You master every instrument in the world
but
you can no longer walk.
I will not


Vixa7 years ago
Walking is boring lol

Ezra Morales12 years ago
So... I can run. I just outsmarted you...

TheBananaSetTo02 years ago
@meanpoopes231 is a GENIUS
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batgirl123099 years ago
then i'll fly :3 f#ck gravity :D..

DaMasta217 years ago
sprint slowly=walk

Eheelen7 years ago
But you can run

Fat Greta10 years ago
Why walk? I dance cuz I was born with swag

so.phantastic9 years ago
me too

makypoo8 years ago
...ever heard of a wheel chair?

makawakitaki7 years ago
Itzhak Perlman is one of the best violinist in the word and he can't walk. He suffered from polio since he was 4 years old, and he lost all his mobility in his legs, so.. :) I would press the button in this case.

Ella1238 years ago
You can hop can't you?a

None-Is-None8 years ago
Crawl, Jog, Run, Sprint, alrighty then. I think i"m good. :D

CAAKE8 years ago
You can jog. That"s kinda like walking. I guess

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Master-Pingu7 years ago
Wouldn't you be spreading it by doing that?
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Nintelda9 years ago
I'm a writer and musician, I don't need to walk to do my passion.

rso03710 years ago
I dont need to walk. All I care about is music

391014099 years ago
HidingNemo is a stalker
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CarpetSharx710 years ago
Wheel chair! DUH!!

feelsbadman10 years ago
master the walking machine

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
I can master the walking jutsu haha

lukkkas10 years ago
i run idiot! HaHAH GET REKT BItCH

Banzai277 years ago
It didnt say you would lose your legs
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Mattardis Brony-boy Dunn12 years ago
I am the master of Mayonaisse

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Allen Dave Veras12 years ago
Use medical instruments to treat your disability. Done.

RyanAmend7 years ago
ThePaulDude it didn't specify what kind of instruments
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Mickayla Claffey12 years ago
I DON'T NEED TO WALK,WHO NEEDS WALKING,I'LL WHEEL MYSELF AROUND ON A SKATEBOARD.

Benedani10 years ago
you can no longer walk? i'll run then

Migdin19 years ago
Downside is that i can play instruments. It is also a bad downside.

SuperCofee9 years ago
* I W i l l M a s t e r S k 8 b o a r d m 8 ' s !

Bill_cipher3749 years ago
just get one of those electric wheelchairs

MrLoomis4210 years ago
I value walking. I'all rather master all the instruments by practicing.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago
Roller skates.

keira10 years ago
At least I won't have to do cross-country anymore

ZyGalZ4 years ago
You master, you rich, and you can buy robot legs to walk

Brookes Gafeney12 years ago
screw that

john ceΠa9 years ago
Can an Instrument also be a medical Instrument 😈

QueenRose209 years ago
Well then I'll learn to fly. Problem solved.

drugmistresd7 years ago
So if I can't walk how am I supposed to play the piano?

Jig Jin10 years ago
I can jog, run, speedwalk. So many #loopholes

PuttonBresser910 years ago
So I master all instruments! INstruments of art, peace, and war. Instruments of movement included. Science and all others. I AM BECOME THE ONE TRUE RULER OF THIS WORLD! Bow while I pilot this gundam which is an instrument of Mobility!

CrazyCreeper7 years ago
Slow jog? while inside that is

jameskh10 years ago
i cant master drums if i cant walk bcz i have to use my legs for drums ... please think before you submit

JunebugPokemon9 years ago
The only instrument I need is my voice!

PumpkinSpice8 years ago
Eh..I hate walking

Simone Voch12 years ago
I play legs and I'm a great composer of walking

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
If you think about it you would Master a penis because a penis as an instrument. An instrument of mass destruction not to be reckoned with! ;>

rockoutwithme44 10 years ago
Give me a roller skates or let me run, problem solved, also I become a major musician

SacredCosmicSun9 years ago
Legs are overrated

Gxjdjejd5 years ago
I run all the time

Supermegaman6410 years ago
I'm not a musician...

RocksDJr38 years ago
SPEED IS KEY

heyjules7 years ago
I already play percussion, why the hell not? Oh wait... I can't march anymore. Damn it.

Mr.Rackles10 years ago
i can fly, bitch

ImmaWhovian9 years ago
SO USE A WHEELCHAIR!

Kyle069 years ago
I like walking! Now, WHY would they do THAT?!? I'm JUST INSULTED by THAT!!!
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