I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]
Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]
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gmmck49 years ago
You can never physically touch things, so... yeah.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
wait so if you"re touching the air does that mean earth"s whole atmosphere turns to solid gold and everyone suffocates??
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marnixsen 9 years ago
i am MIDAS
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MeepKeep10 years ago
Midas~
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TerribleHistory7 years ago
What"s the downside? You can have a gold kingdom!
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Twinjainasolo9 years ago
Midas
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Anick8 years ago
Whear a glove. It will be flexible even after you turn it into gold.
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ghfd9 years ago
Guys no don't kill you daughter she's a nice person
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TitouanPontet7 years ago
I got the touch (The Touch starts playng
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Wizardmon8 years ago
."Im like king midas! No wait, that ended really badly for him though, didn't it?" "What happened to him?" "Well every time he went to the loo he turned his pernicus into gold"
- Yogscast, Yoglabs episode "Midas touch"
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madnessLord9 years ago
gold gloves, gold forks and spoons that's it
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SporesAreHere6 months ago
midas more like mid ass
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Ugly Prince9 years ago
If I have sex my wife will die..
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gforce840010 years ago
rouge anyone?
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CASUALLY_DYING8 years ago
Gloves people, just wear the gloves
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JetfirenJetstorm10 years ago
MY PENIS
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Super-Shark283 years ago
The Midas touch in real life
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Cookiebot9 years ago
So if I were to push this button I will have the gold touch. But after pushing it what if I were to use the bathroom?
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Natália Maccarini12 years ago
We wouldn't be able do a lot of things :(
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Micc5 years ago
Gold dicc hell yeah
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Epicduck1229 years ago
Your Gold membership will run out eventually dont worry ;)
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AssHar8 years ago
Now listen here u lil shits. Science tells us stuff never really touches (you still touch yourself, I KNOW) as an example: if you "touched" the floor you"d fall through it, and everything woukd just merge, so you only ever really touch yourself, and yourse...[Show full comment]
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Warlord20809 years ago
Its a curse like anyone you touch turns into gold. this is the curse of king midas
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DarthRevan2010 years ago
midas
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cookbadger8 years ago
Can't find any upside truely
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johnchi9 years ago
Damn.
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ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
Midas
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Midas would like to sue you for copyright infringement
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