Will You Press The Button?

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57929 (62%) 36026 (38%)

57929 (62%) people have pressed this button, while 36026 (38%) did not.

You will gain the ability to fly

but

you will be unable to have or adopt children

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Nika_Kharazishvili2 years ago

Ofc i will press it i dont care about these annoying kids

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

So I can have sex in the air and not have kids? Top shelf.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

You could still get AST.

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Pwnemup9 years ago

Is it sad that I didn't hesitate to click the button

Senseless9 years ago

Nope, I did the Same :)

Mechanical System9 years ago

No downside to people who don't want children

Slurmp_8 years ago

Fuck children

PaperTheMoth3 years ago

holy fucking shit this was quite the experience

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TheTriangularSquare8 years ago

That is fine. Children are annoying.

ÃsdÃs RÃ³s ÃžÃ³risdÃ³ttir12 years ago

Doesn't mean you can fly to an orphanage and steal one.

Hugobult5 years ago

Nice

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Crotalia7 years ago

Error 404 Downside Not found

RiverBoyy9 years ago

Where is the downside?

McSwaggyPants9 years ago

Cool, I don't want kids.

Abbycat1232566 years ago

Same

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L00PH0L37 years ago

What will i do with kids if I COULD FLY

Mad_KillerZ9 years ago

yeah i can fuck girl and never have son ITS PERFECT oh yeah and I can still FLY OH YEAH

Dominique93258 years ago

Who wants stupid shit bags crying at 3 am because they shit their diapers

Nao9 years ago

does not say that im unable to have sex :p

GamingSmark7 years ago

i HATE KIDS

Zi7 years ago

dogs exist

Alison Goldberg12 years ago

Jokes on you I don't want kids and I am infertile.

boooiiii3 years ago

who in their right minds want little versions of themselves?

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TheHipsterOne8 years ago

Sometimes I wish this things would actually happen

Abdelrahman9 years ago

Dreams come true!

Tuturu9 years ago

You can just come to the orphanage and play with the children

Fairycentopia7 years ago

Noice

Theocelotlover (YouTube)9 years ago

YEAH!! DOWNSIDE?

Starly AJ9 years ago

What's the downside again..?

Sam Bergeron12 years ago

So you get to have the ability to fly AND have no kids?

SemiIsback7 years ago

OH YEAH!

Micheal Baldon12 years ago

I never wanted children anyway, so no loss for me.

Connor Gorr12 years ago

Win win scenario

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

why would I ant kids at all?

Ana Dosen Eiskaffee12 years ago

i hate children ... so why not

Kristine Yang12 years ago

babies are annoying anyways

Arthur Lee12 years ago

This seems like a win-win situation

Shady-kun5 years ago

Win win for me

Miss.eeyore03 9 years ago

I want children soo...

Thememernet_doge7 years ago

Make someone have children for u

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

meh, flying´s overrated anyway

KatLawliet9 years ago

*Smashs dat button*

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

FLYING FTW!!!

that_trans_button_toucher3 years ago

oh this is perfect i hate children

Qbone9 years ago

Downside?

FR4Nz9 years ago

You can fly and you can fuck safely without a Condom? AMAZING!!! (You can steal one tho)

LTRG044 years ago

Didn’t want em anyway

MrChokesOnDick9 years ago

I dont want a kid anyway

adam10208 years ago

who needs those blah blahs anyway? my brother KILLS ME (expression. dont take that too seriously.)!

adam10208 years ago

well when i was a kid

Cheeziswin11 years ago

Damn, if only I didn't want kids.

Bojacksanchez7 years ago

Who the fuck needs a fucking kid !!!!!

Casual_Bongos8 years ago

lol i don't even want children

LolItstheAgryff9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

ScreamoIsLife9 years ago

never said you cant steal a baby

Shublast year

Ofc I will press the button cause who care

That_Weird_One239 years ago

Why use condoms when you can fly! This shit is a win/win situation!!!

elijahjajah3 years ago

i steal kid

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