47677 (47%) 53600 (53%)
47677 (47%) people have pressed this button, while 53600 (53%) did not.
You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
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MayaSF19 days ago
The second I see the word immortal on any of these I just click don't press 'cause immortality is one of the worst curses ever, even if it's considered the good part

Epichambonewin10 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta...[Show full comment]

Buplast year
Funny though
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iifandomTrash10 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori2 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon4 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt12 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent7 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat8 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer98 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever7 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin8 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs8 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse10 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross12 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags128 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma12 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger12 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ...[Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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ThatOneCuteGalAndDatsMe1237 years ago
Even If You Are A Human Prob U Will Die At The Age Of 100 S0 , It"s Better To Spend Your Life As A Fantasy Creature

sdfghmjghfsdgfh10 years ago
People are stupid. If you are immortal you see everyone you love die no matter what.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Twilight fan fiction crap.

Ilikejojo4 years ago
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?

Hanoot279 years ago
This is stupid..

Hanoot279 years ago
I cannot get killed.

BarbecuedSocks9 years ago
Why don't I just freeze time before he punches me.

Doomcats5 years ago
So am DIO

jfb13379 years ago
... Do you not know what "immortal" means?

Epichambonewin9 years ago
Your not invernerable

JohnathanMartin8 years ago
I"d just get resurrected by some insane cultist like in Castlevania, so no real downside.

Thoro10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpqBh5Y2MyA

Panifex7 years ago
I don't like the taste of blood, so no thanks

AceProdeJ10 years ago
Pause time when he tries

Fushur8 years ago
When u can stop time just stop after 99 Years forever

Brett Rodgers12 years ago
Wasn't this a movie or something?

thejessonator2 months ago
Cool 😏

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx9 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Nathan_k8 years ago
Upside??

Chris Parris12 years ago
?

LogicWizard3149 years ago
Your logic is faulty

Talias11227 years ago
If your immortal no one can kill you

Bella Cruz 10 years ago
That's stupid, how can you die if you're immortal?

Epichambonewin9 years ago
Because your not invulnerable

Anormalnoob5 years ago
So we become DIO?

Gengrevious9 years ago
WHAT...THE...ACTUAL...FUCK

Timelypat8 years ago
Why is this so specific? Did I miss another fandom?

roflcopters7 years ago
Y e s
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floricel_11210 years ago
that sounds awesome

Flugel Der Freiheit9 years ago
You are immortal. And you can STOP TIME. no further explanation needed

exergamer98 years ago
DIO

WhimsicalMagnus10 years ago
I hate vampires so no

un tizio9 years ago
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

Milk-Man7 years ago
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

3lly and SuperJ LOL10 years ago
you will be immortal so she/he can't kill you.

Veryveryvertical3 years ago
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alligator1239 years ago
if you have this naaaa-ledge then just fucking stop time and kill him DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AmazingDragons7 years ago
Kill the teen by sucking his blood and making a cocktail out of it

Epichambonewin10 years ago
KONO DIO DA! KONO DIO DAAAAAA!!! *Explodes*
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