Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 9 months ago

True, as long as you don't diarrhea.

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HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a... [Show full comment]

UltimateDoge 9 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Noah Jordan 13 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot 6 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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Swiggity_Swooty 9 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

Brreezy 6 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

No-Name-So-Sad 9 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

im_a_runner 10 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Noellelovesart 11 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam 11 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews 13 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo 8 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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Andrew Fish 13 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

trevorbuchh 11 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon 11 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian 10 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral 11 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa... [Show full comment]

EliteGeneral 11 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Jose Luis Merino Schettino 13 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming 11 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn 13 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

ElisaSammej 9 years ago

There is a way. some have a Stomi-bag where they lead the poop out. Do that,

GayUnicorn7 12 years ago

But I won't have a happy life if I taste crap all the time! So...technically there is a loophole which makes it a crappy question!

Ohdead 10 years ago

Ihappymy whole life so im okay :)m8

StrykeAssassin 11 years ago

My ambition is to have an anus without tastebuds i it.

natasha 11 years ago

Who thinks this is kinda hard

RGPZ 8 years ago

So Glad I Wear Pants

Saige72 9 years ago

I don't want a happy life

limepaint 9 years ago

-_-

ZycloneBeasT 10 years ago

Well i still have taste buds on my tounge

meatloave 2 years ago

The taste buds aren't connected to the nervous system so they are meaningless... Ever see the girl who had a nipple on the sole of her foot? It ,in effect,was nothing more than a callus and it didn't function as a nipple

That 1 guy 11 years ago

Being gay is a loophole

ozzy 10 years ago

TF kind of question is this

Coolman86 5 years ago

One of my ambitions is to not taste anything :I

wongbrian 9 years ago

Theres already taste bus in your anus, thats why you"re not disgusted by your own poop but disgusted by other"s poop.

sirhades123 12 years ago

After reading the question, one of my ambitions became to never have taste-buds growing out of my anus. Fuck the self-contradictory logic of the Internet.