You can jump twice as high and walk twice as fast without getting tired or hurt
but
You will stub your toe once a week for the rest of your life
I will not


Donnatello_2 months ago
I stub my toe like once a week anyway -3-

DazWeirdBoy9 years ago
Never said how hard you stubbed your toe.

L_Is_Real_24014 months ago
2401
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JustLikeTheySay8 years ago
that would kill the nerves in your toe, so then after a while, you won't be able to feel pain in your toe. plus that"s less than i already do so i mean why not lol

nlolhere4 years ago
@Gojifan1975 No you don’t lol.
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Lorri Broizman12 years ago
thats a lot less than i stub my toe now

LREchoise6 years ago
Sameee
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KrisZone9 years ago
That's me. Except for the jumping and walking part.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago
My stamina is quite low so sorry toe

DivergentAmity9 years ago
If u can jump twice as high, couldn't u just jump over whatever u were going to stub your toe on????

IncognitoMan5 years ago
It says that you WILL stub your toe, so you cannot avoid it.
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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
don't get tired or HURT.

deadpooln647 years ago
so that means i can jump off a building
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jessever10 years ago
so its torture once a week for being a the ultimate human

Ben Camera12 years ago
I do that anyway

Yukitai3 years ago
How can you jump twice as high as you already do?

foxyiscute9 years ago
Suppppppppppppppper cooooooooooooooooooooooool

spasticVocalist10 years ago
preferably i never move anyway

Number55 years ago
This is how I live my life now exept without the first thing and more of the second

ScorpionloverXx 3329 years ago
Hell yeah!

C8 years ago
It don't say how badly

ninjagoron10 years ago
I already do that... :(

FaazDrun7 years ago
Hon, my rate of running and jumping is so low that no one would notice

CrazyLasagna9 years ago
So sanic speed walking?

TheGreatWizpoo8 years ago
Ill protect them at all times then. Armor boots? Ha look at my armor toes

driftdragon8610 years ago
Well, I stub my toe twice every week.

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
worth it

PtdShiny11 years ago
That already happens. ALREADY.

Ace20018 years ago
If i do it softly on the wall then it won't be that bad then it won't matter that much

100precentnotaspammer10 years ago
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Gerasimos-Markie-Perdikomatis3 years ago
STEEL CAP SHOES

RainbowKat7299 years ago
I'm brave. Whenever I stub my toe I suck it up and deal with it.

Malou Lewin12 years ago
am i the only one one wondering twice as high/fast as what? as you now? or the fastes/highest jumping person? or the average person?

DavitoSiechay7 years ago
IT SAY U NO GET HURT

Rizingr9 years ago
at least I can not suck at track

BrentSnocomGaming4 years ago
Me who already stubs my toe weekly

JuuzouSuzuya1239 years ago
Whatever if kaneki can get his toes cut off I can stub mine a few times

Drew Freund12 years ago
I really see nothing but improvement. Haha

Pity8 years ago
When the hell would I need to jump twice as high or walk two times as fast

Hellhike10 years ago
the pain. *-*

HoiImTemmie9 years ago
Fuck yea running the mile will be SO FUCKING EASY!!#

MrFlyingSlime10 years ago
Banana

KyleNealy8 years ago
what I see there is you can't get tired or hurt. So no pain in stubbing your toe.

vorcazm10 years ago
Olympic runners get paid enough to buy metal toes im sure

Radioactive Dinosaur9 years ago
Why tf dont press

ki11ua10 years ago
Were steel toes all day/night

Moneymaker7 years ago
Be a super human and use it for personal gain or not stub my toe, I’m stumped

Lolipop989 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Miguel Bolaños12 years ago
not much of a problem

KK137 years ago
FUCK THIS I PRESSED THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED​???

alexmaha9 years ago
not that bad

Firelord8 years ago
Why walk twice as fast?

albi12310 years ago
firebird217rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your m...[Show full comment]

DanaIsASkittle7 years ago
It actually says you will stub your toe but they are not thinking! They never said what you stub your toe on. You might as well stub it on a pillow

Kieran9 years ago
Hurt I think mean you stub it you won't feel the pain
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