not american so... this isn't working...

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hey ninjas, you need a to stop you, you’re just committing suicide

awesome2147 11 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Paperbaggie 4 years ago

Oop

visualtrav 11 years ago

WHERE THE FUCK WILL THERE BE ANY NINJAS!

Panifex 9 years ago

Good thing ninjas don't abduct people. Statistically, a world leader has a 0% chance of ninja abduction.

Bamman5000 11 years ago

When will that ever happen

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