The girl/guy of your dreams falls madly in love with you
but
The closer and longer you are near them the faster you age
I will not

BADWOLF10 11 years ago
already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo924 4 years ago
WTF
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MeowAtTheStars 9 years ago
The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious 8 years ago
AlexBrown They"re purrsons
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Pan-Pancake 4 years ago
Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat 11 years ago
LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP 9 years ago
but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse 11 years ago
what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker 9 years ago
I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse 10 years ago
As long as they still love me.

♥⭐《ʙɪᴛᴛᴇʀꜱᴡxxᴛ》⭐♥ 10 years ago
Long distance relationship?

Not Here 11 years ago
Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco 13 years ago
Worth it. No downside

Migdin1 10 years ago
You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao 13 years ago
someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla 3 years ago
I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!
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JadaWilson 9 years ago
I dont have any in my dreams i like every one and i dont wanna keep buying clothes

spicywiener m8 11 years ago
n*gga i'm 13 #DieYoung

Shiizachan 9 years ago
13 year olds should not be using explicit language such as that, cunt.

PowerPikachu 11 years ago
I'm thinking the aging accelerates as you're together more. But as long as you're careful to only be with her (or him) directly only at a few times, you can contact via skype. Also, I'm 13, so someone that's 25+ years old would reach 60 probably faster tha... [Show full comment]

LittleOnion5 11 years ago
I guess you could say.. We aged together, and died together

Luís De Souza Amorim 13 years ago
Get a happy AND fast life so it doesn't fall appart cuz of time? Cool I'd love that.

xrazgarx 5 years ago
So essentially a succubus? Sure why not my dream girl is a succubus anyhow.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
I'm not even near her, and she doesn't know who I am

LikeABoss11 11 years ago
you would become to old for them

acegamer 11 years ago
Im not in love or something

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice 11 years ago
I could be grandma Go through their underwear and pretend to be doing laundry Ha Haimsocreepy c:

EzMcC 9 years ago
i dont want to be gandalf

Jorhanjo 12 years ago
@kyleigh negative matter isnt exactly something you need to use in any normal calculations, dickhead

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
How fast? It can only be like half a second faster for each minute.

Spiffybutterfly 10 years ago
Yes!!!!!

geekfreak12 11 years ago
as long as I age with the person of my dreams im cool ;)

Paspallan 3 years ago
If it's the closest and longer you are from them, you will always age faster. Also, if it's director proportioned with close and long distances, where you would age normally.

Petar Angelov 13 years ago
I wanna be forever young

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago
thought about chatting??????

kk1234 10 years ago
1-reject him/her first time 2-get a yandere 3-fangirl (your welcome)

Seraphim 11 years ago
No thanks i rather stay immortal.

Seraphim 11 years ago
umm not like im immortal heh

Evil 11 years ago
Nope, you don't have anybody who loves you :)

Zealot617 11 years ago
How fast exactly

Shayne Brady 13 years ago
This is a movie plot...

Sizzle 10 years ago
GOOD ONE.

CasualJimm 5 years ago
Ill age by one second... every second. I don't really need anyone though... I just want a dog to keep as a pet. #FriendsNotFucks

HumanPerson 11 years ago
How much faster? 0.1X Faster (Slower) 1.000000000001X Faster? more detail!

MabelShy 11 years ago
HE ALREADY LIKES ME XDDDDDDD

MLG Kaktus 11 years ago
i am invincible because of another button so why not?

Zugarelli 11 years ago
1) press the button 2) take she as far as you can 3) enjoy your immortality

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
So the plot of Hancock

ninjurtle 11 years ago
Having sex with at the age of 20 > end it with age 60 LIKE A BOSS

Emily Relic 13 years ago
Webcam that shit

Dregonna 10 years ago
Telling stand up comedy** **sees poster of Mystery on wall** **ends up talking about sex in front of crowd** SHIT

putkin 11 years ago
im gonna die in a day or two butt worth it

Cheeese 3 years ago
just exploit it

Mostevil94 10 years ago
I don't dream for any mate, im independent.

Nishpatel1997 11 years ago
Im down atleast i die happy
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