You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).
but
You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.
I will not


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200rock9 years ago
Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Lol
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Austintter8 years ago
Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

Animesucks173 years ago
Sex

TheKillerKitty9 years ago
'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number3056 years ago
They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting
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pttg4 years ago
There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge8 years ago
Why is rape your first example

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Why would I want this?

Ray Ray12 years ago
Take a bath.

papersnake2 years ago
Big brain moment right there
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Spewkies8 years ago
I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

A strange person9 years ago
Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person9 years ago
Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper9 years ago
Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato9 years ago
Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung8 years ago
To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath
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nounours9 years ago
I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond9 years ago
Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer9 years ago
I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas3 years ago
COngrats
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Dakaar10 years ago
I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford12 years ago
The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter8 years ago
And the bodies just keep piling up...
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Kim Norberg12 years ago
Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty038 years ago
Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it
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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama12 years ago
i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago
0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

TheTopazCactus2 years ago
i have baths

Krispy53649 years ago
da fuq???

JahongirTohirov7 years ago
devil mode activated

iBengs9 years ago
Smoke weed everyday

PrettyPhatKat148 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....k,not weird at all 😐

pokegee10 years ago
No upside

MLG no-Scoper9 years ago
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200rock9 years ago
I want to die a quick death. I don't want to post this in 15 comments. Does that mean I live forever? XD

UnderMation9 years ago
that is my life

Jonathan Ramskov Jespersen12 years ago
Don't shower for 15 years unless your gay and feeling really horny. Or a girl and feeling horny :3

MystykGames_on_Twitter5 years ago
Time to apply as a security guard!

brianwong0079 years ago
What in the world will i press for it?

bleachfetish9 years ago
I already do

Thedarkx7 years ago
I’ll just take a bath brb

CMHammond9 years ago
If I cannot exploit this and be a prison guard (and only wash through other means), I still don't know if it will be worth it. 15 years of your life...gone.

huling8 years ago
racist

komics9 years ago
oh hell no!

Lionfish7 years ago
Wow

Fox229 years ago
I coud kill the guards and escape and nobody woud stop me cus it was legal

Zoriu9 years ago
no, before you can do enything. you have to pay for it in prision, so when you complete the 15 years in, then you can do anything you want.

Tarmist258 years ago
No downside ;)

TheOverTime10 years ago
Not showering, NUKE THE WORLD!

AndyMan11YTlast year
I'm searching the comments for a madlad that says no downside.

shadow kurama9 years ago
Be a gaurd it didn't say you had to be an inmate

Ieatdogshit9 years ago
Don't shower.use wetnaps

wetman1234511 years ago
ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ilikethisgames3 years ago
This is of of scenarios that being a girl is better

PaigeCantGame9 years ago
Why would anyone want to commit those crimes?

SydneyIsNotFreezing7 years ago
Rape and anything like it is awful. Legal or not, that 30% are awful human beings

aetvs129 years ago
Dont wipe ur ass and mabye he will go away

HOLYCOOKIE966 years ago
Don't take a shower?

deMoura9 years ago
Win Win.

EastonPolnick8 years ago
Ima type some random words of advice on what to say. You are here for you, I think it was not able, but it would take to make a decision on whether you have a lot more to do it for you, I think it was not able, but it would take to make a decision on wheth...[Show full comment]
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