Will You Press The Button?

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 9 months ago

True, as long as you don't diarrhea.

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235x0 3 years ago

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a... [Show full comment]

UltimateDoge 9 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Noah Jordan 13 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot 6 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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Swiggity_Swooty 9 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

Brreezy 6 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

No-Name-So-Sad 9 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

im_a_runner 10 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Noellelovesart 11 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam 11 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews 13 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo 8 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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Andrew Fish 13 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

trevorbuchh 11 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon 11 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian 10 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral 11 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa... [Show full comment]

EliteGeneral 11 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Jose Luis Merino Schettino 13 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming 11 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn 13 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

markzapper2000 11 years ago

do you think a person could live a happy life without an anus? certainly not

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU!!! TASTBUDS REQUIRE SILVIA!!!

Arkbetae 12 years ago

You already have tastebuds in your stomach and throat (you don't work though)

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Actually there is a loophole, don't press the button.

Hyltran 5 years ago

You will get use to the taste 👅 eventually.

Nerichachi 9 years ago

But my life will not be happy if i have taste buds in my anus

Prestige1076 11 years ago

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Werty12245 8 years ago

I just coat my anus in something else HE SAID THERE WERE NO LOOPHOLES, WELL HA.

MCLABRATORYS 11 years ago

What if my worldly ambitions are to have tastebuds in my mouth and to have an anus?

scw22 11 years ago

eww! just eww!

Sir Internet 11 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti-spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

Mikester280 9 years ago

True fact there already are taste buds there they"re just too weak to notice

BVB_girl919 11 years ago

You can't taste anything unless you have a nose on your anus

caden wayne 10 years ago

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NoButtonOk 5 years ago

haha stupid question, I can't taste without saliva

mexican man 11 years ago

You could just get a new anus

UltraHyper 10 years ago

my ambitions is to remove these taste buds and for there to be a loop hole around this.

Perhaps 7 years ago

Actually, quantum mechanics forbid this.

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

Your anus is a hole but he said u must remove it if u want to not taste ur shit but he said no loopHOLES which means theres no holes at all so that means u wouldn't be able to taste in the first place but then how'd this work with no loopholes? bu yes i un... [Show full comment]