You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
I will not


SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover6099 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc9 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael966 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler4 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab9 years ago
Midas Touch.

Snell59 years ago
Where gloves

MidorieTheReal5 years ago
Ouaip
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Trace Flax12 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark224 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
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Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath9 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy8 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles7 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

Foxhead337 years ago
I’m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P78 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Fyrebow9 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben133459 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat9 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude78279 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo12 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton4203 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Johnson Lo12 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite2 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit💀
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João Paulo12 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn9 years ago
Its a greek myth

Gcoop9 years ago
This seems familiar lol

EmilysDreamWorld9 years ago
NOPE F KING MIDAS

JakeDAwesome10 years ago
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gmmck49 years ago
You can never physically touch things, so... yeah.

dankmemes1018 years ago
wait so if you"re touching the air does that mean earth"s whole atmosphere turns to solid gold and everyone suffocates??

marnixsen 9 years ago
i am MIDAS

MeepKeep10 years ago
Midas~

TerribleHistory7 years ago
What"s the downside? You can have a gold kingdom!

Twinjainasolo9 years ago
Midas

Anick8 years ago
Whear a glove. It will be flexible even after you turn it into gold.

ghfd9 years ago
Guys no don't kill you daughter she's a nice person

TitouanPontet7 years ago
I got the touch (The Touch starts playng

Wizardmon8 years ago
."Im like king midas! No wait, that ended really badly for him though, didn't it?" "What happened to him?" "Well every time he went to the loo he turned his pernicus into gold" - Yogscast, Yoglabs episode "Midas touch"

madnessLord9 years ago
gold gloves, gold forks and spoons that's it

SporesAreHere6 months ago
midas more like mid ass

Ugly Prince9 years ago
If I have sex my wife will die..

gforce840010 years ago
rouge anyone?

CASUALLY_DYING8 years ago
Gloves people, just wear the gloves

JetfirenJetstorm10 years ago
MY PENIS

Super-Shark283 years ago
The Midas touch in real life

Cookiebot9 years ago
So if I were to push this button I will have the gold touch. But after pushing it what if I were to use the bathroom?

Natália Maccarini12 years ago
We wouldn't be able do a lot of things :(

Micc5 years ago
Gold dicc hell yeah

Epicduck1229 years ago
Your Gold membership will run out eventually dont worry ;)

AssHar8 years ago
Now listen here u lil shits. Science tells us stuff never really touches (you still touch yourself, I KNOW) as an example: if you "touched" the floor you"d fall through it, and everything woukd just merge, so you only ever really touch yourself, and yourse...[Show full comment]

Warlord20809 years ago
Its a curse like anyone you touch turns into gold. this is the curse of king midas

DarthRevan2010 years ago
midas

cookbadger8 years ago
Can't find any upside truely

johnchi9 years ago
Damn.

ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
Midas

Mixmaster7 years ago
Midas would like to sue you for copyright infringement
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