Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

KoolGamer30007 years ago

YES

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a...[Show full comment]

UltimateDoge7 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Brreezy5 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

Noellelovesart9 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam9 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Swiggity_Swooty8 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

Noah Jordan12 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot5 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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im_a_runner8 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking2 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews12 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo7 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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trevorbuchh9 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon9 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian9 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral9 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa...[Show full comment]

EliteGeneral9 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Andrew Fish12 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming9 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

Rawih9 years ago

If a girl clicks this button and you fuck her in the ass she can taste your penis at the same time...... Sorry kids that just came to my mind.

Chunkydog9 years ago

How so where does poop go out

KingCon8 years ago

Why would you want to taste your POOP!

hunterdamaniac9 years ago

as if i havent shoved food up my butt before... ...and i dont feel like tasting poop...

AssHar8 years ago

Is this a prank?

Arkbetae10 years ago

They don't work though*

Hans9 years ago

Well i live a happy life so what?

stretchybones4 years ago

One of my ambitions is to not have tastebuds in my anus. Saying there are no loopholes doesn't mean there"s no loopholes, kiddo.

Sylen8 years ago

What if I want shit that taste like candy

SmileyMelons 9 years ago

Put your mind into a robot...

Amb2107 years ago

What if you remove your anus and then get one transplanted( yes the anus would have been cleaned and all that)

GHOSTGUY3489 years ago

i can do it

underfellsans959 years ago

No. Goodbye Sans. Please. I will always remember the way you felt inside me. (I'm referring to Lemons.)

AtomicBro9 years ago

After clicking the button I realized that every time you poop you taste the poop.

Partiferous8 years ago

How bad can crap taste? I"d do it

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

My worldly ambition is to not have tastebuds in my asshole

AyaMayume10 years ago

Oh no, I have extra little lumps in my colon that do nothing...

NirvanOTerrivel9 years ago

2 girls and one cup liked it

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

Simple solution i won't eat

blaynewalker9 years ago

My worldly ambitions are to have my anus not have tastebuds

Perhaps5 years ago

TASTE THE RAINBOW

Birb Nova9 years ago

[wasabouttosayfuckmyass]

Polarize21128 years ago

Bruh

Ismail Anwar12 years ago

no need for loopholes, heard of a thing called desensitization

LlamaDrama7 years ago

I’m a GIRL...

I.Am.A.Unicorn9 years ago

My ambition is to get past the downside. Problem solved.

Smokey2015Hughes8 years ago

I am already happy with my life

RawrKitty9 years ago

At first it didn't seem so bad but then I remembered: oh yea, shit would be horrible, this ain't the human centipede, I'll pass...

cookiegamer8 years ago

Are you sirios i just dont und er stand

planetlucas6 months ago

win win /j

UndyingBatman569 years ago

How could I be happy if all I taste is shit

Karrot7 years ago

Just burn the taste buds off

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