Be given a sack full of cash from your area and travel back in time for a week of shopping for super cheap goods and soon to be rare collectables.
but
You will appear anywhere between 10 to 50 years ago. Any currency that should not yet exist at the time of arrival will be replaced with poisonous spiders. You cannot examine the money before going back in time.
I will not

Mantis 13 years ago
So, it's a sack of money and there's a chance that if you're sent back too far, the money will be replaced by spiders... in a sack. So if I feel spiders wriggling about in the sack when I arrive back in time, I can just leave the bag somewhere. Then I get ... [Show full comment]

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks 11 years ago
just give it to someone and say hey heres this bag o' cash for ya bye!

Fudge 8 years ago
what kind of spiders?

Ifredward 9 years ago
I was too lazy to read the whole thing.

Piotr Grochowski 9 years ago
the term for that is tl;dr
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Jordan Pfluger 13 years ago
Haha, this is a harmless one! For something to be poisonous it must be ingested... Venomous is the one to look out for... therefore if I don't intend on eating the spiders I will be perfectly fine!

Parzival2436 7 years ago
Dick
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JakeFalse 8 years ago
Poisonous, not venomous, and spiders don't attack unless provoked, I love spiders, so I'm not in danger, free money boys. Unless the spiders all hop in my mouth then I'm fucked.

OcCreation 8 years ago
Lol

Mangomagmaman 9 years ago
FUCK NO

piplup 9 years ago
Poisonous = don't eat it, kids. Venomous would be a problem. Poisonous, not venomous.

CrazyForSammy 10 years ago
This is the most pointless one I"ve seen like technical all currency today wouldn't be acceptable even ten years ago so you just a sack o spiders yay (ーー;)

Masteredog360 10 years ago
No problemo. I just make sure all my money is from 1966

KursedKat 10 years ago
America is 200ish years old. If I'm getting cash I'm assuming it's USD. 10-50 years back, safe.

DylanDiamandis 11 years ago
SPIDERS ARE VENOMOUS, NOT POISONOUS

devi941 10 years ago
They could be poisonous as well

aboredgurl 11 years ago
Fuck u muffet

undertale love 11 years ago
Yayaya I agreess

Coolguy24 11 years ago
Spiders instead of money would be a nightmare!

dreamerpanda 11 years ago
easy b4 you time travel you just put the money in a bank book and then you can use all the money you have cus you can use bank books today and back 110 years so no problem and you have not look in it your self meaning you have not broken that rule

mattyruss101 11 years ago
I don't need money!

DKoszyk1128 11 years ago
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Nathan Minsk 13 years ago
considering most bills 20 and under have a life of like 2 years on average...

Panifex 9 years ago
It"s a no from me dawg

oldnotweak 11 years ago
Sounds like awesome fun! black widows and brown recluses HERE I COME!

Crazzygamer16 6 years ago
Too much chance for a paradox breaking the universe

A strange person 10 years ago
Since the euro was introduced in 2002, I am pretty much doomed...

A strange person 10 years ago
That is, the "transition" started the first day of 1999, ending the last day of 2001. What else should I say ?

Groose 11 years ago
Just stick the bag in a microwave or something before you open it.

Zacattac 11 years ago
i like the way you think but what it is before the time of the microwave?

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago
Elder Scrolls Lore

nasess45 11 years ago
ALL the Canadian money is new. So no.

mewingkitty 12 years ago
I get money and I don't get money. Wow that's fucking brilliant.

Ceelive554 3 years ago
Hey Americans I have good news!!!

Parzival2436 7 years ago
If I can't examine the money it"s gonna be fucking spiders, so no

huntsmanc27 9 years ago
- - .:.

Theband2 11 years ago
Tldr pls

thehelper900 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

devi941 10 years ago
I hate spiders

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
][ am pretty good actually

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago
Just bring spider spray, dump the bag off something so the spiders can't get you while you douse them with poison. Advise washing the money afterwards.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago
Why would you kill them?

Yasha Tipikin 13 years ago
Well shit.

mightycax 11 years ago
a sack fo money that come from youre "area" think of pulling a "sack" of money from your "area" plz dont hate me RN :3

Blockman350 9 years ago
Money doesn't even change that often. I"ve found loads of pennies from the Sixties myself.

WBGrock 11 years ago
The US mint replaces money periodically. if you go back 50 years, 99% of the money will be poisonous spiders. 10 years is about 50%

Zacattac 10 years ago
get a sack of gold you may not be able to carry it but we've had gold as a currency for friggin ever

pvncake 11 years ago
too many variables

WoF_fan 3 years ago
FUCK MONEY IF I SEE A SPIDER IM THROWING IT OFF A CLIFF

LREchoise 7 years ago
So if i go 50 years back in time i would be replaced by spiders

Vince The Bear 10 years ago
Put something hot in there and the spiders will crawl right out

lolidon 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

WildKatGirl 10 years ago
Pet spiders! :D

Adam Dennehey 13 years ago
im curious for someone to show me a localized currency that didnt exist 50 years ago . . .

BALLSINMYMOUTH 4 years ago
what is the downside

That_Weird_One23 10 years ago
I pressed no cuz it was too long

Pub 8 years ago
I could do something with that.

A3Seventeen 11 years ago
I have infinite wishes so I don't need to press the button. And before I got infinite wishes I was already immortal and can run really fast and travel through time and space. Also I changed the downsides with my wishes. So I don't need this.

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
I did not even read this.

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho 9 years ago
seems legit
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