You master every instrument in the world
but
you can no longer walk.
I will not


Vixa7 years ago
Walking is boring lol

Ezra Morales12 years ago
So... I can run. I just outsmarted you...

TheBananaSetTo02 years ago
@meanpoopes231 is a GENIUS
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batgirl123099 years ago
then i'll fly :3 f#ck gravity :D..

DaMasta217 years ago
sprint slowly=walk

Eheelen7 years ago
But you can run

Fat Greta9 years ago
Why walk? I dance cuz I was born with swag

so.phantastic9 years ago
me too

makypoo8 years ago
...ever heard of a wheel chair?

makawakitaki7 years ago
Itzhak Perlman is one of the best violinist in the word and he can't walk. He suffered from polio since he was 4 years old, and he lost all his mobility in his legs, so.. :) I would press the button in this case.

Ella1238 years ago
You can hop can't you?a

None-Is-None8 years ago
Crawl, Jog, Run, Sprint, alrighty then. I think i"m good. :D

CAAKE8 years ago
You can jog. That"s kinda like walking. I guess

Weary Wanderer9 years ago
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Master-Pingu7 years ago
Wouldn't you be spreading it by doing that?
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Nintelda9 years ago
I'm a writer and musician, I don't need to walk to do my passion.

rso0379 years ago
I dont need to walk. All I care about is music

391014099 years ago
HidingNemo is a stalker
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CarpetSharx79 years ago
Wheel chair! DUH!!

feelsbadman9 years ago
master the walking machine

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
I can master the walking jutsu haha

lukkkas9 years ago
i run idiot! HaHAH GET REKT BItCH

Banzai277 years ago
It didnt say you would lose your legs
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Mattardis Brony-boy Dunn12 years ago
I am the master of Mayonaisse

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Allen Dave Veras12 years ago
Use medical instruments to treat your disability. Done.

RyanAmend7 years ago
ThePaulDude it didn't specify what kind of instruments
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Mickayla Claffey12 years ago
I DON'T NEED TO WALK,WHO NEEDS WALKING,I'LL WHEEL MYSELF AROUND ON A SKATEBOARD.

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deathnoah9 years ago
Wished what I didn't want to happen would happen so I'm not doing this because then what I actually want to happen will happen

AnonymousDiamondGuy9 years ago
Why the fuck would you want to play every instrument in the world

crazydude999 years ago
it never speieifred what instrument, therefore its not jsut musical instrments, anything thats a tool, search google for define instrument

NotARobot8 years ago
I can still: Run. Crawl. Hop. Waddle.

Impredictable4 years ago
Don’t forget flying and thus disrespecting the rules of physics,

Simon Davidson12 years ago
I hope that includes voice

Camdenator117 years ago
I can fast walk :)

TheEnchanted9 years ago
Fuck music

Butt On8 years ago
Run,jog,swim,ride vehicles(bike included), rollerblade, skate,segway,march,etc.

kjuds9 years ago
so i can fly?!

Veenilla 9 years ago
i run.

The_evil_Banana9 years ago
super awsome robot legs!

BleachIsGood7 years ago
why walk why you can micheal jackson

madmanwithatowel10 years ago
BABY I WAS BORN TO RUUUUN!!!! Walking is boring anyway. perpetual running ftw.

aayakutapc12 years ago
why

MyaLoveR8 years ago
You could run, or fly, or levitate, or jog, or crawl They never said u can't do these

fazbear kid9 years ago
10 year old driving here

Echothekirby9538 years ago
Just run

my-fall-out-disco-romance7 years ago
this is every band nerds dream

llooll9 years ago
How play peano

asdfchicken9 years ago
Hell no. I need my legs

Migdin19 years ago
HA HA HA! I will never have to go outside again! HAHAHAHAHAHVAVAVAGAHAVVAVAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGGAGAÅG

HowardHames8 years ago
I CAN MASTER MAYONNAISE YAAAA

nukechicken7 years ago
YEAAAAH!!!!!

Anonomuss10 years ago
id be like the musical stephan hawking!

Minozzolo (legit)9 years ago
I can still run

Creeperettegirl 9 years ago
THEN I CAN HAVE MY CRUSH WHEEL ME AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR. BUTTONS. BEEN. PRESSED.

Impredictable4 years ago
But I can still fastwalk dummy!!!

sam_arsenault9 years ago
I don't like instruments

Pepo Miceli12 years ago
Sono certo che potrò avere un fottutissimo successo.. Spero anche di poter cantare benino.. la sedia a rotelle non mi spaventa. :D

Davidasinka9 years ago
I want to move no PLay a fcking piano.

Butt On8 years ago
You can learn to walk again
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