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You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
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Epichambonewin 11 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta... [Show full comment]

pgwfqdw last year
星尘十字军😭😭😭
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iifandomTrash 11 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori 3 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon 5 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt 13 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent 8 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer9 9 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever 8 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs 9 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse 11 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross 13 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags12 9 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma 13 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Kill the teen by sucking his blood and making a cocktail out of it

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
KONO DIO DA! KONO DIO DAAAAAA!!! *Explodes*

Jamenneel 10 years ago
Seems like a quick and painless death

Jordan Hawkes 13 years ago
The math behind death is impossible, lets assume the killer is a normal human with the ability to punch insanly hard. The force required to explode a vampire's chest would be impossible to create without any modifications to themselves considering that in... [Show full comment]

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
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alligator123 10 years ago
if you have this naaaa-ledge then just fucking stop time and kill him DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jimtheknight 11 years ago
I'd stop time every 12 hours, take a nap, then let time resume. That way, every day feels like two.

YumenoLazarous 10 years ago
So... Saitama kills me?

Mazu 6 years ago
I'm inmortal, so i will come back sooner or later

Xxxbutton masterxxx 11 years ago
100 or less to 70 is your life span but i chose no

thesarehypotheticalright 9 years ago
Can you make others vampires to...

dontcareneverwill 10 years ago
Wait what your immortal ???????

UtkuDxD 6 years ago
JOJO REFERENCE FUCK YEAH

Mike293 11 years ago
ya ummm... im immortal???????????????

AnimeLionWolf123 9 years ago
First- Vampire HELL YEAH/ Second- Immortality- HELL YES/ Third- Stopping time UH FUCK YEAH

sonictorin 11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

evilman123456 8 years ago
you become beast boy from teen titans go but...

evilman123456 8 years ago
you become beast boy from teen titans go but...https://willyoupressthebutton.com/463140

JacobDoesLife 9 years ago
What if you stop time just before you die.?Would you die and time would be frozen forever or would you be frozen in an almost dead state?

Stephen Kirton 13 years ago
Wait... Hold up a minute... *walks away*

MayaSF last year
The second I see the word immortal on any of these I just click don't press 'cause immortality is one of the worst curses ever, even if it's considered the good part

Sorario311 10 years ago
Most badass way to die

dannycor2001 10 years ago
I don't want to get killed by one punch man

Anna Sharon 13 years ago
100 years? Ok. Longer than most average lifetimes so whatever man.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
GO WATCH JOJOS YOULL UNDERSTAND

Pikachu876 10 years ago
Immortal means can not die so loopholes

akuma014 9 years ago
It said your immortal not invulnerable

McBmGaming 11 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes... [Show full comment]

idkwhattoputhere 6 years ago
ima just pause time then punch jojo

Arose520 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
YOUR A IMMORTAL VAMPIRE

Loopiloop 11 years ago
immortal superpowers and dont floating in space forever. awesome

bowser2 10 years ago
i don't wanna become a vampire. fuck twilight

MiaMojii 9 years ago
Also agree

ELZEE999 11 years ago
I want to die peacefully thank you very much

TigerWhispererXD 10 years ago
If your immortal then how?

Denizelburgur 7 years ago
that guy ho will punch me is of course doom guy. there is no way it could be anyone ho"d punch me that hard.
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