complete immortality, nothing in the universe can kill you
but
no one else will ever be immortal
I will not


TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago
Thats like if you catch on fire your literally in hell, I pressed the button anyways because im a cautious man

Magmascorpion8 years ago
Just because your immortal doesn't mean you won't feel pain
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MLGGEODASH9 years ago
You would be pretty fucking lonely

Girlycard9 years ago
so? find time travel and travel back to the start of the universe every time. and yes you cant die but that does not mean you cant find another being that lives as long as you do.

Lord_Aristle8 years ago
I would perfer everyone to feel bad when I die eventually, not the opposite. I'm really not up to seeing my loved ones die around me until there is nothing left, and I drift through space as my eternal hell, bound by the chains of my own immortality, unabl...[Show full comment]

Cross_Byte7 months ago
BUT you can eat as many mcdoubles as you want
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
There is that jellyfish who is practically not able to die and can live for eternity. Are you guys really sure that you let those jellyfish die just for your own mortal greed..?

AsuraShun3 years ago
what does that even have to do with this?
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Posik6 years ago
Area 51 raid 2175, 148,294 people come with Lazer guns and defeat the guards and finally break into area 51 and see what is inside!?!?!??!? I want to see that so I'm going to press the button

DucksGamingDK9 years ago
No matter what nobody else would get immortality anyway

Mari Scaryface12 years ago
WHERES THE DOWNSIDE

Saaaaaaaa4 years ago
You will have to watch everyone and everything you love die
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Schmidot20047 years ago
“No one” with means people can’t be immortal I would just get a pet lion and shark and make them immortal

huntsmanc277 years ago
i can study spase because i wod be In in it

Natthestiffy7 years ago
Perhaps you can study English while you’re at it...

iShabu8 years ago
Thousands of people pressed the button already. I don't think I'll be lonely when everything ended lol. Sooooo, where"s the downside?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago
because nobody else who pressed the button would be immortal

CAAKE8 years ago
I said this for another one I will say it again I don't wanna see everyone I know DIE

ADTZ9 years ago
The first person to press the button would become immortal but then it wouldn't happen to anyone else who presses the button because of the result from pressing it first.

Button_Masher9 years ago
Easiest button ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jkmc12058 years ago
You"re right! Why would I ever press yes?!

Sarah Dalby Jørgensen12 years ago
Sounds like Jack Harkness. And he ends up being almost 5 billion years old. Everyone around him dies. And it doesn't seem like he is enjoying it. .... So I wouldn't press the button.

Kassandra L Wulf12 years ago
does this include eternal youth?

neko_sarah9 years ago
Doesn´t really matter if no one can see you being incredibly attractive

Joe Hazell12 years ago
So basically, it's just "You're immortal."

Daniël Beringen12 years ago
Nope, you'd lose all goals in life because there is limitless time so all there is left are your loved ones, which will all die in a relatively fast time.. Being alone without any goals in the world forever.. no thanks.

Joseph E Alcantara12 years ago
Live long enough until a time machine is built to re-visit your loved ones. Where's the downside?

Goomba9 years ago
If someone built a time machine in the future, we would already be having visits from them

bob34598 years ago
already no ones immoral soooo ... win win

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight10 years ago
THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T END IT JUST KEEPS EATING POPCORN

DrinkBleach9 years ago
Nice downside. Could use some of this, though. *pours self into cup*

DaWhiteUnicorn9 years ago
You walk through the barren, desolate universe, devoid of stars and any natural light. You are the only living being left in existence, completely alone for all eternity. Your eyes have adjusted to the black nothingness, and you bend down to pick up a rock...[Show full comment]

ZhangDaWoYaoDangTaiKongRenlast year
If anyone else press the button…… 要是别人也按了……

ArKade479 years ago
immortality is overrated

Kaidenb237 years ago
I will be bored

Crynxii9 years ago
*smexy hard voice* i can't wait to be burning on a star

Danniboy12348 years ago
... if I couldn't age or die I'm pretty sure scientists would try to experiment"s on me...

Kylee Lindskog12 years ago
Sarah that's what I thought as soon as I saw this

Flarefang4677 years ago
#ImmortalityEqualsBoring

ViridianButton9 years ago
HELL NO! You'll see your family and friends DIE! You will be sucked into SPACE..! YOU'D BE IN SOOOOO MUCH PAIN! >o<

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r9 years ago
You could protect them, because you are invincible :)

linda-from-accounting8 years ago
I am the ultimate, I am the only, I am the ruler of the galaxy, I am linda, from acounting

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa5 years ago
there is no downside as everyone continues normal life.

Blackmace9 years ago
so i could grab a bag of money from the bank and get away with it as long as the cops don't restrain me.

Yvanna8 years ago
All your lovers will rot away while your sun tanning how could anybody live that way

DomThe1konik6 years ago
What happens after your family dies? You would be lonely. After the world ends? You"d be floating out in space alone. Trying to find something to fucking do. Just floating. Never dying. Until the universe ends and your in complete blackness. Forever. And o...[Show full comment]

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Immortality would suck. You"d be floating around in space for all eternity once earth explodes

SauceQuest312 months ago
Immortality sucks whod pick this

clixxyz8 years ago
Multiple people have pressed the button...

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
I don't want immortality

Rocksalt24979 years ago
You would have to watch as everyone you love dies. I'm pretty sure that's a downside.

Ameen A.9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

RavenTheCat5 years ago
No thanks death is natural

xlaxevax8 years ago
I see so many immortal questions but I don’t even want to be immortal 🙃

help391410 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DefinitelyNotSatan8 years ago
I'll make them *almost* immortal! Then make sure they don't get killed.

Broken_Sweets10 years ago
See also Jack Harkness

deadpoolguy020169 years ago
Stop with immortality

fantasydriver1247 years ago
i will be lonely for the rest of my life (oh wait i can't even die)

grantashe9 years ago
the downside is everyone you love and everyone around you dies and you have to live for all eternity with that

sandloverlast year
man that would be sad
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