Will You Press The Button?

Hogger440 8 years ago

Make evrybody like you fo free

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

Yo Harvard, I found one of your students

AevumFlammo 11 years ago

But nobody will give you anything for free because they want to kill you.

Chloe_Spamton 2 years ago

They should be absolutley compelled to give you the free item. *takes grocery bag and runs*

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Parappa Rapper 13 years ago

That's how GTA works.

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Pretty much ya.

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Isaak 11 years ago

get super powers

Migdin1 10 years ago

I want omnipotence.... come at me humanity

FUCKu 9 years ago

GTA confirmed

TimmyBoyRules 10 years ago

"everything" includes unbreakable armor, right? Also, "want's" *sigh*

Tricia Edwards 13 years ago

Logically speaking, you could arm yourself to the fucking TEETH and defend yourself against literally EVERYTHING. So, YES PLEASE.

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

So you’ll gun down your homies? You’ll be all alone

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Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

*wants

Alan Aurmont 13 years ago

Get your own personal robocop or a laser shark for free. Assume defensive position. Ready, set, go!

Wynter 9 years ago

Nope robocop not human so he"s good. He doesn't count as a body.

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Xyren 6 years ago

I will get armed bunker so they caant kill me

randomdude9001 11 years ago

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SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago

Buy an awesome weapon and KILL THEM ALL.

420freshalpaca69 12 years ago

Free castle, free guns, free ammo; just come find me

veloxin 10 years ago

Sweet, free stuff from Amazon.

Akash-Nirmal 9 years ago

That will be an awesome that i can get everything. But the best part is every body trys to kill me always new advantage

Kay Scruton 13 years ago

Fuck it, I'll be able to get all the weapons and supplies I want. BRING IT ON.

a Random human 10 years ago

Theres something called a gun

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Just because everyone wants to kill you it doesn't mean that they'll pull it off.

bigd10481 11 years ago

Says wants to kill not do kill u

Blue_bog 4 years ago

That’s how gta works

Xmaster8621 11 years ago

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Ifindloopholes 9 years ago

Well ... I can have anything for free so ... I want darkstalkers scroll

xDxL 11 years ago

Get the savest building in world and save all humans

RyusukeSosuke 10 years ago

So they WANT to kill me, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will, or even can.

Travon0620 9 years ago

Does everybody include family members too?

American Cynic 11 years ago

Everybody already wants to kill me.

joran817 10 years ago

me: do you to let me live for free??

Unpingable 5 years ago

Give them something they want and they won't kill u

roeequaza 11 years ago

Imortalty

rosey64586 10 years ago

I like my life

AmberlyVeil42 7 years ago

Get a functional death note and shinigami eyes for free. Problem solved.

dreamerpanda 11 years ago

sence everything is free to you. you could easly buy off everyone that wants to kill you becouse everyone got a price

abcx 9 years ago

I want the option to find out who created this button, the ability to find who he is, where he lives, and when exactly he created this, a time machine, an aeroplane and a gun. I will prevent him from adding this downside.

PompaShogun 12 years ago

I agree with asdguy00's thought. Get peace for free, and you win. :U

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

I can get them to stop for free? LOOPHOLE!!!!

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

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SuperMeIsSuper 11 years ago

I'll get everyone's love and respect for free.

ronithemangles 10 years ago

I already wan to die so i pressed

Tony Den Boer 13 years ago

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