Will You Press The Button?

You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).

but

You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.

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200rock9 years ago

Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Lol

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Austintter8 years ago

Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

Animesucks173 years ago

Sex

TheKillerKitty9 years ago

'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number3056 years ago

They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting

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pttg4 years ago

There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge8 years ago

Why is rape your first example

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Why would I want this?

Spewkies8 years ago

I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

Ray Ray12 years ago

Take a bath.

papersnake2 years ago

Big brain moment right there

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A strange person9 years ago

Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person9 years ago

Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper9 years ago

Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato9 years ago

Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung7 years ago

To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath

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nounours9 years ago

I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond9 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer9 years ago

I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas3 years ago

COngrats

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Dakaar9 years ago

I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford12 years ago

The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter8 years ago

And the bodies just keep piling up...

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Kim Norberg12 years ago

Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty037 years ago

Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it

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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama12 years ago

i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

SydneyIsNotFreezing7 years ago

Rape and anything like it is awful. Legal or not, that 30% are awful human beings

aetvs129 years ago

Dont wipe ur ass and mabye he will go away

Ieatdogshit8 years ago

Don't shower.use wetnaps

wetman1234510 years ago

ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ilikethisgames3 years ago

This is of of scenarios that being a girl is better

PaigeCantGame9 years ago

Why would anyone want to commit those crimes?

xXTROLLERXx9 years ago

just never shower for 15 years problem solved

Shay Lee12 years ago

IS IT GOING TO HURT

HOLYCOOKIE966 years ago

Don't take a shower?

deMoura9 years ago

Win Win.

EastonPolnick8 years ago

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braydendaboss9 years ago

I'd keel him

AutobotDeceptionAdventures7 years ago

I didn't think of taking a bath

Domo9 years ago

It never says you have to spend 15 years in prison as a PRISONER so I could be a prison GUARD.ðŸ˜„

mtheman8 years ago

three feet of meat would kill me. Or the guy that has to carry this thing around over his shoulder

button smasher 019 years ago

Wtf people

CraftyPugManGamer8 years ago

I said no but can't you just murder that person. You'll be safe right!

Donutnipple10 years ago

wtf hahah still no real upside though

Tayoga2 years ago

I'd be willing to put up with that to be able to steal an N64 and Ocarina of Time.

Loophole man9 years ago

Smoke weed everyday (even in prison)

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

just murder the black dude

mysticmanaged9 years ago

This... is really fucked up. Kill yourself

MadPatter039 years ago

Just dont shower for 15 years. People have gone longer.

BoazvanCaem8 years ago

Literally no upside

jaydwen9 years ago

This is just too inaproppiate

Holden7 years ago

Dont go in the fucking shower/ take a bath instead

Yaaaasss8 years ago

*spends all of 15 years in shower*

Flaming_Striker9 years ago

OH HEEEEEELL NO!

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Cutting off anything that is three feet long on someone would kill anyone.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago

Kill the black dude after Prison

BENSTERBOY20029 years ago

LOL! If I can get away with any crime I'd kill the black guy!

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