You get to have sex once with any person of your choosing.
but
You will compulsively scream "MOMMY NOOOO!" when you climax.
I will not

xXxBUTTONDESTROYERxXx 11 years ago
and after screaming just say"its just a prank bro"

Isaac25332 8 years ago
Bro
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ninjadino321 11 years ago
Im never getting married, im never having sex, im staying a virgin forever, and im gonna love every single minute of it.

meatloave last year
I'm thinking by now your acne has cleared up and your mom had you put on Ozempic so you're now not quite as obese and can get at least a partial blood flow to your dick...... But you still can't really get it up very well..... So it looks like it's another... [Show full comment]
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Cristy312 9 years ago
I hate sex.

imavirginnn 6 years ago
ace?

Helpingly 11 years ago
What's the downside?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago
Exactly

Jaythewolf12 5 years ago
its just roleplay.

ThVi-Is-The-Best-ship 7 years ago
WHAT IF THEY HAVE A MOMMY KINK?

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
probably why you only get to do it once...

electrogame 9 years ago
lol
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xXSkyKingXx 10 years ago
Role Playing?

Lusted21 8 years ago
Okay.... so foreplay could solve that

Supervictor27 11 years ago
Oh that means I can sex gays too?

Froppy 7 years ago
I don't Want Sex So

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
ducttape ur mouth problem solved

COVID-19 6 years ago
Ha.
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Mixmaster 8 years ago
One word: oral

fluffypow20912 9 years ago
ANYONE? Fuck yeah imma do it with an anime character yus.

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago
How do I do that when I'm gagged?

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
uwu
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Supervictor27 11 years ago
Who cares free sex

Michael Demiurgos 10 years ago
ironicly sex is never free. all women are whores. you just shower them with roses and free dinner instead of just handing them a 20
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Ф. Тэмүүжин 13 years ago
I don't even ... I am dying of laughter right now

patetohunter 10 years ago
DUCKTAPE, the gift from heaven. Time to fuck

Tristan_combes 11 years ago
If it means a night with Jennifer aniston hell yea

stefenlovekate 11 years ago
Hahahahaahah

That_One_Furry 9 years ago
That"s a little past my bounds.

Eggy_Pai_China 2 years ago
还好我不恋爱

What-a-twist 10 years ago
*mommy noooo!!!*.... worth▪_▪

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
I imagine Markimoo would press the button on this.

JeffreyLegoMan 11 years ago
Put duct tape on your mouth.

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago
This made my day. (I'm a terrible person.)

Ultimate-Gohan 9 years ago
Cover your mouth when you have sex

asexual 11 years ago
Why sex? Im asexual

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago
I'm demisexual so it'd probably be pretty fucking hilarious for whoever I'm having sex with.

Swiggity_swag 10 years ago
Ddlg?

IVAN CIPHER 11 years ago
Ill just sayit in a tone that makes it sound like im talking dirty to her

Agender 7 months ago
As aroace... Ewww no. It's a lose-lose

PrimeMordialGaming1104 11 years ago
Heh....

PurpleDove664 8 years ago
one word choker

Phoenix~☆ 10 years ago
I say, just get some dat tape

Retian Maleoria 13 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago
i dontz get it just stop yourself from saying it some how

TheTrueMrSwag 11 months ago
U do it without control, that's the point.

Oldiron_79 2 years ago
Don't kinkshame me

salem1113 10 years ago
I am a girl.. so no downside...

Nordicwolf1963 7 years ago
Just muffle it with a pillow so they don't hear.

GameSpate 10 years ago
My girl is into that (she is aggressively dominant), so I'm used to it...

CaptZone 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrnrnrnrn

JimmayMan 11 years ago
um...

Erudiite 12 years ago
I'm asexual, sooo...

YourBoyNaPalm 9 years ago
Depends on who I’m doing it too, hard decision.

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago
There's no downside. Fuehfehfehfeh!!

Valerie C'estlaVie Mrtnz 13 years ago
That's what that person sense of humor is for and your explanation

Mixmaximum 9 years ago
This is normal routine for me

DBBoss 11 years ago
you can only climax once according to english

Merrrrwheuusueje 10 years ago
ETF

Lorik 11 years ago
Once again, the 'doesn't have to be a real person' clause comes into play. Deal. Might as well think of a person that's into that as a bonus.
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