Will You Press The Button?

You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).

but

You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.

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200rock10 years ago

Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Lol

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Austintter8 years ago

Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

Animesucks173 years ago

Sex

pttg5 years ago

There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

TheKillerKitty9 years ago

'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number3056 years ago

They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting

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I_dont_judge8 years ago

Why is rape your first example

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Why would I want this?

Ray Ray12 years ago

Take a bath.

papersnake2 years ago

Big brain moment right there

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Spewkies8 years ago

I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

A strange person9 years ago

Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person9 years ago

Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper9 years ago

Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato9 years ago

Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung8 years ago

To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath

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nounours9 years ago

I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond9 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer10 years ago

I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas4 years ago

COngrats

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Dakaar10 years ago

I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford12 years ago

The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter8 years ago

And the bodies just keep piling up...

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Kim Norberg12 years ago

Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty038 years ago

Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it

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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama12 years ago

i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

mysticmanaged9 years ago

This... is really fucked up. Kill yourself

MadPatter039 years ago

Just dont shower for 15 years. People have gone longer.

BoazvanCaem8 years ago

Literally no upside

jaydwen10 years ago

This is just too inaproppiate

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Cutting off anything that is three feet long on someone would kill anyone.

Holden7 years ago

Dont go in the fucking shower/ take a bath instead

Yaaaasss8 years ago

*spends all of 15 years in shower*

Flaming_Striker10 years ago

OH HEEEEEELL NO!

AirKing10 years ago

NO. JUST NO.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago

Kill the black dude after Prison

BENSTERBOY200210 years ago

LOL! If I can get away with any crime I'd kill the black guy!

JesseHe666last year

3 ft.? Will die...

kpeterson139 years ago

the people that clicked the button- your fucking messed up!

Hazex7 years ago

Wait... Why would a black dude be in a women"s prison???

Harly_batman_7310 years ago

I should have pressed the buttun and just kill the dude

GhostGirl6279 years ago

Buy protection.

ljcuenca7 years ago

Then i wont take a bath i'll just clean myself with wetted towel

EmoDives_OnMars 10 years ago

BATH.

BaileyHare9 years ago

Why would I want to do something illegal

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

Kill the person

TheRealPengu8 years ago

Sentenced 15 years, and taking only baths from now on, to live a life of legally stealing, murdering, enslaving, scamming, and such, doesn't sound too bad to me xD

braydendaboss10 years ago

I'd get away with any crime so I'll kill him ha ha

CMHammond9 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Just grab it and pull it till he cries.

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago

Not shower for 15y?

Sho996 years ago

God no

uncleltr8 years ago

It"s not rape if you like it.

Ohyesdaddy8 years ago

ye s

Olivea21310 years ago

I'll take bath or dive into a lake! >:3

Kitten 10199 years ago

What does get butt or get pussy mean??

Yechodahfu9 years ago

Your dum its means sex

EmilStvring7 years ago

Just take a gun with u in the shower its legally to kill him >:)

Ryuu9 years ago

Thats basically it thats the goddamn punishment

GayMan694202 years ago

Yep, anyone else?

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