You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).
but
You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.
I will not


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200rock 11 years ago
Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago
Lol
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Austintter 9 years ago
Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

YingLianbang666 last year
这个问题就和（为什么你是个人？）一样蠢蛋

Animesucks17 4 years ago
Sex

TheKillerKitty 11 years ago
'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number305 7 years ago
They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting
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pttg 6 years ago
There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge 10 years ago
Why is rape your first example

Ray Ray 13 years ago
Take a bath.

papersnake 4 years ago
Big brain moment right there
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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Why would I want this?

Spewkies 9 years ago
I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

A strange person 10 years ago
Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person 10 years ago
Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper 10 years ago
Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago
Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung 9 years ago
To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath
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nounours 11 years ago
I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond 11 years ago
Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas 5 years ago
COngrats
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Dakaar 11 years ago
I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford 13 years ago
The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter 10 years ago
And the bodies just keep piling up...
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Kim Norberg 13 years ago
Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty03 9 years ago
Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it
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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama 13 years ago
i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

MadPatter03 11 years ago
Just dont shower for 15 years. People have gone longer.

BoazvanCaem 9 years ago
Literally no upside

jaydwen 11 years ago
This is just too inaproppiate

mysticmanaged 10 years ago
This... is really fucked up. Kill yourself

Yaaaasss 10 years ago
*spends all of 15 years in shower*

Flaming_Striker 11 years ago
OH HEEEEEELL NO!

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago
Cutting off anything that is three feet long on someone would kill anyone.

Holden 8 years ago
Dont go in the fucking shower/ take a bath instead

JesseHe666 3 years ago
3 ft.? Will die...

kpeterson13 10 years ago
the people that clicked the button- your fucking messed up!

Hazex 8 years ago
Wait... Why would a black dude be in a women"s prison???

AirKing 11 years ago
NO. JUST NO.

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
Kill the black dude after Prison

BENSTERBOY2002 11 years ago
LOL! If I can get away with any crime I'd kill the black guy!

ljcuenca 9 years ago
Then i wont take a bath i'll just clean myself with wetted towel

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago
BATH.

BaileyHare 10 years ago
Why would I want to do something illegal

Harly_batman_73 12 years ago
I should have pressed the buttun and just kill the dude

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
Buy protection.

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago
Just grab it and pull it till he cries.

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago
Not shower for 15y?

Sho99 7 years ago
God no

Hereiamkillme011 11 years ago
Kill the person

TheRealPengu 9 years ago
Sentenced 15 years, and taking only baths from now on, to live a life of legally stealing, murdering, enslaving, scamming, and such, doesn't sound too bad to me xD

braydendaboss 11 years ago
I'd get away with any crime so I'll kill him ha ha

CMHammond 11 years ago
Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

EmilStvring 8 years ago
Just take a gun with u in the shower its legally to kill him >:)

Ryuu 11 years ago
Thats basically it thats the goddamn punishment

uncleltr 10 years ago
It"s not rape if you like it.

Ohyesdaddy 9 years ago
ye s

Olivea213 11 years ago
I'll take bath or dive into a lake! >:3

YingLianbang666 last year
我可以忍受15年只用湿毛巾清洁身体然后当个抗日英雄！

Kitten 1019 10 years ago
What does get butt or get pussy mean??

Yechodahfu 10 years ago
Your dum its means sex
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