You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).
but
You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.
I will not

200rock 11 years ago
Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago
Lol
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Austintter 9 years ago
Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

YingLianbang666 last year
这个问题就和(为什么你是个人?)一样蠢蛋

Animesucks17 4 years ago
Sex

TheKillerKitty 11 years ago
'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number305 7 years ago
They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting
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pttg 6 years ago
There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge 10 years ago
Why is rape your first example

Ray Ray 13 years ago
Take a bath.

papersnake 4 years ago
Big brain moment right there
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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Why would I want this?

Spewkies 9 years ago
I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

A strange person 10 years ago
Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person 10 years ago
Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper 10 years ago
Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago
Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung 9 years ago
To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath
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nounours 11 years ago
I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond 11 years ago
Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas 5 years ago
COngrats
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Dakaar 11 years ago
I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford 13 years ago
The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter 10 years ago
And the bodies just keep piling up...
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Kim Norberg 13 years ago
Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty03 9 years ago
Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it
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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama 13 years ago
i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

A_Unicorn 8 years ago
I can already do illegal things.

JamesRaiter69 9 years ago
What if I'm gay, I'm not but what if?

Insane_gaming 11 years ago
Why would I want to break the law?

xXTROLLERXx 10 years ago
if u can do illegal things break out of prison

the117doctor 10 years ago
Well...I'm submissive anyway

commandopando 11 years ago
Why the heck would ANYONE press the button? Why would ANY decent human being WANT to do ANY of that?

CosmicTater last year
WHO MADE THIS | :O

TKDuma 10 years ago
Just wash yourself with a face cloth

AnnieYoutuberORIGINAL 8 years ago
Um THE WORLD WILL BE A MESS! Also what will make u special like what will you get?

PrettyPhatKat14 10 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....k,not weird at all 😐

pokegee 12 years ago
No upside

TheTopazCactus 4 years ago
i have baths

Krispy5364 11 years ago
da fuq???

JahongirTohirov 9 years ago
devil mode activated

iBengs 11 years ago
Smoke weed everyday

MystykGames_on_Twitter 6 years ago
Time to apply as a security guard!

brianwong007 11 years ago
What in the world will i press for it?

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200rock 11 years ago
I want to die a quick death. I don't want to post this in 15 comments. Does that mean I live forever? XD

UnderMation 10 years ago
that is my life

Jonathan Ramskov Jespersen 13 years ago
Don't shower for 15 years unless your gay and feeling really horny. Or a girl and feeling horny :3

huling 10 years ago
racist

komics 11 years ago
oh hell no!

bleachfetish 10 years ago
I already do

Thedarkx 8 years ago
I’ll just take a bath brb

CMHammond 11 years ago
If I cannot exploit this and be a prison guard (and only wash through other means), I still don't know if it will be worth it. 15 years of your life...gone.

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
I'm searching the comments for a madlad that says no downside.

shadow kurama 10 years ago
Be a gaurd it didn't say you had to be an inmate

Lionfish 9 years ago
Wow

Fox22 11 years ago
I coud kill the guards and escape and nobody woud stop me cus it was legal

Zoriu 11 years ago
no, before you can do enything. you have to pay for it in prision, so when you complete the 15 years in, then you can do anything you want.

Tarmist25 10 years ago
No downside ;)

TheOverTime 11 years ago
Not showering, NUKE THE WORLD!
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