You master every instrument in the world
but
you can no longer walk.
I will not

Fuqina 2 months ago
不能走路那我就跑步()

Vixa 9 years ago
Walking is boring lol

Ezra Morales 13 years ago
So... I can run. I just outsmarted you...

TheBananaSetTo0 4 years ago
@meanpoopes231 is a GENIUS
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batgirl12309 11 years ago
then i'll fly :3 f#ck gravity :D..

DaMasta21 9 years ago
sprint slowly=walk

Eheelen 9 years ago
But you can run

Fat Greta 11 years ago
Why walk? I dance cuz I was born with swag

so.phantastic 11 years ago
me too

makypoo 9 years ago
...ever heard of a wheel chair?

makawakitaki 9 years ago
Itzhak Perlman is one of the best violinist in the word and he can't walk. He suffered from polio since he was 4 years old, and he lost all his mobility in his legs, so.. :) I would press the button in this case.

Ella123 9 years ago
You can hop can't you?a

None-Is-None 9 years ago
Crawl, Jog, Run, Sprint, alrighty then. I think i"m good. :D

CAAKE 10 years ago
You can jog. That"s kinda like walking. I guess

Mattardis Brony-boy Dunn 13 years ago
I am the master of Mayonaisse

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Weary Wanderer 10 years ago
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Master-Pingu 8 years ago
Wouldn't you be spreading it by doing that?
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Nintelda 11 years ago
I'm a writer and musician, I don't need to walk to do my passion.

rso037 11 years ago
I dont need to walk. All I care about is music

39101409 10 years ago
HidingNemo is a stalker
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CarpetSharx7 11 years ago
Wheel chair! DUH!!

feelsbadman 11 years ago
master the walking machine

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
I can master the walking jutsu haha

lukkkas 11 years ago
i run idiot! HaHAH GET REKT BItCH

Banzai27 8 years ago
It didnt say you would lose your legs
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Allen Dave Veras 13 years ago
Use medical instruments to treat your disability. Done.

RyanAmend 8 years ago
ThePaulDude it didn't specify what kind of instruments
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Mickayla Claffey 13 years ago
I DON'T NEED TO WALK,WHO NEEDS WALKING,I'LL WHEEL MYSELF AROUND ON A SKATEBOARD.

HowardHames 9 years ago
I CAN MASTER MAYONNAISE YAAAA

nukechicken 9 years ago
YEAAAAH!!!!!

Anonomuss 12 years ago
id be like the musical stephan hawking!

Minozzolo (legit) 11 years ago
I can still run

Pepo Miceli 13 years ago
Sono certo che potrò avere un fottutissimo successo.. Spero anche di poter cantare benino.. la sedia a rotelle non mi spaventa. :D

Creeperettegirl 10 years ago
THEN I CAN HAVE MY CRUSH WHEEL ME AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR. BUTTONS. BEEN. PRESSED.

Impredictable 5 years ago
But I can still fastwalk dummy!!!

sam_arsenault 11 years ago
I don't like instruments

DanielLC 11 years ago
Definitely worth it. Maybe not if it was limited to musical instruments, but with all instruments that would be awesome.

Davidasinka 11 years ago
I want to move no PLay a fcking piano.

Butt On 10 years ago
You can learn to walk again

I'm A Dyspraxic Human 11 years ago
Running is an option. Or jogging. Or shuffling. Or striding. See, people don't realize there are synonyms and those aren't part of the deal. HA! Or, I could just get a motorized wheelchair...

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I'LL MASTER MY DICK!!! IT'S STILL AN INSTRUMENT, AN INSTRUMENT OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! :)

Sailor_sapphire 11 years ago
i'll fly *grabs magical flying narwhal* bye BIOTCH!

dbsgmv 9 years ago
This is illogical. You master every instrument, including drums. Drums has a bass pedal. Wtf.

Baka24/7 10 years ago
Lol who gives a shit?

VenerGod 3 years ago
Amazing music can take my heart to anywhere even I cant walk with feet

QMech 11 years ago
they see me rollin' they Hatin'

LeGrandAmineWeeb 9 years ago
Great! I hated walking anyways. Master recorder player, HERE I COME!

Davian Thule 13 years ago
Fine then. I'll just build an instrument that helps me to walk.

Harry-James-Potter 7 years ago
You could speed walk

Purple Plum Pie 11 years ago
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Mellowwss 11 years ago
How am I supposed to drum then?

Migdin1 10 years ago
Downside is that i can play instruments. It is also a bad downside.

SuperCofee 11 years ago
* I W i l l M a s t e r S k 8 b o a r d m 8 ' s !

Benedani 11 years ago
you can no longer walk? i'll run then

MrLoomis42 11 years ago
I value walking. I'all rather master all the instruments by practicing.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago
Roller skates.

keira 12 years ago
At least I won't have to do cross-country anymore
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