The girl/guy of your dreams falls madly in love with you
but
The closer and longer you are near them the faster you age
I will not


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BADWOLF109 years ago
already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo9243 years ago
WTF
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MeowAtTheStars8 years ago
The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious7 years ago
AlexBrown They"re purrsons
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Pan-Pancake3 years ago
Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat9 years ago
LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP8 years ago
but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer9 years ago
thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago
what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker8 years ago
I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse8 years ago
As long as they still love me.

♥⭐《ʙɪᴛᴛᴇʀꜱᴡxxᴛ》⭐♥9 years ago
Long distance relationship?

Not Here9 years ago
Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco12 years ago
Worth it. No downside

Migdin18 years ago
You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao12 years ago
someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla2 years ago
I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!
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Dregonna9 years ago
Telling stand up comedy** **sees poster of Mystery on wall** **ends up talking about sex in front of crowd** SHIT

putkin9 years ago
im gonna die in a day or two butt worth it

Cheeeselast year
just exploit it

Emily Relic12 years ago
Webcam that shit

Nishpatel19979 years ago
Im down atleast i die happy

CMHammond6 years ago
Nothing says that person of your dreams cannot be fictional. You can make somebody up and they can be the person of your dreams. Like another wish, this dream person could be a hot genie that has every other quality you want out of them, but is also willin...[Show full comment]

Mostevil949 years ago
I don't dream for any mate, im independent.

Savsav838 years ago
Well if they are madly in love with me my appearance won't matter.

SmartPerson4859 years ago
Teh Frake???? That is stupid even for the chemical reaction of bodily fluids and hormones known as love.....

Chara jones9 years ago
Hello asriel

NicoNoches10 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Suck a big ol cuck fuck yo logic imma be near mah bitch when i wanna

boomboom2799 years ago
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BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
1 millisecond faster. EZ.

Ryangoogle9 years ago
They can get close to you

jet1409 10 years ago
Same here

gameboy_419 years ago
i already have a girlfriend so i dont need to press that thing that is called hel

ShiningDawn10 years ago
This sounds like a great book waiting to happen.

ARW1238 years ago
Could I have both since I'm bisexual

djcool2329 years ago
I wouldn't waste my life with some bitch, and I don't like the idea of "aging faster" thank you very much sir.

FatnissEverdeen9 years ago
Faster the age? So my dick will grow faster? SURE!

Shiizachan8 years ago
This is not how logic.

thatdidmeafrighten9 years ago
age is just an illusion *slowly backs into a corner*

NIGHTFALL9015 years ago
Im already immortal so ye

RoyalKitten10 years ago
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SpiderCommander9 years ago
I already am with my perfect guy

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
what if i have a nonbinary of my dreams

Jeremy139 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

kyleigh11 years ago
@Valerie Dunn, it is actually E= + or - Mc^2

Donald Trump9 years ago
You are aging faster like 0.0000000000001% when you contact with them for a decade or so, beacause I would pressed the button then(#rekt)

Mandofortnite6573 years ago
Well as long as they love me

NiamhIsALeprechaun9 years ago
...Eh, i wouldn't really mind tbh, i hate myself ;w;

AhmetSabir7 years ago
Iy doesnt say how fast you age like 100mm close to her/him age 1 second faster go away 200m then i age normally

Agarwaen9 years ago
i would do it

Snailbobtwo10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

northplayyyer9 years ago
Quickie sex

skorge90010 years ago
they dont say how much fasterer it could be every minute is 1 minute and .1 second

abcx8 years ago
Please define "fast". And how close is close? Let"s say x = closeness and y = factor your speed of aging is multiplied with and x capping at 100. Now we could just say f(x) = 1,00x or it could be f(x) = x. That matters quite a lot. (math was probably not the best way to explain this, but who cares)

Valerie Dunn12 years ago
time flies when you're with the one you love. E=MC^2, bitches.
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